Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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  • PART TWO TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Watford 0-0 Preston NE

    PART TWO of the fan reaction pod where the "must win game" was not won! We pick up the pieces and here callers thought and feeling - plus as ever the 5 word reviews and long form thoughts. Thanks to everyone who contributed as always!


    COYH!!!!!


    A huge thank you to our Patreons who help us to much of this daft nonsense:

    Chris Giannone

    RichWFC2

    Steve Holliman

    Ian Ball

    Paul Fiander Turner

    Lee Anselmo

    John Parslow

    Mark von Herkomer

    Nipper Harrison

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Kremen

    The Big Le – Bofski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm Williams

    Jason Rose

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Nieuwland

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    1 hr 9 min
  • PART ONE TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Watford 0-0 Preston NE

    Well we really wanted this to be an upbeat and hopeful post match phone in, but the game and performance were so low on quality, coherence, game plan or anything to really get us on the edge of our seat, that it ended up as a post mortem of the game and potentially Slaven Bilic's tenure at Watford. After 26 league games and a further transfer window are we in any better shape? This was the game when we had pretty much our main players back and with some game time in their legs but it fell well short of anything that might justify taking three points.


    On the plus side though - we are giving away some merch, we have launched the charity tee-shirts and we do fin dout what the Finnish word is for "sitting around drinking in your underpants" - so, you know, every days a school day!


    COYH!!!!!


    A huge thank you to our Patreons who help us to much of this daft nonsense:

    Chris Giannone

    RichWFC2

    Steve Holliman

    Ian Ball

    Paul Fiander Turner

    Lee Anselmo

    John Parslow

    Mark von Herkomer

    Nipper Harrison

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Kremen

    The Big Le – Bofski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm Williams

    Jason Rose

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Nieuwland

    PDF


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    56 min
  • The Opposition View - Preston North End (Home)

    Preston are visiting Vicarage Road this Saturday so Peter and Justin sit down with Oli from The Butter Pie Podcast to preview the match.


    Listen out for which mutual player may have turned up for training on a penny fathing bike!


    Link to the charity t-shirts here: https://www.thehornetsshop.co.uk/partners/official-licencees/dnsye/


    The Opposition View XXL will be up soon on YouTube!


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone

    RichWFC2

    Steve Holliman

    Ian Ball

    Paul Fiander Turner

    Lee Anselmo

    John Parslow

    Mark von Herkomer

    Nipper Harrison

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Kremen

    The Big Le – Bofski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm Williams

    Jason Rose

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Nieuwland

    PDF

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    32 min
  • PART TWO TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Sheffield United 1 - 0 Watford

    PART TWO - a great debut call from Finley who makes an impassioned plea for the reconsideration of Xisco Munoz, Boyd joins us and is happy with the defensive recruitment but questions the existing and recently recruited forward line lack of productivity and we go through the twitter 5 word and long form reviews.


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Paul Fiander Turner

    Ian Ball

    Steve Holliman

    RichWFC2 (he of the fractions!!!)

    Chris Giannone

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


    Thank you guys your trust and assistance is as appreciated as it is overwhelming.


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.


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    36 min
  • TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Sheffield United 1 - 0 Watford

    A strange game an exciting end to end first hour and then the substitution of recently returned Imran Louza see's us lose our rhythm and balance. Throughout we look ok at the back and in midfield with Hamza working furiously throughout but we seemed to lack spark or creativity in the final third. What chances we create fall to Keinan Davis who fails to work the Blades keeper. With the Moroccan international off though the Blades start to really get some momentum but even then it is a set piece error leaving McBurnie unmarked that is our downfall.


    We ask for "man of the match" and people in cars end up giving Pete palpitations with fractions, Carl is driving an electric bus with a small range and a problematic re charging process (we're not sure but we don't think he approved of said vehicle), Uncle Ron requests someone gets sacked tonight as always, Rich for once "plays nice" with whole numbers - but lets be honest he had already sewed the seeds of numeric sedition and everyone was joining in! We also hear from Jason Rose and daughter who disagree over the scores for Sema and Chaudhury all the way back to Didcot!!!


    Part Two out Sunday lunchtime. Thank you to everyone who contributes via twitter on the call ins and the 5 word and long form reviews (they will as ever be featured in part 2)


    COYH!!!!


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Paul Fiander Turner

    Ian Ball

    Steve Holliman

    RichWFC2 (he of the fractions!!!)

    Chris Giannone

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


    Thank you guys your trust and assistance is as appreciated as it is overwhelming.


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.

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    1 hr 9 min
  • The Opposition View - Sheffield United (Away)

    We are joined by Chad (our transatlantic Blades colleague) from "The Red Half Of Sheffield" podcast. Oooh, you should hear what he has to say about Wrexham!


    COYH


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Ian Ball

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Paul FIander Turner

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.

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    25 min
  • TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Watford 3 - 2 West Bromwich Albion - Part Two

    A migraine delayed part two of another post match phone in fan reaction after the chaotic 3-2 win over the baggies and looking forward to the weekend visit to the Blades of Sheffield!


    COYH


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Ian Ball

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Paul FIander Turner

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.

    

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.

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    59 min
  • TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Watford 3 - 2 West Bromwich Albion - Part One

    The initial slightly confused reaction as a chaotic game ends in a win at the Vic. Some see the three points and others see the performance and substitutions. All are entitled to their say and here, they get to put it forward. Ken Sema and James Morris com out as the heroes of the evening ahead of a trip to second placed Sheffield United on Saturday.


    COYH!!


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.

    

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Ian Ball

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F

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    58 min
  • The Opposition View - West Brom (Home)

    As West Brom come to Vicarage Road on Monday we turn attention to their visit and how we see the game panning out.


    It turns out to be an Oppostion View without the opposition until Carl has an idea!


    The Opposition View XXL will be up soon on YouTube including lots of other extra bits (and a ton of inappropriate laughing!)


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Paul Fiander-Turner

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    Ian Ball

    & PD F

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    30 min
  • PART TWO TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Burnley 1 - 1 Watford

    PART TWO - POST BURNLEY CHAT

    Josh has someone try to get in his car, Caity looks forward to Burnley suffering in the Premier League next season before not quite denying she’s been on the ash at Uni, John insists the fog is a metaphor for everything and then calls on Bilic to start trusting the defence and look at the positives including Burnley bouncing back against those guys up the road.

    The Big Blue Cheese – Brett, reads out his comment from Saturday as he thinks it was still valid on Tuesday (except for the drunk Americans bit), Roberto talks about the forward line not gelling and what we need to get Araujo firing and the substitution that lead to the goal, Hampshire Hornet questions the level of performance in areas of the pitch that might have taken pressure off the defence and asks just how good is this squad actually? Alex blames Kabasele for ruining his Valentines day and then compares everything to Jenga and sympathises with Araujo bought on in the second half with little or no service. Any came on after a few drinks but was impressed with Porteous and wants more fight across the team and channel the spirit of Troy Deeney. We finish with a Clarets fan after a game that was hotly contested on the pitch but cordially discussed before and after.


    COYH!  


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Paul Fiander-Turner

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.

    

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.

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    1 hr 17 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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