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Title: Blimpo
Subtitle: The Third Circle of Heck
Author: Dale E. Basye
Narrator: Bronson Pinchot
Format: Unabridged
Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
Language: English
Release date: 01-25-11
Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc.
Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 19 votes
Genres: Kids, Ages 5-7
Publisher's Summary:
With more clever, dark humor and zany silliness, Dale E. Basye sends Milton and Marlo Fauster back for thirds in another laugh-out-loud installment of the popular Circles of Heck series.
Welcome to Blimpo, where the, um, plump kids go.
After his second escape from Bea Elsa Bubb, the Principal of Darkness, Milton Fauster makes his way to Blimpothe circle of the otherworldly reform school, Heck, where hes sure his friend Virgil is sentenced. What Milton finds in Blimpo horrifies him. The overweight dead kids spend most of their time running on giant hamster wheels called DREADmills that detect and exploit their deepest fears. The rest they spend eating Hambone Hanks barbecuemystery meat that is delicious but suspiciously (to Milton, anyway) haunting. Every classroom has a huge television screen showing happy, thin people who taunt Blimpo residents with a perfection they will never attain.
Meanwhile, at her new job in the devils Infernship program, Miltons sister, Marlo, knows all about trying to achieve perfectionand failing miserably. Can Milton get himself and Virgil out of Blimpo in time to rescue Marlo, too? Or is Fauster the next delicacy on Bea Elsa Bubbs menu?
Critic Reviews:
A relentlessly inventive barrage of puns, gross humor, and literary, movie, and cultural references. (Booklist)
Members Reviews:
Five Stars
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Blimpo kimnd of simple
I've been reading this series from the first book and have enjoyed following the charcaters through their varoius adventures but his one felt a little forced.
Son loves these books!
My step son has absolutely fallen in love with this series of books. We bought him the first couple at a book store and have been slowly building up his collection since then.
11 year old approved!
My 11 year old loves this series!
The Third Was My First
Blimpo is the name of the Third Circle of Heck. It's a place where the fat kids go. I bought my copy from a bookstore that was going out of business although I had no idea what it was. What it is is a funny, touching, educational (oh, yes) and fun book about life in general told in the context of a brother and sister who are stuck in a heckish underworld middle school after their untimely demises. (Their demise was pretty silly, but it was way back in book one so I won't spill the beans about it.)
Basye is an excellent writer, a keen observer of the human condition, and any kid would probably love reading his series about Heck. Some of the references are pretty funny if a bit obscure for kids, but it never hurts to stretch yourself a bit in your reading, does it? The Principal of Heck is Bea "Elsa" Bubb, who is all over Marlo and Milton Fauster like white on rice, pretty much in every circle she sends them to. You see, well, no, you should see by reading the book. I have, through every circle released so far. Can't wait for the next book!
Oh, Heck, huh?
Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck