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  • PART ONE TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Burnley 1 - 1 Watford

    Part One of a marathon post match phone in. Gutted by the last minute equalizer at Turf Moor leaves honours even as The Clarets remain unbeaten at home but we end their 10 game winning run. A game of contrasts as the team staunchly defends but looks lacking going forward. Tom Cleverley's pre match injury is covered but the hot topic is the late substitution and whether it helped or hindered. We would have all taken the result before the game but on the 94th minute you would have hoped we would have held on. Some great calls from regulars and some new voices and new opinions too.


    COYH!


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Paul Fiander-Turner

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


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    1 hr 2 min
  • The Opposition View - Burnley (Away)

    As we travel to Turf Moor to take on the Champions elect - Vincent Kompany's Burnley we talk to Natalie from the "No, Nay, Never!" Podcast.


    We discuss what it is like to support a team who havn't lost all season and if they win against us will set a new Championship record of 11 straight wins! We find out how the Clarets have transitioned to free flowing football after a long and successful stint under Sean Dyche and Natalie really tries not to be as unpleasant as we would be if we were in the same position (for the avoidance of doubt we would be uber smug!).


    We see the predictions and wonder if anyone might get the right scoreline this week, finally!!


    The Opposition View XXL will be up soon on YouTube including previous match footage, Justin and Pete discuss the Blackburn game and we remember the great Oli Phillips who was so well commemorated at the game. COYH!!


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.

    

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    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Paul Fiander-Turner

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


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    21 min
  • PART TWO TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Watford 1-1 Blackburn Rovers

    Part Two - hears some of the Paul Holly stories set up by Neil S in part One and we extend the conversation around the imbalance between liking Slaven's demeanour and the results and performances all set against the past behaviours of our owner when not everything seems settled. We hear more tenuous connections to the club and therefore we hear about stretcher bearers, Battochio water colours, Lee Nogan and Spaghetti Bolognaise and not recognising international forwards!!!


    COYH!!


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Paul Fiander-Turner

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


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    57 min
  • TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Watford 1 - 1 Blackburn Rovers

    PART ONE - We here from Jimmy and Nick who have flown in from the US for the game. Whilst the game was a bit frustrating it sounds like the lads had a great time including Nick getting drunk with Carl's mum. In the meatime we found out what people thought of the game and Porteous and Hoedt at centre back came in for praise, some didn't and Wendover Horn introduced us to his Mother in Law who was in the car. We asked for peoples tenuous connections to the club and we had some doozies involving the club, golf, football tours, boilers and Winston Churchill. None of it made sense then and I doubt it will moving forward.


    More coming in Part Two tomorrow - well later today really


    COYH!!!


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    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Paul Fiander-Turner

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F

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    57 min
  • The Opposition View - Blackburn (Home)

    In a recording plagued by technical issues we somehow manage to slalom round the glitches and have a good chat with Ian from "4000 Holes" podcast.


    Will everyone's computer hardware hold out before the predictions? You'll have to listen to find out!


    COYH


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood 

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Jason Rose

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Mark von Herkomer

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


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    37 min
  • PART TWO TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Reading 2 - 2 Watford

    The one where find out why the disallowed third goal was handled as it was! Lots more callers and Jason calls in and being in close proximity to the celebration and officials explains why what transpired happened. Plus lots of good calls, five word reviews and long form reviews.


    COYH


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


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    49 min
  • PART 1 TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Reading 2 - 2 Watford

    They say that a 2 goal lead is a dangerous lead and it certainly turned out to be here, however despite letting that lead slip away along with 2 points there were some positives here in terms of impact from newly acquired players. Here we hear the first part of the reactions and whilst some call for Bilic's head, many others think this is the time to calm the ship rather than jettison yet another manager.


    Carl calls in whilst Jason has an altercation with another driver in the Reading car park, we ask about missing out on a midfield general on the last day of the window, Greg is stuck in the Reading car park still and fears he'll be late to take Mrs Wendover out (for once we didn't all get to vote on what they should order) and Mal is at home to celebrate Mrs W's birthday.


    However the big debate (which develops further in part 2) is the referee awarding a third goal to Watford and then ruling it out very late on after the Reading Goalkeeper is seen to remonstrate with the linesman. Is this what happened or will we possibly find out more in part 2 - I think that's enough plugs for pat 2!


    COYH


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


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    49 min
  • Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - TRANSFER WINDOW REVIEW

    Part two of our month of January review sees us joined by Greg and Ian to discuss the transfer window,


    Using the curse of DNYSE as a barometer as to whom we'd like to interview (and therefore never hear from again as a footballer) we explore who has come into the squad this January. Who will we be emailing the club to try and speak to this spring?


    COYH!


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood 

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.


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    1 hr 9 min
  • DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES - JANUARY REVIEW

    Greg and Ian join us to review the games and the events of January - which will be followed by a part two looking at the transfer window.


    We find out how much cider Greg had consumed in Norfolk and look back at the games of the men's, women's, Under 18's and Under 21 sides. We get a phone call from Mogi Bayat (not!) and call insults Reading and Rotherham - again!


    COYH!


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood 

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.


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    31 min
  • The Opposition View - Reading (Away)

    Justin and Pete talk to Ben from "The Tilehurst End" we talk about the issues that poor recruitment, being saddled with long expensive contracts and football agents can do for a football club. We discuss a certain striker who is frankly a pain at the beginning and end of matches and try to work out whether or not we want our players on the beach in March or not.


    Carlos is elsewhere so Pete has try to make a prediction for once and probably gets it wrong!


    COYH!!!


    Huge thanks to our Patreons:

    Nipper Harrison

    John Parslow

    Boyd Mayover

    Colin Payne

    Gary Wood

    John Parslow

    Karl Campion

    Uncle Ron

    Kevin Cremen

    John Thekanady

    (The Big Le) Boffski

    Greg Theaker

    Malcolm WIlliams

    Jason Rose

    Lee Anselmo

    Michael Abrahams

    Ian Bacon

    Ken Green

    Nick Niewland

    & PD F


    DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.


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    23 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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