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Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer!
Every week I read you some weird, poorly written, or just plain gross erotic fiction.
Back in 2012, I let you freaks pick which sex story I would read by voting in a poll. Back then I read the winning story, and today on Crude Summer I replay that piece of shitty erotic fiction. I also tracked down the story that did NOT win the poll. I also read that story to you today! Both are heavy on poop-play, so that skeeves you out, you might want to pass on this episode. Fucking light-weight!
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