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Stalking A Washed Up Pop-Star: The Documentary

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My Party Line Midget Gets Around! Listen To The Macron Show For More Kevin! Also, Check out the Kevin- Mix EP!

24:05.634

Another Angry Mom

26:36.666

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29:38.291

Mother In Law Freaks Out At Wedding

34:19.112

A Florida Burger King Murder

37:45.425

Three Women Fired From The Party Morgue

41:58.782

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Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer!

Every week I read you some weird, poorly written, or just plain gross erotic fiction.

This week: Who would have thought The Price is Right could be sexy? Get ready to for a plinko in your stinko!

The second story has us defiling a Disney Princess Little Mermaid gets caught with dildo bait.

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One of the most beloved children’s films of all time is the Little Mermaid. Today we defile that fish pitch with a story request from listener David. He writes in. Did you play the story about the prices right, Corey provided you with sound effects and all to go along with the story. Thanks, Tim. And keep up the good work well, with Corey returning to podcasting full time later this year. It’s the perfect time to remind you of what his warped little deranged sex story sounded like. Prices right erotic fan fiction kicks off this installment approved summer. But first, a word from our sponsor.

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My Birthday!

5:03.000

Corey’s Indiegogo Campaign Update

6:43.750

Janessa Calls The Partyline

9:11.250

Janessa Gets That Old Man Glue

14:23.500

Janessa Talks Dirty With a Little Person

24:33.500

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The Man With a Penis Hanging On His Arm

35:06.666

A Chinese Bowel Blowout

37:44.000

Andy Dick Touched ANOTHER Man’s Penis, Probably

44:54.000

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4:12.000

Miracle Water Spray For Your Eyes

8:49.422

Another Awful Government Sanctioned COVID-19 Song Parody

12:31.000

A twitch.tv Dating Competition Disaster

24:02.000

Sideshow Plug / Corey’s Indiegogo Campaign Update

27:19.000

Keeping Frozen Testicles Next To The Kid Cuisine

32:11.500

Congressional Candidate Warns Of Internet Dragon Ball Z Porn

36:50.000

Red Velvet Tampon Frappuccino

40:26.000

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A Major Announcement!

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Angry Political Ad Voicemail

16:23.000

Annoying Liberal Causes / Music

20:38.000

Livestreamer Shares His Chat Log

30:33.983

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Synchronized Sperming

33:50.000

Americans Stink And Are Fat

36:10.000

Piss In The Bed Will Get You Chopped Up

40:50.000

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Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer!

Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15 years of the podcast. I originally read these stories to you during a segment called Sextastic Tuesday, which aired just about every week (on Tuesday’s, naturally) and creeped out a generation of freaks. Every weekend this summer we will relive some of these abominations.

In addition, I’ll be sprinkling *NEW* stories in, like we are doing this week to kick off season 2 of Crude Summer! What will I be reading to you today? We ended last year by reading 3 installments of the Blowfly Girl journal. This year, we kick off the season with snake insertion. Did you know snakes are attracted to the pungent smell of girl crotch? It’s true! One woman shares her tale of snake tongues dancing around clits and finding its way deep inside her womanly cavern. For this weekend’s second story, I’ve got an eerily timely piece about reparations for black women… in the form of turning white men into their financial slaves and storing their balls in jars (quite literally). Once a year, the men can compete to get their manhood back, but the competition is rather gross.  It’s a a sci-fi nightmare!

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Bestiality is a taboo form of sex which is probably why there are so many pieces of erotic fiction written about this Dupre back. Still very few tales of bestiality have the main character choosing the pleasure themselves with snakes. Yes, we kick season Jew off of crude summer with snake insertion born. Afterwards we read another brand new story, this one featuring a timely subject matter black reparations. This podcast is about to get problematic. Crude summary starts in just a moment. Distorted views crude summer is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com the sex toy superstore with that old timey mom and pop store charm. Look, your local erotic boutique is fine. They’ve got some movies, some generic toys, it works when you’re in a pinch and you just need something in your butt right away and you don’t mind paying a little more money. If you want access to over 20,000 adult items at an amazing price, check out AdamAndEve.com. Here’s an example just about every corner store sex shop sells nipple clamps, but only AdamAndEve.com has the exclusive chain me up kink clamps including two nipple cla...

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4:51

Bukkake: The Anthem

9:18

Worst Birthday Gift Ever

13:00

Trans Women Accidently Blows Dog

17:18

Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee

19:01

The Devil’s Lunchbox

22:26

Jesus Has Claimed Aisle 7 At Walmart

25:18

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26:58

Panera Karen

31:17

Straight Discrimination!

34:02

China Begs Men For Their Sperm

40:22

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A Large Man Saved By His Fat Folds

5:09

A Woman’s Fat Fold Stinks

8:16

Never Mix Maggots And Masturbation

14:15

A New Methed Up Shit Pig

18:12

Kanye West’s First Campaign Rally Was Heavy On Abortion

26:47

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28:20

Ripping Out Dolphin Teeth To Ward Demons

33:07

Woman Has Wrong Astrological Sign Tattoo

40:21

Man Shot By Girlfriend For Not Arguing With Her

43:17

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