Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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  • POST MANAGER APPOINTMENT PHONE IN

    Is Ed still here? Yes for the time being. There are going to be a lot of jokes like - sorry! Pete gives some background to our leftfield appointment and looks at his success or otherwise as Head Coach at three Belgian teams and we hear from supporters their reaction to the new head coach - Ed Still joining the club,

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    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

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    1 hr 16 min
  • WATFORD WOMEN 4-3 OXFORD UNITED

    A quite remarkable game where both teams went flat out from start to final whistle!! Chewbacca, Emma Thompson and Michael McIntyre feature in sillier moments on the terraces but the game as a spectacle was as compelling an advert for Womens National Football as you will find!

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    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF!!!

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    20 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN - SOUTHAMPTON 1-0 WATFORD

    A frustrating game where a substitution of a player at a defensive corner results in the newly arrived sub losing his man for the decisive goal, is frustrating enough but we rue a poor second half and a lack f fire power as we have not scored since Blackburn Rovers away!

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    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF!!!


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    1 hr 14 min
  • THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SOUTHAMPTON (AWAY)

    We chat with Football Martin from Southampton and cover off their ex managers that might become our new latest manager, we hear about their transfer window (be careful what you wish for Hornets fans!!) and Carl and Justin are trying out a new tactic in the prediction league by being even more grumpy whilst people appear to be passing away near AFC Postbox!!!


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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!


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    35 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 HULL CITY 0-0 WATFORD

    Here is the rest of the chat after the impressive 0-0 at the MKM stadium.


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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!


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    45 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - HULL CITY 0-0 WATFORD

    With "The three amigo's" in charge the fan react to a performance that was not only vastly improved but included some major roles for players previously banished to the hinterlands. Whilst a goal short of a perfect away performance there was enough here to impress most whilst trying not to get carried away - well maybe just a bit!


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!


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    52 min
  • POST WINDOW PHONE IN - PART 2

    The rest of the reaction from fans and a deliberation as to if we are stronger than the start of January if the 4 signings have only made 9 first team appearances this season.


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!


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    1 hr 2 min
  • POST WINDOW PHONE IN - PART ONE

    Pete talks through the signings and then has some nice chats before John insists that Pete picks the team!!!


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF!!!



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    1 hr 1 min
  • Radio Gibberish

    We darken the doors of some rather fine broadcasters with inane nonsense on the departure of yet another manager and this time one that many supporters had a soft spot for....

    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF!!!


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    22 min
  • Gracia Gone Again!

    Hear the initial fan reaction to the news that Javi has resigned. The deliberation goes between the repeated down turns in performances in January each season coinciding with the January transfer window which never seems to provide what the Head Coach is happy with and the misalignment between our head coaches short term goals and the longer term recruitment requirement to turn a profit on exciting players.

    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!


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    1 hr 21 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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