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  • PART ONE POST MATCH PHONE IN - NORWICH CITY 0-1 WATFORD

    Hear the initial reaction to what looked like being a hard fought draw where we would all think "if you cant win then don't lose" and then we got a winner. But there's more than that - there's optimism (always a dangerous thing), there's sub appearances that made a lot of telling differences and there's a third win on the bounce - is something cooking? Who knows - but let's enjoy the ride!!

    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

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    50 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN LCFC 1-2 WFC

    Hear the initial fan reaction after another victory on the road after going a goal down at the King Power - 2 in a row and with a mind to Mondays game away at Carrow Road things might be looking up, or it may be the joys of the season who knows!!


    Merry Boxing Day everyone.


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF

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    1 hr 9 min
  • THE OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY (AWAY)

    The gruesome threesome catch up with Connor from our friends at "The Pink 'Un" to preview our trip to Carrow Road and we talk about their big forward who joined from Lincoln and what you call the bit between Christmas and New Year!!


    Merry Betwixtmas everyone!


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    43 min
  • DNSYE 2025 CHRISTMAS SHAMBLES

    Since we have been doing the podcast we have many friends, a trip to a match now involves seeing more familiar faces and chatting that it ever did before. The community goes from online to the ground and very often, and no less importantly abroad to Watford fans who tolerate (embrace would be too strong a word) our normal nonsense.

    However the three of us have also built many friends with podcasters at other clubs through the opposition view and so we have invited some of our favourite people who this season aren't in the Championship for pigs in blankets, a chance to put the footballing world to rights and for Pete to come up and badly present another game for all to join in on - after all it's Christmas!!


    Merry Christmas everyone.


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF



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    1 hr 23 min
  • THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LEICESTER CITY AWAY

    Pete and Justin are joined by Chris from "Leicester til I die TV" and discuss a 4-4 Boxing Day derby that only Pete seems to remember, The foxes new manager, season problems and why they'd just like to get the whole points deduction thing done and out of the way. The prediction league sees Christmas post dip back down and Brett puts working in a gym to good use with the dice and a treadmill!


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    26 min
  • Post Match Phone In - WFC 1-0 SCFC

    Hear the fan reaction after the close win over Stoke City, as always people have differing opinions about the performance, the opposition and the game itself - but that's fine - that's what causes the chat and debate over the club that we love and on occasions frustrates the hell out of us!.

    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF




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    1 hr 12 min
  • OPPOSITION VIEW - STOKE CITY (HOME)

    We chat with Tunni from "Every step along the way" podcast and he does insist on knowing what he's talking about and has even done some research (frowned upon at DNSYE Towers of course) but we make a strong recovery and we are reassuringly rubbish again in no time!!

    Christmas is causing AFC PostBox mayhem with the Prediction League and Brett is trying to get gym equipment to roll dice (and these two are still top by quite some way!!!)


    COYH!!



    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    25 min
  • CHARLTON ATHLETIC 3-2 WATFORD FC WOMEN

    High flying Charlton showed why they are unbeaten and top of the WSL2 however Watford caused their hosts some real problems - whilst the result was beyond the Hornets it shows the benchmark to aspire to - and a fine match as well!
    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF

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    24 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - AFCW 2-2 WFC

    Part Two of the fan reaction for what we hoped would be a second away win but for the late excitement that saw a Wrexham equaliser and Javi sent off!

    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    50 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - AFCW 2-2 WFC

    UNEDITED AND RAW: Hear the initial fan reaction to the game at the Race Course that finished with a late Wrexham equaliser and Watford fans differing in opinions over Javi's contribution, tactics and substitutions.

    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF

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    48 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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