Is the “Dirt Talk” era officially dead, or is the Rev just one step away from a total psychiatric meltdown? For months, Neeley and Chris stayed silent, waiting to see if anyone actually gave a damn about the competition—and the results are more pathetic than we ever imagined. Why is a certain host huffing, puffing, and losing his “balls” over a single chat room comment? We’re pulling back the curtain on the “Cyber Terrorist” attacks that have the mainstream hacks shaking in their boots. You want the truth about who really runs this scene and who’s just playing pretend in an Oklahoma City basement? Hit play and find out why the “Today Show” won’t touch this mess with a ten-foot pole. This episode originally aired on 3/15/08.

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00:45 The “Cyber Terrorist” Chat Room Takedown

02:10 Seven Listeners?! The Pathetic Stats Revealed

04:30 The Rev’s Hysterical Breathing Fit

07:15 Priscilla Presley, Botox, and Industrial Silicone

10:40 The “Eddie Trunk” Peace Treaty Fraud

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