Is this the most pathetic meltdown in the history of the internet? The Rev from Dirt Talk just had a total “puss” moment, huffing and puffing on air because a CMS cyber-terrorist called him a name in his chat room. Why is a guy with seven listeners begging Eddie Trunk to host a “rumble” he’s too scared to have face-to-face? You have to hear the heavy breathing and the pouting to believe that anyone this thin-skinned actually thinks they belong in real radio.

(00:01:35) Seven Listeners? The Dirt Talk Stat Reality Check

(00:03:33) Anally Raped with an Iron Object: The Rev’s Derailed Intro

(00:15:37) Pouting on Air: The Heavy Breathing Meltdown

(00:35:48) The Eddie Trunk “Neutral Ground” Delusion

(00:39:18) Chris Akin’s Counter-Offer: The Today Show or Bust!

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