Dil Se

The easy way to a man’s heart

Is to make a curry and bake a tart

Like a king you make him feel

Even though he may be a heel.

Dress attractive, be seductive

Be all ears and attentive

Everyone action of his your praise

Even if it is a disgrace.

Put some love notes in his pocket

When he is off on a tour or to office

Be around to applaud his deeds

Always ready to tend to his needs.

Be very considerate and feminine

Even if it may not be genuine

Be very gentle and soft spoken

Even if you are rudely awoken.

Always say “I love you darling”

Even if inside you is burning

Flutter eyelashes and with an innocent face

Do sometimes try to put him in his place.

Create some new ideas for romance

That will surely make him dance

Pamper him to a hilt

So that his affection does not tilt.

Give him gifts on Valentine’s day

Even if he doesn’t really say

His birthdays are always all important

But anniversaries also should not be forgotten.

Wear his favourite perfume

Put on his favourite dress

When he comes from office

Tired and depress.

Take his briefcase from his hand

Even if on the ground with a thud it may land

Keep the house tidy and neat

Even if this job is a great feat.

Dim all the lights and play music soft

Look into his eyes and get him all lost

Make his room warm and inviting

The atmosphere now is charged and exciting.

If the man then turns to snore

Then he actually must be a bore

Show him then your true colours

Put fangs in his ears that should virtually reduce him to tears.

And if all these recipes do not gel

Ask the man to go to hell!

Shahida de sartaj

Guru Arjun Dev ji Maharaj.

Bibi Bhani de putt

Guru Amardas de dohtey

Ikk din Nana ji kol ja khalotey.

Komal haththa nal manji hilayi

Uth k Nana ji ne galvakaddi payi.

Aakhya e Mera Dohta

“Dohta bani ka bohta”

Ohna di bhavikhbani rang layi

Guru Arjun Dev ji ne Gurbani di varkha varsayi.

Sukhmani, Barah Maha, Bavan Akhri na koi visarey

2312 shabad vi 30 raga vich ucharey.

18 saal di Umar vich Gurgaddi payi

Darbar Sahib di neeh Miyan Meer ton rakhwayi.

Guruaa Mahapurkhan diya Bania da kitta sampadan

Jisda bada vadda hai mahatam.

Pehla Adi Granth Kita tyaar

Jis vich pyaar hai beshumaar.

Kaid Kita Guru ji nu kilha Lahore

Tasihe dittey ohna nu hor.

E zulam naa kita kabool

Bhave chali jave jaan zaroor.

Bekasuraan di hai jaan bachaiyi

Aapni bhaven jaan gavayi

Mathé te reha ohi tej te jalaal

Chehre te si noor bemisaal.

Rahoge tusi hamesha Shahida de Sartaj

Sadey pyaare shri Guru Arjun Dev ji Maharaj.

“Japyau jihn Arajun Dev Guru phir sankat

Jon garabh n ayau”

Guru Tegh Bahadur ji di gatha sunavan

Hind di chadur agge sees nivavan

Guru Gobind Singh ji de chotte saputur

Tapasya kiti Bakale andur.

Tyagmul si naam unhan da

Tyaag hi karna karam unhan da.

Shaant subha de maalik sun oh

Kaavy rachnawhich maahir si oh

Terah saal di umar vichkar

Jung ladi Kartarpur di bemisal

Vekh ke unah di tegh da kamaal

Guru naam rakhya Tegh Bahadur pyaar naal.

Teyi saal rahe Bakale

Jup-Tup keeta liv lagake.

Guru Harkrishan jyoti-jyot vele

Sangat jo aayi dooron nede

Hoon kaun rakhoo sir huth asade

Guru baitha which “ Baba bakale ”

Oh si Makhan Shah Lubhana

Guru si jis pehchana

Bol paya phir chutt chudh ke

“ Guru Ladho re, Guru Ladho re ”

Guru phir nava shehar vasaya

Chuk Nanaki naam rakhaya

Aj Anandpur oh kehlaya

Gobind Singh jithe Khalsa sajaya.

Gaye Benaras, Dhaka, Asam te Mathura

Prayagraj, Delhi, Kanpur te Agra

Duniya which Sikhi Phailavan

Guruaan di Bani samjhavan.

Raag jo JaiJaiwanti Bani which sajaya.

116 shabad Guru Granth Sahib da ang banaya

“ Jo nur dukh main dukh nahin maney ” Aakh sunaya.

Tyaag bairaag da mool samjhaya.

Tilak Jhanju di rakhi tuk-kar

Mazlooman noon kol baithakur

Dooje Dharam di rakhiya khatir

Ditta sees chowk chaandini jaakur.

Jaitha – “ Guru ka beta ” sees uthaya.

‘ Sees Gunj ‘ asthan kehlaya

Lakhi shah Dhur ghar le aaya

Kita saskaar ‘ Rekaab Gunj ‘ kehlaya.

Ditti shahadut kita such ujagur

Nahi misaal koi jug de andur.

Main sees nivavaan naal puran aadur

Guru Tegh Bahadur - Hind Di Chadur.

( Dedicated to Guru Tegh Bahadur ji’s 400th birth anniversary )

Tu zindagi da humsaya

Tu hi Din da sooraj,ratan da chun rushnaya

Bhala kiven eh ho sukda hai,bin surat de hove koi saya.

Zindagi diyan aukhian saukhiyan ravan vich

Bun Purbat nal tu khudya

Chit kurda tenu sub kujh devan,toon meri jind jaan hai arhia

Tere hur ikk bol de utton,main apna jivan arpun kurya.

Meri zindagi vich khaas jagah jo teri,kare byaan aisa lafaz na bunya

Mere nalon mainu behtar sumjhe,toon mera jivan sathi hai arhia

Jowhri vaang taraash savaar ke, tun mainu puththar ton Hira kurya.

Jud tere vicho lubhya tenu

Tan tera sohna chehra pudya

Hona milap jud lehar sagar da, koi aisa samaa judh bunya

Akhkhan bund hon ton pehlan

aakhri saah aun ton pehlan

Ehsas tere ne jutaya mainu tu mera jivan sathi si arhia.

Zindagi ne tan sanu samaa hai ditta

Teri aamud nal jivan mera phull bun khirya

Inj jape dhurti di hikk te, inderdhunush hai tunya.

Ikaththya beh hur supna gundya si, supnyan da rani haar hai bunya

Jud tukdi han lunghi zindagi ne, ohna supnyan da jahan hai bunya.

Hun main ki akhan

Main kinjh byaan kran

Main kinna tenu pyaar kran.

Sanu rang charea bani nirankari ilahi da

300 diwan Tuhi Tuhi da Tuhi Tuhi da.

Shukrana os nirankar da har pal

Jihne mel milaya Veer Manpreet ji nal.

Shukrana Guru ji da tuhanu vaddi sewa ditti

Mehar bharea hath rakhke apni sewa aap litti.

Har vele simran vich kehnde

“Tarle pao guru agge”.

“ Sukh vele shukrana dukh vele ardas”

“ Har vele tera Simran Waheguru ji”

Eh “journey “hai “ healing session” di

Eh “journey “ hai “ spiritual workout” di

Iss vich hunde Tuhi Tuhi de “ mango shake ” pyaare

Is vich hunde “ high intensity” de shake niare.

Guru ji,Veer ji kolo vichar karvande

Ohi veer ji fir Tuhi style ch gande.

Muskurake oh kai jokes vi sunande

Hasde hasde ik vichaar samjhande.

Har diwan vich koi sikhea hundi

Jo Guru piyarea nu samajh jaldi aundi.

Jive “KISS” matlab “ keep it simple sikha”

Ya “FEAR” hai “False evidence appearing real Sikha”

Dil ton gaande bani te dil vich ja ke vasdi hai

Mithe bola vich gehri soch har man vich rasdi hai.

187dina vich 450 shabad han gaayan kite

300 diwana vich ghante 645 beetey.

Inderpal Gurpal Tuhi Tuhi team sari

Sangat wallo tuhanu vadhai dher sari.

Sangat da shukrana tuhanu

Sangat dian asisan tuhanu.

Jug jug jio chardikala vich ravo

Sangat nu ive hi jodi rakho.

Sachi suchi rooh di paak kalami da

Tuhi Tuhi japdi Veer di sangeet zubani da.

Sanu rang charea Baani noorani ilahi da

300 diwan Tuhi Tuhi da Tuhi Tuhi da.

Rub mere toon kiven disda

Ik vaar ta jhalak dikhla de

Aasman toon ik tara todke

Meri jholi ch paade.

Tare vich hon khushiyan bhariyan

Kuj ghum vi thode lahde

Kuj maa peo da pyaar dulaar hove

Te thodiyan jhidkaan vi vich paa de.

Loki kehnde ne tu kan kan vich wasda

Mainu kyun tera noor nahi disda?

Enna hi dasde mere adrisht masiha

Main kehdi azmaish to langhdi awaan.

Main tere deedar nu har pal tarasdi

Malang waangan main turdi jandi

Fakir di tran main ruldi firdi

Apna dars tu mainu dikhade

Ik var apni jhalak dikhlade.

Tere darshan layi main sab kuj varaan

Noor ilahi ton main sadke jaavan

Akhaan meriyan taras gayiaan ne

Baavan meriyan thuk gayiaan ne

Ik vaar main tainu galvakdi pawaan

Duniya to bhaaven phir guzar jaavan.

Teri sarprasti wich meri swasaan jaan

Rooh nu sukoon te dil nu thandak le aavan.

Rubb mere toon kithy lukya

Mainu ik nishani de de.

Na khed toon nal sade lukka chhipi

Duniya di burbadi vekh lai.

Dhunddi javan main idhar udhar

Kadi girja kadi Mandir.

Ardas kran mai Gurdware ander

Shikva nahi benti har pal.

Mera ajj vi toon mera kal vi toon

Har mushkil da v hal hai toon.

Gultian sadia maaf kurde

Maalik hai toon enna upkar karde.

Karde si apne te bada garoor

Pahunch gaye asi chaand te zaroor.

Sadi aukat sanu dikha ditti

Tere bina ik kankur na hilsi.

Kur le sadi benti kabool

Duniya nu maaf kurde ohdi bhull.

Ikk bimari agey ghutne teke

Mooh apne vi bilkul dhukk laye.

Durde, na milde ikk duje nu hun

Rehnde door, ikalle te gum sum.

Hur taraf hai kehar machya

Kithy bimari te kithy hattya.

Ardas kran main tere churna vich

Khushhali leya de phir duniya vich.

Hassde khedde tere bache phirun

Ranjish ton door pyaar vich rangan.

Rubb toon phir ohi duniya vsa de

Phir dhurti te Satyug leya de.

Main, kise toon kujh nahin lehna

Ik arzoo- tere darshan karna.

Na main nachan,na main tappan

Akhan meet ke tainu labhan.

Kadi ik tera purchhavan aanda

Khabre’ eh mainu bhulekha painda.

Aaidi sohni roshnayi hai disdi

Main which apne Rub nu lubhdi.

Bund akhan wi dhundhla javan

Inna Tej jis roop which oh aavan.

Darshan deke nihaal kareya

muthe mere huth hai dhureya.

Bolaan toon mai vanchit reh gayi

Aaisa sohna dhrishya hai baneya.

Main kise toon kuj nahin lehna

Iss darshan naal umar bhur jeena.

Aj oos Punjab di yaad hai badi aundi

Jide khajane which bhareya si sona-chaandi

Maharaja Ranjit Singh da raaj si

Punjab bada khushhaal si.

Sohna Lahore vi sada apna si

O shehar hun jive ik supna si.

Aj Makki Di Roti - Sarson de saag di yaad hai aundi

Goodh, gandha te naal lassi mithi

Missi roti te makhan, dahi te achaar amm da

Baneya hove ma de hath da.

Kithe gaye kulche cholle

Rang – birange burf de golle

Ma di daal te tadka ghyo da

Pudine di chatni te choopna ganne da.

Kunka de khet lehrande

Gabhru sare bhangra paunde

Kithe gayean khushiyan saariyan

Veeraan ho gaiyaan gulliyan vhichariyan

Jawaan sade hun chitta khande

Turde-firde digde jande.

Sher – e – Punjab tusi uth ke vekho

Ki haal tuhade Punjab da

O-shaan o-shaukat lutti gayi

Aj ronda sara Punjab sada.

Aake hun sambh lavo apni kaum nu tusi

Lehraye fir khalse da jhanda dharti te usi

Har taraf hove ik lehar khushi aur umang di

Mudh yaad aandi hai phir usi Punjab di.

Ikk din mainu kise ne puchhya

Rubb sada hai kithy chhipya

Lubh lubh ehnu akhkha thukiyan

Pher vi kite na oh labhya.

Sun ke gul main pehle muskaya

Pher sanjida ho ke main, usnu samjhaya

Hur pul hur din tere nal hai turda

Pher vi ehnu nahin tun vekhya ?

Rubb nu lubhan jana kyun ji

Oh te tere ander hi vasda

Dil diyan akhkha nal je tun vekhen

Hur bande ander hai oh disda.

Rubb te kun kun vich hai vusya

Kyun tun inha phulla vich na tukkya

Ki ehna di khiri muskan vich

Tenu rubb da ehsas na hoya.

Suraj diyan rishman vich jhulke

Chann di chanani vich chumke

Kudrut de hur nazare vich vasda

Chumkde hur tare vich disda.

Basrish di hur boond vich chhulkada

Sagar di hur lehar vich jhulkada

Dhurti Patal te Arsh vi usde

Karam sade pur ishare usde

Hur shai vich sirf oh hai vasda

Phir vi tenu oh nahin labhda.

Burfilian pahhrian, vehnde jhurne

Usda ehsas dilaunde ne

Thundi hwa de jhoke vi

Usdi khushboo liaunde ne.

Chul aa mil ke kuriye sajda

Us sohne Purvidgar nu

Jehra sade ang sang hai

Mehsoos kuriye us ehsas. nu.

Rubb main tera shukar munavan

Enni mainu taufiq de de

Akhkha khulian hon jan bund

Didar tera hi hunda rave.

Mera vajood hai tun mera murshid tun hai

Tere nal hi mai chulna hai

Chhud ke kudi na javi mainu

Tere nal hi agla sufar main kurna hai.