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Corey’s Bubby Bub Indiegogo Is Funded!

5:52.000

Meade Skelton Attack By Bats, Demons, And Liberals

14:55.625

My  Legend Of Zelda Brain Fart –  Solved!

20:34.000

Bird Sex Rap

24:33.352

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25:58.750

Your Children Are Playing With Whore Dolls

32:47.084

Dr. Hick Amputates Toe On His Porch

35:13.125

Pissing Starboard Onto Your Husband’s Face

37:52.000

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Quick Corey / Bubby Bub Update

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Blue Waffles Are Real

7:34.000

When A Porn Star You Stalk Dies

14:32.000

Rim Job Staring Contest

20:21.457

Support The Show!

21:34.000

Best Korea Is Rounding Up Pet Dogs For The Butcher

27:34.000

Weight Customers Before Entering Restaurant

31:36.000

Tesla Cars Are Getting The Goat Horn

34:52.000

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Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer!

Every week I read you some weird, poorly written, or just plain gross erotic fiction.

This week: I’ve got three (YES! 3!) brand new short stories and they are all dumb, gross, and bizarre. First, Alvin from Alvin In The Chipmunks has celebrity sex with Miley Cyrus. Chipmunk? More like Chipspunk. Next, A young man takes a dip in a pond only to find that the fish like the taste of his dick and semen. Fish Nibblers! Finally, one man’s fetish is another man’s bit for a podcast! Take a listen to how blowing into a girls butthole helps get him off. Thanks to LVL80CatLady for the amazing album artwork! Check her out on Twitter   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY:

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On today’s crude summer, I’ve got not one, not two, but three brand new stories involving chipmunk sex, fish, fucking and ass blowing, none of these stories should be able to get you off. However, if you’d like to take the crude summer challenge, pull down your pants now. No touching until after the commercial break and then email me. Let me know how far into the show it took you before you blew your load. I’m setting up some online leaderboards right now. This week’s crude summary starts in just a moment. Distorted views. Crude Summer is brought to you by Adam And Eve, the number one adult toy superstore in the world. I’d love to tell you about every single one of their 19000 movies, but plugs, click stimulators and cock rings. But I only have a few minutes to tell you about a select few to help me choose which items from Adam and Eve vast catalogue to talk about. Let’s go to the big board of fornications. All the board is full of amazing products from the Ash Orgasm Penis Ring Club to the click master penis sleeve. There’s no bad choice here, but let’s start the board up to see some click gel here. Silicone lubricants, hydromatic penis pump and stack. We landed on High of Love Pheromone perfume. Get ready to stink in a good way. Cologne uses androstenone to attract women while repelling other men. I think you want to do is start attracting them. This will leave the field wide open for you to charm their pants off without any competition getting in your way. That’s I have loved Ferryman Parfume. Let’s go back to the bar. Those penis pumps look good. They could come in handy. Garlic couples lace up corseted. I think that’s my thing. But it could be. And we landed on the butt. Learn new system. Clean out your rear quickly and easily with this travel friendly douche. That’s right. Get squeaky clean for back door. Play with the Butler douche system. It’s a breeze to use even for first timers becau...

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2:44.000

Jonathan Niehaus Is Not A Fan Of DV

6:39.125

Married At Fir Sight – Dead Inside After Sex

16:53.250

Showing Off Your Blackface Photos For Your Campaign Ad

22:42.000

Kawaii Penis Love!

23:55.125

Sign Up For The Sideshow!

26:28.000

Mississippi’s Next Flag Is Just a Giant Mosquito

29:47.500

My Dead Wax Wife

33:34.500

A Shocking Tinder Date

36:48.000

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3:06.847

The Great Dr. Pepper Shortage of 2020

5:21.000

The Sex Doll Market Is On Fire

6:34.000

Vegan Butt Plugs

9:44.000

The Odd Musician Who Sings About Poop, Pee, And Pluke

14:38.000

Sounds From A Christian Hell House

24:18.833

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26:21.556

Affair Caught By The Google Car

29:16.000

Naked Drunk Tourist Desecrates Shrine

33:20.000

Lawnmower DUI

36:02.000

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3:01.120

Tim Vs. Lord Douche In The Kitchen

9:40.888

Ben Shapiro Sings Wet Ass Pussy

14:02.000

Human Female Pig Slave Play

21:59.316

Mambo Number 5 Meets The Scat Man

25:51.983

Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow!

29:03.000

The Pubic Hair Beer

32:59.000

Meth Fueled Eye Gouging

39:03.572

When You Have COVID-19 But Need Your Nails Did

46:00.000

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Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer!

Every week I read you some weird, poorly written, or just plain gross erotic fiction.

This week: I’ve got a brand new story for you! What happens to an incestuous family when all the females die in a tragic car crash? IMPROVISE! A gender bending sci-fi horror awaits you. Next, we revisit Lauren and her story form a 2010 episode of DV. She has some internal plumbing problems. She pees out of her tits. And shits out of her pussy. It’s…a whole thing. Thanks to LVL80CatLady for the amazing album artwork! Check her out on Twitter

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Coming up on this week’s episode of crude summer I introduce you to Laurel. LAUREL is a girl who is a little mixed up and atomically speaking, the wrong stuff comes out of the wrong holes. That’s all you really need to know. First though, we kick off the show with a brand new tale. This story has everything family tragedy, cross dressing, Asperger’s. Oh yeah, I know I had jouett Asperger’s. Crude summer starts in just a moment. In this year has taught us anything, it’s that human contact will kill you. You’re always just one blow job away from your lungs liquefying and living the rest of your crippled unconscious life on a ventilator. Still, we all need to get off right? Well let Adam and Eve take some of the panic out of this pandemic. For a limited time get 50% off just about any item from their vast online catalog of adult content. I knew I was gonna fuck up that word. Just remember to use promo code FREAK now that includes items that will get you off safely. You’ll never get bored blowing the load with Adam and Eve. For instance, guys, check out the stroker trio three dick plugin cut strokers in one box, choose our vegetal or backdoor. Each one has a unique texture, so switching them up every time you unzip will provide a nice new sensation for your meat. Ladies, check out the glamsquad rechargeable bullet said you get the bullet vibrator with seven modes plus three sleeves for a unique tingling experience. The bunny sleeve tickles the tulip sleeve fits around your bits, wrapping them in vibrations and the one sleeve massages. Maybe you’ve quarantine yourself with your partner. Sex has got to be pretty boring by now.

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4:12.129

Corey Update! Support The Indiegogo To Bring Him Back Podcasting Full Time!

5:53.536

The Return Of TeddyBoy Greg

12:18.250

A Cincinnati Cheapskate: Takes Showers With Clothes On / Flushes Once A Week

19:59.250

Our Favorite Skank Is Sucking More D

25:36.000

Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support DV

26:41.536

Satan Had A Bad Quarter

32:02.750

DIY Creepy Sex Dolls

36:12.424

Summer Dick With A Chigger Twist

41:09.500

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The Ultimate Test Of Patience!

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3:44.000

Stalking A Washed Up Pop-Star: The Documentary

20:35.666

My Party Line Midget Gets Around! Listen To The Macron Show For More Kevin! Also, Check out the Kevin- Mix EP!

24:05.634

Another Angry Mom

26:36.666

Sign Up For The Sideshow: www.superfreaksideshow.com

29:38.291

Mother In Law Freaks Out At Wedding

34:19.112

A Florida Burger King Murder

37:45.425

Three Women Fired From The Party Morgue

41:58.782

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