What did you do on Leap Day this year? We alienate the portion of our audience that enjoys good audio, and also goths. You’re welcome to all the non-goth mouth perverts out there.

Featuring: Leap Day & Other Holidays, A Long & Unlistenable Ranking of Cookies, Cori Is An Island, Just Harry, An Unfortunate Pokeproposal, A Lion That’s A Human Wrestler, Please Wash Your Hands Even If You “Didn’t Touch It.”

It's unlikely you're still here, but if you enjoy listening to wild idiots, we're happy to report that Sam does her Very Best Russell Crowe impression in this one.

Feat: An Interdimensional Boy-Chin & A Loudly Creased Man, Making the Mush in the Mouth, Predictable Rants About Goop, More Trivia Tales TM, Cori Just Likes a Rounded Vowel, The Hit New Emoji for Teens, Things Delia Googled This Week, McDonalds Bath Bombs.

It's February so we're gonna start with something...spooky? and then we have to talk more about sonic. sorry.

Feat: spoilers for Cori's year (rip?), hair growth is promoted by peppermint oil, "is there no polyamory in Ohio?", Cori's STILL watching arrow & other things we can't talk about, shameful things we tear up about, sonic HAS NO CHILDREN, highly objectionable Chris Messina thirst, "the DC of it all," scientifically beautiful men have foreheads, Everything Happened on Glee, Cori's horrible watching habits.

It's time for THE BIG GAME! ...which means we googled our Sonic-sonas in this one, obviously.

Feat: Cori's sport-related injury starring Charles Entertainment Cheese, the price of my dignity is a $20 coupon & other trivia war stories, Men Who Aren't Good(TM), "Conan doesn't look like anything," I'm only acquaintances with knuckles, razor is ready to fight, "I love Clam," some reluctant and cursed Cats chat, our outdated Oscars predictions (thankfully wrong!), Delia's visceral hellscape, measure your life in diet coke.

It's 2020 and movies are coming.

Feat: an unfortunate zootopia furry mention, "i feel like the man and not the rat," movies shouldn't be so long & other hot takes, things which SPARK NO JOY, Richard kind-of a segue, we remembered who Matthew Goode is, how many churros can you eat???, eldritch horror halfdad. THE END...?