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Introduction

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Let’s Play: Where Is Tim Going With This?

1:54.257

The LGBT Crew Will F Up Your S

6:36.189

Sperm Swallowing Demon Is Living In Your Throat

9:07.000

Dollar General Freakout Part 819

18:30.866

Plastic Surgery Nightmare Fuel – The Music Video

23:13.810

Sign Up For The Sideshow! Support DV

26:57.500

Nostril Dentata

28:36.399

Shit Sniffing Contract Work

33:19.897

Hit And Run And Make Love (To A Corpse)

37:41.875

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

40:49.336

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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Hollywood Actors Will Stop The War In Ukraine

1:49.856

Gimp Nasty Gets Busy

7:57.556

The Awful Ladies Of Female Dating Strategy

18:00.841

Support Distorted View!

26:11.326

A Celebrity Big Brother Shitter

27:29.842

Injecting Blood Into Grocery Store Food

31:52.606

Man Put His Penis In The Dick Drawer

36:00.792

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

41:18.438

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Introduction

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My Computer’s Possessed!!

2:14.369

Karate Ruler REMASTERED

5:32.218

White People Going To Get Their Asses Beat If Reparations Aren’t Dealt

15:50.391

Cooking is For Poor Loser Beta Cucks

18:49.487

A 90’s Linda Finkle Hall Of Famer

24:21.584

Sign Up For The Sideshow!

26:40.149

The Game Show Puzzle That Predicted A Pedo

28:00.113

Tripping Balls To A Thai Takeout

33:24.113

It’s Not A Predication If You Tell Us About It Afterwards

36:04.794

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

40:51.000

Watch Karate Ruler!

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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LVL80CatLady Memorial Update

2:36.989

DJ Plantation Spits Some Stanky Doodle Dandy Rhymes

4:46.741

Pastor Phil On Panties, Pedo’s, And Muslims

10:56.000

Michelle Duggar Is On Placenta Patrol

15:58.106

A Duggar Husband Tries To Rap

21:23.284

Weird Voicemail

23:33.002

Support Distorted View Daily!

26:36.983

Olympic Athlete Suffers From Frozen Penis

28:30.010

Dollar Store Rat Infestation

32:04.399

Amputation A La Circular Saw

37:24.342

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

40:38.362

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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More Prank Cal Idiocy From The King Idiot Himself

3:14.721

Lvl80CatLady Hemorrhoid Related Texts

5:56.125

Stuck: A New TV Show About Rectum Stuffing

7:53.606

Newborn’s Mom Just KNOWS Her Baby Is Gay

17:58.193

Canadian’s Protesting The Protesters – With Pans

20:26.618

Meade Thinks A Witch Is Making People Dislike Him Online

23:04.000

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26:26.721

Stringing Your Urethra Along

27:58.791

Sippin On Elephant Shit Gin

32:27.523

A Middle Eastern Reboot Of White Chicks

36:11.648

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

39:05.797

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Introduction

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Owning Slaves On The Blockchain

2:20.839

Meat Eaters Caused 9/11

7:07.000

RIP Lvl80CatLady

14:27.972

Support DV!

23:06.362

Brazilian Buttlift Bonanza!

23:23.304

A Drunken, Naked, Pukey Brawl At Disney World

28:06.952

Ass Pumped, Dumped, And Dead

32:54.512

Drunk Driivng On A Motorized Suitcase

34:56.306

Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending

38:18.349

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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My Painful Shits And Irritated Butt Hole

2:09.155

Playing Lost Ark / RPG Games Ridiculous Quests

5:54.590

Thursday Lane Is Back!

11:05.126

Church Of Gail Made Love To Satan And Jesus

14:48.543

Female Showdown In A Florida Parking Lot

18:34.396

Female Showdown At A Wendy’s Drive Thru

20:53.000

Crazy Bitch Has A History Of Causing Trouble With Her Awful Screeching Voice

24:23.539

Sign Up For The Sideshow!

28:10.596

Newest Trend: Eyeball Mucus Fishing

29:37.613

Psycho Boyfriend Made His Girlfriend Wear Socks In The Bathtub

35:27.413

Neuro-Linked Q-Anon Follower Married Biden’s Trans Daughter

37:31.893

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

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On Today’s Show:

I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV, but I thought I’d post a Best-Of to hold you over.

Originally, this was a Sideshow exclusive episode, so theres a good chance you’ve never heard it.

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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Check Out PhoneLosers.Org

4:01.854

Stumbling And Bumbling With Stocks And Bitcoin

4:36.808

The Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee That Had And Lost Billions Of Dollars

7:38.800

Unwanted Bumping Of Pixels

13:04.905

Harassing People In Second Life

14:27.268

One Sad Virgins List Of Top 5 Cartoon Characters He Wants To Have Sex With

22:43.806

Sign Up For The Sideshow! superfreaksideshow.com

28:52.131

Mashing Up Your Penis In A Pestle

30:17.136

Threatening To Drop An Ass Bomb

34:17.044

Now We’re Trying To Cancel The Rock

36:43.951

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

44:47.118

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