Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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  • POST MATCH PHONE IN - HULL CITY 1 - 1 WATFORD

    All the fan reaction following a disappointing performance at the MKM against the bottom side in the Championship but a late Rocco Vata strike saw us at least bring a point away when all had looked lost - the performance however is not to many peoples pleasing.



    COYH!!!


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    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

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    56 min
  • THE OPPOSITION VIEW - West Bromwich Albion (Home)

    The lads are joined by Kev (of "Where's Kev") to discuss why the baggies keep drawing, and would Kev sack the manager if he could replace him with one of both of our clubs former managers. John has doggy problems and Jarvis takes a visit to the pet shop before the amazing world of fact or fiction takes a grip on proceedings!


    COYH!!!


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    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF!!!

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    35 min
  • THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS - EPISODE 3 ish

    Justin, Carl & Pete mull over the last four games and one postponement in what was really nothing like a week but what the heck!! Three clean sheets and goal from a set piece are hopeful signs but we relive the trauma of Home Park in the ironically most impressive performance!!


    COYH!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF!!!

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    44 min
  • TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE HULL CITY

    TC gives his reactions from turning bus on route to Cardiff, injury updates and his thoughts as we head towards the festive period starting with Hull City and their new manger.


    COYH!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF!!!

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    11 min
  • THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Hull City (Away)

    Justin & Pete chat with Ant from "To Hull and Back" podcast abut all things Hull City as we venture to another club about to appoint a new manager, so knowing quite what we'll face is anyone's guess really, so instead we hear about the Tigers season and managerial changes, Hull's celebrity fans mortality rates, what song Mick Ronson produced and in the prediction league John finds the quietest contestants in the loudest environment whilst Jarvis suffers a sneezing fit and ends up making the somewhat exciting forecast as a result. Carlos over celebrates his birthday and now lives under the threat of docked point!!


    COYH!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF!!!

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    39 min
  • Talking Cleverley - pre Cardiff City Away

    Tom Cleverley gives his thoughts ahead of the Hornets trip to the Cardiff City stadium and gives his thoughts on injuries, those returning and the signing of Nickson Okosun. The Fa Cup draw and memories of Marco Silva are discussed before another familiar face of Omer Riza and the next game are given the focus treatment.

    COYH!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF!!!

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    14 min
  • The Matchday Microphone Pilot Episode

    In our ongoing quest to bring new voices to the podcast of fans, we entrusted Carl with one of our microphones before, during and after the QPR game and added regular amounts of alcohol - for our possibly new, possibly regular-ish feature chatting to people about the Hortnets!!


    Hope and anxiety before the game morphs into disappointment and anxiety after the game but Carl chats away with various Watford personalities and then to George - supporter of Aris Thessaloniki who share our colours and very similar past kits along with Phil Williams. Its like a n exchange program involving football and alcohol before things turn towards mental health, drinking beer, a new TV program concept called "Escape to the City, talking rubbish with your friends and the Stereophonics!!


    This pilot show is suitably chaotic so we think we will give it the greenlight (mainly because for once Carlos didn't end up in a coma) meaning that Pete, Carl or Justin might be heading towards you with a mic soon to ruin your matchday fun more than Vladimir Ivic with a hangover!!!


    COYH!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF!!!

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    29 min
  • THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Cardiff City (Away)

    The boys chat with Ben of "View from the Ninian" to discuss Cardiff and everything ahead of our trip to the Principality (not the Principality stadium though!). We hear about a manager sacked after 6 games and one point and an interim manager who has had more games than some Watford permanent managers, and with some Watford connections.


    The prediction league is it's usual triumph of deep analytics, football insight, smart speakers and dogs whilst Justin manages to stumble over something possibly worth visiting for once!!!


    May contain references to the "Bonzo Dog Doo-dah Band" and dice rolling in a loud environment - you have been warned - per normal.


    COYH!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF!!!

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    44 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 0-0 QPR

    All the fan reaction after a 0-0 draw with QPR, that saw us disappointed and yet happy to have picked up a point after very disappointing first half and a late chance that saw the West Londoners hit the post after Watford had the better of the second half and hit the woodwork themselves with a free kick from the revitalised Imran Louza. Dan Bachmann put in a good showing with some vital stops but going forward we seem to lack a cutting edge and Bayo has a performance that did not impress many. Mrs Wendover shows some appreciation from our Opposition View guest and immediately gets accused of setting a honey trap!



    COYH!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF!!!

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    1 hr 10 min
  • TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE QPR

    TC gives his thoughts before the visit of QPR on Saturday


    COYH!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF!!!

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    13 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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