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February 01 POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 0-2 SWANSEA CITY
Hear the rest of the post match chat following the Swans triumph at the Vic!
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This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
Vydra Deeney!!!

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1 hr
January 31 POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 0-2 SWANSEA CITY
We hear the first reactions from a very odd feeling game, after weathering early pressure "Millwall style" Watford grew into the first half and then the glass jaw appeared again once a goal down and Swansea grew in confidence and composure. However compounding the result and the performance was the sending off of Irankunda and then Gracia's comments from his post match press conference that suggests that he and owner/management are likely to have an ominous sounding discussion about the future. There is only 1 winner in this scenario previously.
COYH!!
This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
Vydra Deeney!!!
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1 hr
January 27 OPPOSITION VIEW - SWANSEA CITY (HOME)
We're joined by Luke from SwansCast and discuss the Swans season, their new manager and their Championship top scorer, we delve into the murky world of Football Mascots and Brett delivers possibly the worst two minutes ever of the prediction league (which is up against some stiff opposition!!

COYH!!
This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
Vydra Deeney!!!
& PDF!!!

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44 min
January 25 WATFORD WOMEN 4-0 WIMBLEDON
It had everything, Mark got there early, 2 penalties, George Michael impressions, 4 goals and 3 points - plus a new song for Anna Filbey.

COYH!!
This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
Vydra Deeney!!!
& PDF!!!

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20 min
January 24 POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - BLACKBURN 1-1 WATFORD
Part two of the fan reaction following a stalemate at Ewood Park.
COYH!!
This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
Vydra Deeney!!!
& PDF!!!

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52 min
January 24 POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - BLACKBURN 1-1 WATFORD
Another frustrating game - play really attacking front foot football utilising the wingers, putting in crosses and winning corners (rarely beating the first man) until we go a goal up and then concede an equaliser in two minutes and then the performance wheels come off and in the end we were fortunate not to come away completely empty handed. On a day where the whereabouts of Louza and Pollock was discussed we hear the initial fan reaction.

COYH!!
This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
Vydra Deeney!!!
& PDF!!!

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43 min
January 22 POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO: WFC 1-1 PFC
The rest of the calls and the reviews from a stormy night at the Vic in terms of the weather and a lack of cohesion on the pitch, but the introduction of Edouardo Bove provides some lightness.

COYH!!
This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
Vydra Deeney!!!
& PDF!!!

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44 min
January 22 POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE: WFC 1-1 PFC
Hear the first part of the fan reaction after Watford rescue a point v Portsmouth but a second dysfunctional performance and no team changes sees a number of supporters question Javi's selections and lack of apparent game plan.

COYH!!
This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
Vydra Deeney!!!
& PDF!!!

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52 min
January 21 OPPOSITION VIEW PART 2 : BLACKBURN ROVERS AWAY
We finish off where Part One left off but then talk about the actual game, the Blackburn managers of recent times and why Valerien is kind of hard to love, before we enter the nine layers of hell (give or take a layer or four) that is the prediction league!!
COYH!!
This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
Vydra Deeney!!!
& PDF!!!

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30 min
January 19 Opposition View: Portsmouth (Home)
We catch up with Freddie form the PO4Cast about Pompey's season so far, their injury issues and their activity in the market place already. We find out why the Technical Director might be under more pressure than the Manager and the voice of Justin is ignored Carl in the prediction league.
COYH!!
This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
Vydra Deeney!!!
& PDF!!!

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38 min

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.