Mur thought it was Day 14 because we do a lot of these at once. Matt laughs at her. 

We're back and not reliant on the 12 days of Christmas anymore. 

We're out of servants and birds. I feel at a loss. 

Twelve lords a- no, it's maids- no, dammit, what are there twelve of? Regardless, another day, another DD question.

Pipers are a piping and I don't know what we're going to do when we're done with the 12 days.

Ten lords a leaping. Those jerks. 

Nine lords a leaping. Those drunk jerks.

Another question, more festive answers!

It's a geese a laying day, and we hate geese. 

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