We watched Palm Springs and had a lovely chat about time loop tropes this week, but first Delia has to vent her indignation about Henry Cavill again, and Sam has to try to use an idiom and really fuck it up.

Featuring: Delia’s Gonna Bully Superman on the Playground, We’d All Be Full of Garbage, Talking About How I Met Your Mother For No Reason Seven Years Later, A Fart In The Wind & Feelin’ Frisky, Are WE In A Time Loop?!, She Couldn’t Blow Up A CHILD, and Our Wedding Movie Recommendations.

It’s Comedy Week in these here parts, and we’re off with a bang right out the gate. Fizz Fizz Gee-Whizz.

Featuring: Effortlessly Effervescent, Most Peoples’ Whitest Friend, Cori’s A Comedi-Fan, Do I Like Demetri Martin Or Have I Just Been Friends With Cori For Fifteen Years, That’s Show Business Babey, Look At These Curvy Letters, Delia Voice: I Don’t Know This Man, Sam Is Middle-Aged, “What Was Up With That Apple Though??,” and Our Non-Stand Up Comedy Recommendations.

FR E SH A VOCA DO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9__ZAwfmitg

Fourth of July is canceled, happy Hamilton weekend instead! We take a deep dive into our criticisms and praises of the musical, its impact in 2020, our favorite songs and themes, and how gay we are for Phillipa Soo.

Featuring: All Countries Matter, Kayaking Betrayals, I’m in Too Deep Now!, A Weak-Ass Baby, Scenic Artist Talk, Love You Dad!, Speaking of Bodily Fluids, Jesus H Christ, Sam HAS To Demonstrate It, SHE AIN’T REAL, “Fuck, Wait, Cut This Out, Wait,” and Our Recommendation to Support Theater & Other Unemployed Workers!

Welcome to our Scoob!cast, wherein we watched Scoob! and then had to watch an entire other movie directly afterwards as a palate cleanser. (That is, if you can get past the first ten minutes of Delia having a Witcher-triggered breakdown about Henry Cavill.)

Featuring: Delia’s Witcher Hell, Henry Cavill’s Horny Pony Tale & Uncanny Valley Face, Immunity from Dog Crimes, “Raggy I Miss You Why Did You Go To Hell?”, Head Empty Fred Jones Original Himbo, ‘Ey Booboo I’m Puttin’ Together a Team, The Golden Diskette, Back to Norman, and Our Cartoon Movie Recommendations.

Supposedly this is our Father’s Day themed episode, so it makes sense that we end up heavily discussing elementary school crimes and blood types and more TV we haven’t watched. Let us know—what’s YOUR potato meme?

Featuring: Our “Email Portion,” Is That An Egg, A Lil Bitch Man, The Password is YOUR Birthday, Dad vs. Daddy vs. Zaddy, Blood Type Identity Theft, What If Uncle Ben But Hot, No Edward In Cori’s House, Geralt of Rivia Doesn’t Have the Swag, Sam Ruins Her Brand Live On Air, and the Unexpected Return of Quiz Corner.

Disney’s Artemis Fowl dropped this past week, and Cori’s ‘bout to go off.

Featuring: Spongebob’s Sexuality, Simu Liu’s Face, The Machinations of an Awkward Man, WHO’S DOM?!, Give Children Anti-Heroes 2020 (Part 2), The Least Objectionable Scene, Give Josh Gad a Butt 2020, So Much Chandelier Work, and Many Deep Sighs from Cori.

Nominally in honor of Pride, we just made a big list of media with queer characters we like (and, of course, don’t like). Join us for all the “spicy” content (a phrase that Sam is pushing, much to Delia’s chagrin).

Featuring: Quarantine Probs, Corpse Feet, A Dog Boy & His Taco Sausage, Delia Said Lucifer Rights, The Human Jüs, An Elegant Wine Metaphor, “We Poppin’ Big Bottles,” The Burden of 45-Minute Dramas, The Straights Are Suffering, and our Recommendations for Queer Youtube Content Creators.

It’s been a particularly hard week, in a particularly hard year. Our foremost thoughts are with those protesting and mourning, and we encourage all our listeners to donate, call your representatives, vote(!!), and offer your support in every way you are able. Here are direct links to the organizations we mention at the end of our episode:

Black Visions Collective: https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/

George Floyd Memorial Fund: https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd

Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatter.com/

More Places to Donate: https://www.thecut.com/article/george-floyd-protests-how-to-help-where-to-donate.html

Our lesser thoughts this weekend were spent recording an episode full of anecdotes, allegories, and Cori’s dad’s anime recs. As always, rate, subscribe and drop us a review (of the 2001 movie Spirited Away).

Featuring: Owl on Owl Violence, The Adventures of Skater Sam, Selective Kayak Deafness, Ten Apologies and Excuses, Spirited Away as an Immigration Allegory, PS3-Era Graphics, Gru is Top Ten Anime Protags, and Places to Donate Right Now!

We’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel in this one. Sam holds us hostage by reading listacles until her dog Talia yelled at us to stop. Thank you, Talia.

Featuring: Happy Birthday to Cori!, We’re Gonna Blow Up The Moon, I Am An Ahmehricun Mahn, “Uhh Uhhhh,” Count the Beans & Destroy Your Whole Life, A Special Talk for Dogs, Creamy Queso FOR EIGHT HOURS (Languid), “Oh That’s Bleak,” Do A Makeover On Your Outside, What Is Weinerville, How Tall Is A Frog, and Some Head Empty Recommendations.

To the zero people listening, here’s an extra-long episode all about fandom, classic ship wars, shipping culture, and our personal OTPs. No one asked us to do this, and we’re vaguely ashamed to talk about it, but here we are, exposing ourselves nonetheless. Enjoy?

Featuring: Countdowns Are Hard, Delia Accidentally Loves LOTR Now, Sam is Zutara Til She Dies, Blast from the Past Bookmarks, The Twilight of it All, True OTPs Katniss/Peace & Jack Sparrow/The Sea, Reluctant Destiel Feels, Indisputable Gilmore Truths, Marvel Cinematic Missteps, Teen Wolf Persists, Remember Lemon and Lime, Vintage OTPs & Failed Parental Controls, Cori’s Vanilla Ships, Gossip Girl Revisited, That Guy in My Boys, and A Plethora of Assorted Ship Talk with A Hard Turn at Life With Derek.

No recommendations this week—instead, go and support the Organization for Transformative Works, and Archive of Our Own!