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  • Talking Cleverley - Transfer window and Sheff Utd Preparations

    The Boss talks to the press about the transfer window (as of Thursday 29th) and preparation for the Sheffield United game at Bramall Lane on Sunday.


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    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    9 min
  • Barry from Watford Special

    Friend of the podcast Barry from Watford returns to support our campaign to keep calling the Harlequin the Harlequin as it was named int he late 80's by releasing a special pair of "Barry from Watford" shirts reminiscent of that era! In the meantime we cover off the Bermondsey area, Watford Springs swimming pool, Noel Edmonds, The New Penny burgers of dubious quality, Dennis Taylor, Sinitta & Wilf Rostron, the difference between carpetright and copyright, the difference between Sheffield United and Stoke city and Barry Baby Grows that he only finds out about on the podcast and we discuss the under appreciated classic that Cheap Cheap Cheap almost was!!



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    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    20 min
  • FansChat with Mattie Pollock

    We are joined by FTRE, VOTV & The Watford Way to put questions to Mattie Pollock ahead of the away game at Sheffield United


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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    24 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2 - 0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE

    All the fan chat, online reviews and assorted poetry from the 2-0 home win over Wayne Rooney's Plymouth Argyle - the 5th consecutive win for the Hornets this season!!! We really are trying not to get carried away - but that keeps getting harder!!! Some "fringe" players staked another claim for further involvement in the League and we start comparing players to other players and Pete mispronounces the word "mispronounce"! Which is a low, even for us!!!


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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    1 hr 16 min
  • THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Sheffield United (Away)

    We speak to Chad who is held at least partially for the bloated monstrosity that the prediction league has become (others too are to blame)!! Gary and Greg roll around in the bunker whilst the dog attacks Rob Hulse. Chad in the meantime shows why many describe him as the Justin of the Sheffield United world for his cheeriness when it comes to following his team!!!


    COYH!!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert


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    39 min
  • WATFORD WOMEN 1 - 0 BILLERICAY TOWN

    Pete was down at Grosvenor Vale to catch the Women's team first home game of the season. The Golden girls put in a much improved performance and stick to their managers footballing principles as they won 1-0. After the game we chatted with Meghan Chandler, Anna Filbey and Manager Renee Hector.


    COYH!!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    21 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 DERBY COUNTY

    A tricky start but a thoroughly disciplined and characterful performance. Pete tries but fails to not get over excited, Wendover gives tips on Curlywurly's, Woody asks quite what is going on with Sierralta's hair - is it long or isn't it? Ayman makes a quite superb debut call and thinks we could possibly need different tactics home and away, Olly carries on his march to take over the world of media punditry and Kaiden may or may not allow Bayo to stay if he keeps hitting worldies!!!


    Lots of other stuff including Paul sitting with the Keban family and Doctor Dickie Sutton has an early wake up call but mainly this is everyone enjoying the performances, the determination and the fact that Clevs and his team seem to have these guys doing so much better than we might have hoped - but as we all know, its the hope that ...........


    COYH!!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    1 hr 19 min
  • SCOTT DUXBURY "PRESS CONFERENCE"

    We are joined by our counterparts at FTRE, VOTV, The Watford Way, Golden Pages, The Hornets House & The Buzz Podcast to put questions to CEO/Chairman Scott Duxbury.


    COYH!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF



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    32 min
  • PRE MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE - DERBY COUNTY

    Geoff Doyle and Andrew French put the questions to the boss ahead of Derby coming to the Vic with the Hornets looking for a further consecutive win this season.


    COYH!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    15 min
  • THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Derby County (Home)

    We fail to launch this podcast quite spectacularly but fortunately we have Jake from Rams Talk (an award winning podcast) who manages to drag us kicking and screaming towards being informative with information on Derby who we haven't seen for a few years!!! Eventually our normal shoddy level of delivery returns with the Prediction league and other nonsense as we look ahead to another home game that Justin is actually looking forward to! (What could possibly go wrong!?!)


    COYH!!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Bryan Edwards,

    Peter Ryan,

    Luka,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    & PDF

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    42 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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