Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes episodes

  • The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Switzerland Post Match Phone In

    Through to Garth Southgates 3rd Semi-final in 4 tournaments and performed well in the penalty shoot out - so are we churlish to criticize a performance that whilst better still fell short of our hopes and expectations pre-tournament.


    We hear lots of fan comment before being diverted to what to do when "caught short" in a traffic jam or on a train and why you shouldn't drink from wine bottles in the bin near Wendover!!!


    We've got a semi to look forward to!!!


    C.mon England!!!


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    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    47 min
  • The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Quarters, Semi's and final plus Sausages

    Carl is trying to tick off his list of countries left on his Xenophobic Clipboard - unfortunately his list seems to contain France a number of times. We try to work out the likely finalist, using mainly lazy cultural stereotypes and Justin's limited knowledge of....well pretty much most things, and possibly cause ructions in the European Sausage market!!!


    Absolutely no better than you remembered it, here is your guide to the rest of the Euro 24 tournament if you want a completely ill informed guided tour!!!


    Finally we moan a bit about Watford as the "real stuff" draws nearer!


    C.mon England!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    1 hr 3 min
  • The Sceptical England Fans Podcast -Slovakia Post Match Phone

    Justin hosts the fan reaction after the fourth poor performance at Euro 24 for the Three Lions however the England team find themselves through to the Quarter final against Switzerland at the weekend due to a last gasp equalizer from Bellingham and a Kane winner less than a minute into extra time. The callers however aren't fooled and judge on what they see knowing that the level currently being produced will not be good enough if we face a team of any real quality.


    C'mon England!!



    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    42 min
  • The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Last 16 predictions

    The boys pour over their predictions from the group stages and despite some disappointing results decide to plough on predict the results of the last 16 and thus the quarter final fixtures - will be any more accurate, will ever shut up about Suzie Dent and is Justin enjoying or enduring the tournament are questions that we will probably fail to answer!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    34 min
  • DNSYE - Fixtures released!!

    Justin and Pete struggle with technology to try to get to the fixtures at 9am on release day and finally, more by luck than judgement, get to see the list of fixtures and provide their particular brand of idiocy where analysis should be!! Lots of advise for Jessie and others now planning a week long trip to Portsmouth in April plus good news for those hardy souls who braved the Plymouth rain on new years day and went to the National Maritime Museum!!! We grant you this may have niche appeal!!


    COYH!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    25 min
  • The Sceptical England Podcast Post Match Phone In

    More fan reaction as England's lacklustre performances continue and yet we finish top of Group C. Strong language and opinion


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    47 min
  • The Sceptical England Podcast Post Match Phone In

    All the fan reaction after the dismal performance and 1-1 draw with Denmark in the 2nd round of games of Group C at the Euro 24!!!


    All good fun - unless your Gareth Southgate!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    1 hr 21 min
  • DNSYE - Yet more nonsense plus lets see what we can do for Charlee!

    Loads of nonsense but the important stuff here is towards the end of the podcast - please help us help Charlee - Thank you so much


    GEORGIA, TRAINING KITS, THE NEW BLACKED OUT RETRO’S

    JUSTINS SOCIAL ANXIETIES, LOCAL RADIO, THE INVESTMENT

    THINGY, FAN OWNERSHIPS, CARL’S WEAK CONSTITUTION,

    XYLOPHONES AND BLUE CHEESE BOYS, JONATHAN BONDRUMOURS, DAN BACHMANN STATS, WORM EATING, 

    WEST COUNTRY BUILDERS, OTHER RUBBISH PLUS LET'S HELP CHARLEE


    COYH!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    1 hr 19 min
  • The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Serbia Post Match Phone In

    The immediate fan reaction after an initial 1-0 win and a split performance between 1st and second halves plus we look at the tournament so far.


    Top of the table after one game


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    31 min
  • The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Serbia Chat with Goran

    Following our complete shambles of a prediction and preview of Group C, Pete chats with Goran a Watford fan from Serbia about the Serbian national team, the hopes for their first international tournament in a long time, the number of players the country is producing but the issues with the Serbian domestic football and the enthusiasm for English football and why he ended up supporting Watford and how it involves Nigel Gibbs!!!!


    We'll see how the opening game goes!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    17 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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