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Highly Medicated With A Burning Asshole

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News / TV Bloopers

13:38.000

A Mom’s Tale Of Incestous Love

20:47.333

Bringing COVID-19 Down To Mexico With Her

25:25.537

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27:11.666

A New Shitcentric Weightloss Plan

32:44.666

Beating The Airlines Mask Rules

36:37.666

The Disgusting Food Museum

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I’m All About The NXIVM Sex Cult

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Taco Bell Has Done Me Dirty Again: No More Mexican Pizza

11:00.000

Scoop Out After Sex Semen With Come&Go

15:34.000

Glacatic New Age Hippie Dippy Linda Finkle Bullshit

19:10.385

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21:33.010

Pubic Lice Is Back, Baby

28:10.000

Draining Balls For Vape Juice

32:45.141

He Cut Her Head Plumb Off

40:54.000

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45:46.000

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Obsessed With A Zootopia Bunny

6:43.166

Jesse Lee Can’t Say “Catholic”

8:40.000

Biden Dementia

11:30.000

Devon Sweeney Smoking That Shatter

15:30.000

Woman Freaks Out Because She Can’t Remember Password

20:36.000

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22:44.833

Catching Your Husband Fuck His Mom

29:34.000

Swallowing A Snake In Your Sleep

33:08.000

When Your Roommate Logs Onto The Deepweb To Kill You

38:59.193

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Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer!

Every week I read you some weird, poorly written, or just plain gross erotic fiction.

Back in 2012, I let you freaks pick which sex story I would read by voting in a poll. Back then I read the winning story, and today on Crude Summer I replay that piece of shitty erotic fiction. I also tracked down the story that did NOT win the poll. I also read that story to you today! Both are heavy on poop-play, so that skeeves you out, you might want to pass on this episode. Fucking light-weight!

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Angry Voicemails From A Mens Rights Activist / Racist

14:52.000

A Classy Poem Reading

17:32.000

Mead Skelton Update

22:07.000

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23:10.000

Bitchy Australian Taxi Passenger

30:18.000

Lifting Weights With Your Dong Stroker

34:26.000

A Poop Soaked Phone Was Saved

38:00.000

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From Presidential Pussy Grabbing To Presidentual Bungholes

8:37.500

To Catch A Karen Predator

16:18.000

You Can’t Out-bitch The Gays

19:16.000

A Well-Fucked Woman’s Mind Is Mush

22:56.000

Sign Up For The Sideshow!

25:20.000

The Near-Deads Vs. The Monkey Future

29:10.000

It’s Corpse Dress-Up Month!

34:04.000

Woman Locked In Car Dies

37:38.000

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Tim Talks About Hard Drives For Like 5 Minutes

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Burning Penis Man Has Made Contact With Me

10:30.000

Short Tonetta Update

12:22.000

Chicken Noodle Piss Recipe

15:24.000

Audio Of The Worst / Best Christmas Ever

23:22.500

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24:36.000

Pony Makeover At The Petting Zoo

28:22.000

Holocaust Trauma Porn On Tik Tok

33:57.250

KFC Urges You To Not Lick Your Fingers

38:50.000

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Support Corey’s Indiegogo – Now Over 100%

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Alex Jones Thinks Michelle Obama Is a Man

10:55.500

Efukt Has Found The Biggest Cuck And Biggest Whore

23:41.000

Sign Up For The Sideshow

25:26.000

The Wlamart Man Giving Out Hugs And Infections

28:46.000

Racists Are Cunts

33:02.000

QAnon Pedo Hunter Car Chase

42:16.000

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