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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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We’ve Got A Cock Destroyer Down! Her Breast Blew Up!

2:47.652

Voicemails From An Insane Elderly Person

8:53.972

High School Teacher Flies Into A Verbal Rage

16:56.578

The Ring Of Jesus And The World’s National Anthem

22:38.670

Please Don’t Throw DV Away – Sign Up For The Sideshow

27:17.423

Dairy Queen Paid For This Porn

28:30.981

Chief International Affairs Advisor Kid Rock 

33:43.286

A Video Game Addiction Leads To Crime

37:46.442

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

41:22.715

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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That One Asshole Camper

2:50.683

M Is For Mukbang AND Murder

6:15.692

Nikocado and Orlin Broke Up Again

11:40.644

The New King Of Youtube Farters

13:46.979

Streamer Banned For Making Those Gwaggle Gwaggle Noises

15:10.754

Pathetic Masturbater Knows He’s A Loser

18:19.222

I’m Zach! Your Spring Anthem

21:43.494

The PS3 Rap (2006)

25:12.298

Become A Sideshow Member Today!

27:10.012

Teacher Licks Nipple In Front of Students

28:24.155

Woman Loses A Tumbler Up Her Vagina

31:49.594

Dick At Your Door Has Been Sued!

35:27.051

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

40:07.592

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On Today’s Show:

 

Introduction

0:00.016

Brandon’s Mom

3:50.270

There Was No Friday Show / Tim’s Death Bed

4:59.183

Flexi-Disc Audio Erotica From The 70’s And 80’s

7:21.728

The Strange “True Life” Tales Of “Share My Story”

11:02.217

Alcoholic Mom Made Me Eat Cockroaches

14:04.323

Teenager Still Latching On To Mommy’s Nip

16:02.417

US Trucker Convoy Freak Out

18:20.374

Airport Meltdown

20:43.607

Sign Up For The Sideshow For More Stupidity!

25:04.475

Today In Florida: The Pickle Man Cometh

26:25.405

Today In Florida: Squirt Gun Assault

31:06.898

Beasement Dwelling Gamer’s Whole Life Was a Lie

32:39.508

Newest TikTok Trend: Shooting People*

36:53.216

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

40:56.525

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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Tim Recites 16th Century Literature

2:40.936

A Member Of The Trucker Convoy Breaks It Down For Us

4:07.739

Remembering Meade’s Enema

8:21.895

Meade’s Mid-Life Crisis

11:28.985

God Says Vladimir Putin Is The Good Guy, Here!

15:11.668

Baking Shit Brownies

21:29.357

Sign Up For The Sideshow!

27:15.914

When Your Breast Leak Blue Goo

28:54.910

Mike Tyson Is Selling Bitten Ear Weed Gummies

33:23.982

Stalker Lives In Onlyfans Model’s Attic

36:28.044

Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending

41:23.873

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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Faking An Abusive Relationship For Likes And Follows

2:39.808

Horrible Best Man Wedding Toast

14:25.302

Comedian Blames Audience For Not Laughing

18:41.724

A Naruto Cosplay Pooper Blooper

23:54.000

The DV Membersite: The Sideshow – Sign Up Now!

26:06.644

Don’t Let Frail Frame And Blue Hair Fool You

27:15.770

A First Date Stabbing

31:08.140

Meth User Needs Some Emergency Meth Testing

34:27.860

Possession Of A Dairy Case Is Punishable By Law

36:43.930

Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending

40:13.111

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

0:00.000

Gross 1960’s Foods / A Chunky Funky Soda

2:22.878

Bitch Mom’s Are On TikTok Nagging Their Kids

9:02.281

Leaf Blowers Featured In Pornography

15:23.376

The Youtube Pussy Hound Returns

17:53.253

Linda Finkle Hall Of Famer?

21:32.612

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25:02.595

Blaming Putin For You Speeding

26:46.912

A Toilet Worthy Of A Heavy Metal God

30:37.551

An AI Chatbot Saved A Marriage

34:33.931

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

42:45.082

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

0:00.000

I’m A Soda / Beverage High Today: The Return Of A 2000’s Favorite!

1:35.617

Murder Suspect Defends Himself In  Court

9:18.000

Clit Stimulating Yourself Into a Vegetative State

15:00.857

Blowing Chunks While Blowing The D

15:52.895

One In The Stink And One In The Stink

16:20.000

Cupcakke-ifying More Songs

18:00.521

Shaq’s Gas Hack / Math Trouble

19:33.955

When Jail Time Conflicts With The Ke$ha Concert 

22:55.776

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26:35.382

Teacher Bites Students Over a Pickle Jar

28:02.062

The Tale Of The Porch Table Pooper

31:38.357

Evil Has Escaped The Cursed Rock Of Doom

34:05.666

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

37:47.452

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On Today’s Show:

 

Introduction

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A Second Hole Store For Your Sex Toy

1:45.504

Semen Windshield Wiper Head Gear

8:22.881

A Vegan Singers Song About All The Meat We Poop

12:07.795

The Real Victims Of The War In Ukraine: Animals

13:23.198

White Girl Getting Arrested For Drunk Driving

15:49.804

Sign Up For The Sideshow!

26:17.499

Causing Mass Panic At A Walmart

27:37.801

An Update On The Subway Shit Smearer

30:54.633

Police Officer Confiscates Drugs, Does Them All

35:00.960

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

38:29.419

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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CPAP Smears And Strokes

1:35.136

The Annoying Pro-Fat Ladies Of Tiktok

4:23.181

Watermelon Hole Lover With A Huge Sack

14:58.142

Pedophile From The Future Encourages Stalking And Harassment

19:15.976

Heavy Metal Preaching

23:08.842

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25:19.824

A Subway Shit Smearing

26:55.660

Vladimir Putin Is Doing Poop Tests

31:51.169

Black Widow Spider Bites A Man’s Penis

35:45.161

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

43:26.140

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