Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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  • POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 0-2 MILLWALL

    Hear all the rest of the post match chat and the comments and reviews

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    Steve Holliman,

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    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

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    45 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 0-2 MILLWALL

    Part one of the initial fan reaction as Alex Neills Millwall put on a totally dominant performance at the Vic on another disappointing GT Day display. Other than the ball ball and the referee there are debates about the treatment meted out to Louza but all over this felt like men against boys as Watford failed to get their passing game going under relentless pressing.

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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    54 min
  • Opposition View Part One - The Blackburn Boycott

    Slightly different, out of normal running order and in two parts (part two will come out after the Portsmouth game - in the usual place we release the Opposition View) - because this game will be different as many Blackburn Rovers fans will be boycotting the Watford game in a show of protest against their owners - the Venky family from India. We get some of the background from Ian of "4,000 Holes/BRFCS.COM" and some detail and an acknowledgement that not all Rovers fans agree or will be observing the boycott. Finally we find out what Watford fans can do on the day (don't worry they don't expect or request that Watford fans don't attend) could do to show solidarity should they wish.

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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF

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    30 min
  • OPPOSITION VIEW - MILLWALL (HOME)

    We chat with chaps!! Chris joins us to discuss all things Lions and especially Darius Henderson and the lack of alcohol in the away end at Watford!! Plus we preview the scores and try to to work out if any humans can beat inanimate object score predictions and Brett throws his dice off a balcony!!


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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

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    32 min
  • Frozen - Slippery when convenient!

    Yes we let people have a rant and some revelations came forth (as they often seem to) after a shambolic postponement 15 minutes before kick off away at Hull City!!! Suggestions of skulduggery and slippery goings on are by no means a reflection of the City supporters many of whom will have travelled great distances to be there - but someone should have a lot of explaining to do!


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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    59 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WFC 3-0 BCFC

    Hear the rest of the fan reaction and Pete goes through the statements in full from the Chairman and the owner respectively plus reviews and limericks after an excellent showing at Vicarage Road.


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    1 hr 1 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - WFC 3-0 BCFC

    Hear the initial fan reaction after a pulsating win over the Blues where most peoples only complaint is that we didn't score more and Kaiden is on the hunt for extra wingers!!!


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!


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    1 hr 4 min
  • OPPOSITION VIEW - HULL CITY (AWAY)

    Justin and Pete catch up with old friend of the pod Ant from To Hull and Back podcast about all things Tigers ahead of our trip to Humberside. We discuss Gelhardt and the Hull injuries that they have so far got around, their manager who has them playing good and effective football, Pete puts the others through another round of Wiki-Player and finally Pete has some strange ideas about changing the FA Cup draw for the 3rd round.


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    48 min
  • OPPOSITION VIEW - BIRMINGHAM CITY (HOME)

    We chat with Sam Sheppey about the Blues dip since our last defeat to them at the start of December before segueing to expensive drinks, London Museum socks and why Christmas post was allowed in the prediction league much to Justin's annoyance!!


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    45 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - NORWICH CITY 0-1 WATFORD

    Hear the final comments and reviews from fellow fans after what some will call a smash and grab but that others will consider the consummate away performance - tough to break down and then take your chance.


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!


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    54 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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