Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes episodes

  • DNSYE - THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS!

    Justin, Carl and Pete make an, inevitably doomed attempt, to try to actually talk about football for a bit without going off on a tangent about the 1970's, food, London Transport Museum socks or how Carl has managed to lose consciousness this month!! We hear from players after all three of the games so far this season and not only judge each on what we think but also whether the answers are "media trained" bland stuff or genuine heartfelt responses from players who care about playing for the club!


    Listener warning: Justin is occasionally happy during this recording please do not adjust your listening device.


    COYH!!!!


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    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    49 min
  • DNSYE Hashtag United 3 - 1 Watford

    Pete goes to Aveley for the Women's game against Hashtag United and is impressed with the hosts, the ground, the new purple kit but not so much enthused about a certain linesman!


    COYH!!!!


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    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    15 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WATFORD 3-0 STOKE CITY

    Here's the second half of the callers reacting to an outstanding second half performance against Stoke and all the 5 words and long forms, limericks and haikus!!


    COYH!!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    55 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 3-0 STOKE CITY

    After a solid competitive first half performance, Clevs rang the changes in the second half and Watford ran out 3-0 winners and comfortable to boot!!! Here we have the immediate fan reaction.


    COYH!!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    53 min
  • PRE MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE - STOKE CTY

    Here are Toms thoughts on an encouraging week and ahead of the Stoke City match at home.



    COYH!!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    14 min
  • Pre Match Press Conference - with Renee Hector & Meghan Chandler

    Peter, Jon from "From the Rookery End" and Cal from The Hornets House, quiz new Women's team manager Renee Hector and Captain Meghan Chandler on how pre season has gone and dealing with the ups and down's of the last two seasons. We find out about Renee's background playing and coaching including experience with the National Team Development Under 17's and the Watford FC Development squad last season.


    COYH!!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    34 min
  • THE OPPOSITION VIEW - STOKE CITY

    We chat with Mike from "Every step along the way" through Stoke's pre season and early results, Steve Schumacker and a striker we missed out on.


    The prediction league sees Tim and Charlie roll dice and Jarvis do a lot of barking, which by our guess should have meant predicting Watford 14 - 0 Stoke!!! Plus Justin now thinks we are going to win everything!!!!!


    We show that we still don't know how to end a podcast at all let alone professionally and Justin and Pete squabble about pies and award ceremonies!!!



    COYH!!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    41 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 5 - 0 MK DONS

    Hear all the fan reaction after a positive night where we finally put up a performance in the League Cup and routed MK Dons 5-0. A Tom Ince hattrick will get the headlines but a host of positive signs sees Hornets fands trying not to get carried away!!!! Its not easy!! Unedited and Raw


    COYH!!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    1 hr 20 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN - MILLWALL 2 - 3 WATFORD

    A goal from a corner, a free kick from miles out and Rajovic grabs a late winner!! What not to like. Here's all the fan feedback after taking 3 points away from the Den in the first game of the season!!


    COYH!!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Pre Match Press Conference (of sorts) with Tom Dele-Bashiru

    We join the guys from From the Rookery End, Voices of the Vic, The Watford Way, Golden Pages and The Hornet House to chat with Tom Dele-Bashiru about the season opener and his time at Watford.


    Do let us know what you think of this type of content.


    The seasons nearly here!!!! COYH!!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    14 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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