On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:22:17  Visiting Mom For Christmas / Medication 07:53:20  A Christmas Antipasto Crisis 10:35:12  Mom Gets A Visit From Aunt Flo 13:26:15  I Got An Additional Christmas Gift This Year! 18:48:05  My Nieces Got Rape Kits For The Holidays 20:57:19  My Italian Heritage 22:57:09  The First All Black Women Debate Champions […]

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On Today’s Show: I have just returned to Cincinnati after spending the holidays up north with the family. I have a best of show for you today, and tomorrow we’ll resume with new episodes. Enjoy!  The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | […]

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On Today’s Show: I’m up in Ashtabula visiting famb-ily for the holidays, so here is a delightful holiday treat for you freaks!  The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Our New PO Box […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Today’s 12 Days Of DV Deals 01:33:13  Introduction 04:04:16  I’d Be Good At Making Depressing Christmas Music 08:04:08  My Favorite Red Sovine Song: Dead Kid On Santa’s Lap 11:55:01  A Dysfunctional Family Fight Over Tortillas 19:27:04  Meade Upset With Me Regarding His Height 22:02:00  Meade Skelton Working On A DV Theme […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Promo Code: DORK / Techno Geek Shirt 01:23:03  Introduction 03:15:05  A Bag Of Lays Potato Chips Ruined My Day 08:05:04  The Government Is Chemicaling An Old Lady 14:00:23  Trauma Massage Therapy 20:32:01  Prolapse Pop Music 24:39:08  Tamir’s Thoughts On Marriage 28:05:04  Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! 29:49:13  A Bunch […]

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On Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00 $10 White Stamp DV Logo T-Shirt – PROMO CODE: NIPPLE 01:06:03  Introduction 03:50:18  Calling All Financial Wizards: Sketchy Ass Ways To Get Quick Retirement Money 09:16:09  More Child And Mentally Disabled Standup Acts 16:43:24  A Very Thirsty Woman Gets […]

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On Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00  Free Mini Sticker Sheet 00:59:17  Introduction 03:21:14  Moxie The Robot Is Getting Killed 12:07:08  Jerking Off With Bugs 13:02:03  That Perplexing Kerrygold Butter Commercial 17:52:01  Back To Masturbating With Slugs 24:01:23  The Sounds Of The Butthole 25:38:19  Bros Sharing […]

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On Today’s Show: My years of making fun of the low battery smoke alarm have finally come back to haunt me. It’s a best of show today for the weirdest of reasons. Checking In With NAMBLA Lois Gags On Peter Gay Whites: STOP TALKING BLACK Eating Feces In Court Sign Up For The Sideshow and […]

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On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 01:42:23  Introduction 03:17:16 Distorted View Daily Turns […]

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On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Today’s DV Store Deal 02:39:10  Introduction […]

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