We’ve all forgotten how linear time works, and spent an hour trying in vain to remember anything we did in the past week. “I need to derail,” is basically the subtitle of this one.

Featuring: Tantric Microphones, TV is Cori’s Exercise, The Lesser Amell, A Robot With Five Human Brothers, I’m Ple Martin Welcome to My Ted Talk, I’ve Put Glee Behind Me, InuYasha vs. A Nick At Nite Bitch, It’s Fourteen Everywhere (aka The Long-Standing Time-Zone Debate), Stages of Emaciated Spongebob, Remembering The Slap, Gimli Why Are You With This Fucko, and our Grab Bag-But-Just-TV Recommendations of the Week.

We succeeded in making the least listenable episode thus far, starting with a mess of an introduction, recaps of the pilot of ‘Council of Dads’ and ‘The Meg’ that no one asked for, and topped off with the fact that both Cori and Delia sound like they’re recording through a tin can. This one is, to quote Sam, “Just For the Fans.”

Featuring: Sam is a Master Now & Botches the Intro, “Does Ira Glass Have a Podcast?”, Delia Cannot Care, Four Children In One Family, No One Listening to the Anne Frank Piano Girl, Missy Elliot Courtship, “Did RBG Vape? Is She Cool?”, Sam “Liked” The Meg, Every Recipe is Salmon in the Dishwasher & Raisin Balls, and our App Recommendations of the Week.

Brackets are ~hot~ right now, so we did a bracket in this one. It takes us an hour to determine that a good show is good, so this episode is the riveting material you’ve no doubt been waiting for.

Featuring: No Friends Until Government Dad Says Friends, On the Dulé Hill of it All, Robot Lions Turn Into A Big Man, Sean’s Review of Fuller House (as told by Sam), Joey Yelling Out Into the Courtyard, Waffles Waffles & Look at Them Legs, Friendship With Teen Wolf Over, Verdict: Queer Eye Is Good, and our Movie Recommendations of the Week.

We’re still here, and ready to shed the pretense of this show having any sort of structure or guiding themes. We chat for an hour mostly about things we won’t ever watch. Hey, y’all remember QWOP?

Featuring: It Sucks Horrible, They Just Keep Shooting People, There Was Sand On The Screen and I Made It Ten Yards, Darth Vader & Padma Lakshimi, I’m Also A Child of Divorce, Leverage Is My Favorite People Show, Tv Show-Related Scandals Cori Missed, and our Book Recommendations of the Week.

It was Easter, so we put a lot of effort into watching and talking about Trolls: World Tour, and really got lost in the weeds of it all. Regardless, Sam puts her history degree to good use and summarizes the plot of the movie by explaining World War II.

Featuring: Lord Save Me From Margaritaville, Machu Picchu Trip, Genre-cide, Hip-Hop Bloodlines, Troll Diet Musings, A Wasp Emergency, We Are All The Same But Some of Us Are Horses, and Our Recommended Quarentunes.

This one just escalates to Sam and Delia yelling at each other about fictional semantics, while Cori tries futilely to inject logic and calmness. So…the usual. Enjoy?

Featuring: The Candle Incident, Am I Fast or Slow, Virtual Trivia Stories, Alley Cinderblocks & Other Fitness Routines, Bottle Episode Marriage Story & Reverse Sex and the City, Did You Give a Child to This Mouse, Sam Doesn’t Understand Nicknames and Demands Sonic’s “Real Name,” and Podcast Recommendations.

We watched How to Train Your Dragon: Hidden World a year late, and, fittingly, it takes us most of this episode of meandering around, berating famous men, to even get around to talking about it. Also, the introduction of our Weekly Recommendations—this week, we’re each bringing a TV Show we’re watching in this, our plague year.

Featuring: Psychic Vampires in Quarantine, Will Otis Please Stand Up, Home Improvement is Objectionable, Meandering SNL Chat, Actors Who Just Look Like A Friend’s Dad I’m Avoiding, Nitpicking Famous Men Part 139221027, A Shiny Smooth Horny Dragon, and A Show From Each Streaming Service.

Daniel Lavery on Nathan For You: https://www.shatnerchatner.com/p/episodes-of-nathan-for-you-designed

Happy first week of isolation! What have you been doing at home? We’ve been doing mostly the same things as usual: explaining outdated media to each other, berating Cori about the contents of her fridge, and a weirdly long discussion about the intricacies of doing puzzles.  

Featuring: We Got The Quarantine Stinks, Cori Tells Us About Twenty-Year-Old Episodes of Survivor, Carrot Gaslighting, Time to Shame Cori Again, What Would You Do With A Bean?!, Fast Forward Through Everything That Happened in Frozen II, Artemis Fowl is a Creepy Little Fuck, Puzzle Chat.

This is a full-on Pixar chat! We all saw Onward last week, so Delia presents her ranking of all Pixar movies to date, and no, she’s not accepting any criticism. (Minor spoilers ahead for basically all Pixar movies, including Onward.) 

Featuring: The Real Dad Was The Friends We Made Along The Way, The Giant Paper On The Ground, Dinosaurs Don’t Have Thumbs, There Are Better University Movies, Greta Gertwig Played Me, Sam Is The Toys, Monsters Inc. Is Worth Potential Brain Damage, Life Is A Highway, Movies Which Resonate In Our Dystopian Times, I Crey Erry Time.

In typical fashion, we stumbled on a pretty bad slogan for the year while simply trying to spark any conversational momentum at all. (Please don’t flag us, iTunes.)

Featuring: Cori Played Herself & Other Chatter About Time, Return of Quiz Corner, Loosey Goosey Juicey Lucy, Lengthy Pajama Talk, The Commissioner of HELL-ves, Car Stories, A Hard Concept For A Stage Show, and Sam Allegedly Knows What Seal Sounds Like.