Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Three away wins in a row! IN A ROW!! Here we hear the first part of the fan reaction following a spirited fight back following some substitutions that really swung the game!!! Wendover is cock-a-hoop, Vinnie wonders why we don't start with our better players as in his view Asprilla is the best player we have, Justin calls out the injury record having improved with rotation as playing a pivotal part in the season so far. Rich denies Mrs WFC2 dinner out as we didn't score 5 and asks if Val is a lucky manager - prompting Pete to bang on about Napoleon (it made no sense then and it makes no sense now either).

John P joins us with his Dad "Mr Parslow Senior" on his 88th birthday which means he might receive about 11 copies of the Elton John book between now and Christmas! Happy 91st birthday to "Mrs Eckaslike Senior" as well! We finish off with the "Northwest Cheese-wagon" as Steve, Mal and Mike use the power of cheese to overcome year 3 of the 600 year Nigerian curse - Steve does the talking as Mal drives and neither Steve or Mike trust him to multi-task, and calls out Hamer, hard work, determination and the spirit of togetherness as the team came over and celebrated with the fans!!

Merry Christmas all - COYH!!!

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Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Paul Riley,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Bryan Edwards,

Peter Ryan,

Luka,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

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We finally get to face the Robins whilst the Xmas dinner is still being digested and then we’ll face them again in January – the EFL have some explaining to do. We find out from Dave from the Forever Bristol City Podcast about their season, Nigel Pearson’s departure and how new manager Liam Manning is getting on – the owner and board are scrutinised as Big Nige was jettisoned (again) in a manner that was less than pleasing. We discuss fan zones, Nelson Mandella House, Justins on going hatred of Boxing Day football, throwing cake out windows and Carl is sure he remembers a gun turret on a shopping centre.

We get to the prediction league where Jarvis seems to be eating all his numbers and John ropes in some elves that seem intent on staying out of camera shot (yes on an audio podcast!) and most people think it may be a Merry Xmas for the Hornets – except the dog who is frankly barking figuratively and very literally!

COYH!!!

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Paul Riley,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Bryan Edwards,

Peter Ryan,

Luka,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

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In the second loosly named "specials" for the festive period Justin was somewhat surprised to find out he was facing Hazel in the 2nd semi-final of the Christmas Cup!! Will he make it through to the Xmas day final - we'll see!

COYH!!!

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Paul Riley,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Bryan Edwards,

Peter Ryan,

Luka,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

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The first part of our Christmas (not very) Special programming sees Carl and Wendover face off for the third time. Sitting on one win a piece (very possibly unfairly) who will win out and get through to the final on Christmas Day!?! Who knows? Who cares?

COYH!!!

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Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Paul Riley,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Bryan Edwards,

Peter Ryan,

Luka,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

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Things all go a bit pantomime as we welcome Ian from 4000 Holes podcast to discuss phone holders, away game smash and grabs, inconsistency, reduced playing budgets, Venky’s chicken farmers, Bank of India imposed financial restrictions, team and squad fitness and medical departments (including the very pleasing phrase “perma-crocked”, chastening results, January transfer window prospects, playing young players earlier than might be ideal. We ask how Jon Dahl Tomasson is getting on with the supporters and the ownership.

The prediction league provides in musical repertoire than it does in predictive content, our recording order has gone out of sync and Pete forgets what day it is, Jarvis continues to eat the numbers thus reducing his scoring options and forcing the first use of VAR in the CRDNSYEPL (snappy title we think you’ll agree) and the Backgammon set risks (Johns) life and limb in order to film a piece which reflects Blackburn’s hole musical heritage! Justin’s positivity continues and Carl’s prediction is tainted by Ian “Dayglo” top (tax deductible apparently). 

COYH!!!

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Paul Riley,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Bryan Edwards,

Peter Ryan,

Luka,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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Neil joins us from platform 6 of Preston station with a sore leg and way of detecting train stations using sonar it seems! Neil refuses, as ever, to conform and tries to give man of the match to the whole midfield! Despite a lack of sleep, he is full of beans due to the result, the atmosphere and some lovely stewarding at Deepdale and even starts singing at one point before naming “Edo the Truck”!

Tim joins us having completed his chaplain duties for Ascot United but enthusing over his other yellow love and feels more connected to the team once more seeing effort and commitment as typified by Ken “King of The Wall” Sema. Finally, we remember a Watford FC chaplain who made a move to Manchester United – having presumably been able to turn down Champions League chaplaining!

Ben joins us having recently got engaged and asks where all those goals came from having expected the first half to be repeated! Alan joins us and beats Ascot United v Met Police for random non-league game of the season and sets us a Geography quiz question! The location of the game turns out to be another part of the UK whose accent Alan can’t comprehend (the radius of this is about 20 miles from Alans house it transpires!). More cheese discussions as we discover Fulham tried to emulate the cheese board success of the day until everything is gazumped by black pudding being served in a cold finger buffet!

Briefly returning to football via the 5 word reviews with little or no adherence to the 5 word rule

Mal, Steve and Mike call in post the 2nd leg of the Cheese, biscuits and Jack Daniels on the return journey having conquered the Nigerian curse and helping (perhaps) a 5-1 away win before reading through the long form reviews including more about Southern US chicken recipes! Final thoughts are to the captain of our rivals who suffered a cardiac arrest on the pitch today.  

COYH!!!

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Paul Riley,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Bryan Edwards,

Peter Ryan,

Luka,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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First part of the mainly unedited fan reaction after arguably the performance of the season away Deepdale coming back from an early goal to run out more than comfortable winners. Sean joins us we start taking a tally of the Away Player of Half Season so far, RichWFC2 takes out Mrs WFC2 for dinner because of the spooky correlation with away wins when he does! Mal, Steve and the nearly banned Mike join us as we find out about how Cheese, Jack Daniels and other assorted items may or may not break a Nigerian curse and allow Mike to attend keep attending games - Pete investigates in a way that he only does with food! Wendover is all enthusiastic the closer we get to the transfer window opening plus of course the game! Robbie joins us and is pleased to have a likable team back once more and asks are we starting to get our club back by having a harder working team and Jack finishes off with tales of travel across the US!!!!

COYH!!!

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Paul Riley,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Bryan Edwards,

Peter Ryan,

Luka,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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Sean joins us and asks if we didn't play rather poorly against a well drilled Ipswich team, not happy with the midfield and Kone especially, Wendover comes on quite philosophical about the result bearing in mind the insistence on playing out from the back? Admiring of some of the Ipswich line up and we discuss a Lou Orns recommended striker currently at Wimbledon, as we start looking towards the window opening in January. Speaking of the window we talk briefly about the departure of the second Sporting/Technical director in a few months to the new man who is also the old man - Gianluca Nani.

Neil joins and remains quite positive about everything and especially Asprilla who seems to be becoming more robust and Championship ready. Neil asks for the attacking plan B to be used earlier or even out of the gate on occasions.

5 Word and Long form reviews, poems and Haiku's are excellent as always!! We get set to head off to Deepdale!

COYH!

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Paul Riley,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Bryan Edwards,

Peter Ryan,

Luka,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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Pete tries to work out how he feels about the performance and the result whilst Alan and then Charlie come on and accentuate the positives and look longer term, Alex feels that Rajovic does need to give us more in open play and Pete compares him to Hirst of Ipswich who offered an all round game where as Rajovic is simply a goalscorer and if doesn't score does the overall team suffer. Benjamin Bloom and John Parslow join having combined (strangely) to predict the score for Johns Backgammon team ironically knocking the EFL (who Benjamin was actually playing for) off the top of the table!! Ben looks at the game as objectively as ever (describing the result as a coin flip) and sees Andrews, as a neutral, as a "baller" whilst taking time to appreciate where Ipswich are sitting atop the Championship table - and fair play. John concludes that he isn't downhearted or worried about any of the teams we have played this season if we do get to the playoffs - and yes that is a big "IF".

COYH!

This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.

Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Paul Riley,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Bryan Edwards,

Peter Ryan,

Luka,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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We catch up with Ollie from The Butter Pie podcast and hear about Preston's season that started like the clappers but now have 2 wins in 11.

The prediction league is worse than ever and John drawing 1-1 is contentiously given a point penalty if the result is 1-1 which mean he will only get 2 points!! It doesn't make any sense to us either but involved the words "secondary roll". Miguel Britos and Tom Finney are compared and contrasted. Jarvis eats all the biscuits and forecasts a Watford away rout and Ollie works out just how upset he should have been for the last two podcasts he came on. Justin gets confused and may or may not want to make a point and then his lap top dies!!!

COYH!

This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.

Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Paul Riley,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Bryan Edwards,

Peter Ryan,

Luka,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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