On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introudction 01:58:21  Jury Duty 06:45:09  Hawk Tuah Girl Has Emerged From Her Hate Induced Slumber 16:41:05  The US Office Of Faith Is Lead By A Woman Who Speaks In Tongues 19:24:15  Dog Poop Fight 22:13:14  Arrested Woman Steals Police Car 30:32:02  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:30:14  A Livestreamed Police Standoff […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:09:00  Another Crack At An Uncensored AI Chat Bot 06:09:16  AI Generated Sex Story Sounds Like It Was Written By A Horny Teenage Indian 11:55:12  Vulgar City Council Outburst 14:36:20  Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work Goes Wrong 20:18:02 An American In The Unites States of America Freaks Out In An […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:41:16  Winnie The Pooh And Piglet Talk Stranger Danger 13:14:04  Steven Dawson Gets Tricked With Boxer Shorts 21:06:22  Doing Shots Of Nail Polish 30:06:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:00:12  Betting Your Friend You Could Dodge Bullets 35:16:23  A Small Tale Of One Man’s Micropenis 40:01:17  Twerking On The Disabled […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:38:01  Black History Month – Big Black Dicks 08:08:06  Meade Gains *More* Weight 16:10:06  Sagittarius Gets Eaten Out 25:56:23  Drunk Man Gets Kicked Off Plane 29:59:10  Homeless Man Porking A Bench – Busted! 32:34:11  Support The Show! 34:58:21  Getting Your Penis Frozen To The Ground 38:50:02  Find A Trove Of […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:33:00  Stop Whining – Daddy Timmyboo Yells Ate Dopey Listeners 08:40:23  My Favorite Elderly Midget Carnival Freak Singing Has Died 12:29:10  Raicst Mexican Tirade / Next Day Apology 20:01:00  UFC Fighter Wants To Go Fishing With Hitler 25:19:18  UPS Store Employee Fired Freak Out 27:33:14  “Rich” Guy Getting Banned From […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:01  Introduction 01:54:17  Special Airplane Accomodations For Claustrophobia 09:46:17  I Am Not A Hateful Asshole. I’m A Lovable Asshole.  16:34:07  Transperson Doesn’t Want Us Asking About Pronouns Now? 20:52:02  Animal Rights Protest In The Grocery Aisle 23:59:13  A Bounty Hunter Shows Up At A City Council Meeting 29:30:22  Support Distorted View Daily! […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:50:13  Every City Has A Cult 08:19:23  The Mountain Dew Baja Prophecies 13:25:04  Pastor Manning Is Running For Mayor: Get Rid Of Da Poop 18:15:13  Homeless Man Pushed A Turd Through A Park Bench 23:04:01  How To Attract Women With Large Penises 28:41:24  Support Distorted View Daily 30:30:00  Sisterly Brawl […]

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On Today’s Show: Back here with your new episode of DV as promised! 00:00:00  Introduction 01:46:01  Attempting To Out Crazy The Homeless 07:07:21  Crazy Instigator Meets His Match 08:50:15  Will Blunderfield Is On To DV 12:25:11  I Try To Help The Trump Adminstration 13:29:04  Trump Supporters Abandon Their Belongings Just To See Him 17:44:09  Billy […]

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On Today’s Show: I’ll be back later today with a new episode DV for everyone. Until then, here’s the interview I did with my favorite subject – Meade Skelton! We did a special show back in 2021 that even included call-ins from listeners who wanted to ask Meade a question or two. PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:13:18  My AirBnB For Mice Isn’t Going So Well 06:43:22  Checking In With My Favorite Religious Cult 13:30:06  God Says Stay Unemployed – He’ll Cover You 16:30:05  Momma Bear Protects Her Alcoholic Son At The Liquor Store 20:27:03  Black Man Drives Home From Work  And A White Woman Feels Threatened […]

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