Don’t Ask Me To Talk

Stacy broke her wee wee piggy toe but still made it to record so she and Eric could talk about mice, broken body parts, the Winklevoss twins, BINGO (the game, the app, the lifestyle), being hip to the scene, Decembeard, Eric’s undercooked turkey, holiday activities, trees, Halcyon versus salad days, stoopid toys (including Eric’s hot take on the most overrated toy), being a slave to the wheel and Eric’s movie review of 24-Hour Party People. Stacy attempts to play Juicy People with Eric, but they’re gonna need more time. Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at [email protected] Next time: Cereal

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How do you prefer “living” your life, as fiction or nonfiction? Eric uses fictional Ozempic in accordance with his non-fiction finances. Other conversational tangents include makeup trends, the lifespans of various generations, disco naps, the fine falsetto of the Bee Gees, Emily Heller (no relation), passwords, of note holidays like Bathtub Party Day and Pawnbrokers Day, and the quaint system that is the Dewey Decimal System (also PSA: get your library card so you can use Hoopla and Canopy to stream content). Finally Eric and Stacy discuss their preferences for fiction or non and Eric has thoughts on The Taking of Pelham 123. Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at [email protected] Next time: Play a Game

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I’ll bet you think this episode is about vanity and it is, sort of, eventually, at the very end when Eric and Stacy talk about whether they’d consider cosmetic surgery and which type. But first, it’s “giving” Thanksgiving. DAMTT is like a traditional Thanksgiving dinner – the meat of it is the least of it; it’s all about the interesting sides and flavors that get layered on that make it memorable. Don’t be a turkey, follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email at [email protected] Next time: Fiction or Non?

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Stacy and Eric slide into memories of sprinklers and shady water fountains before slipping into embarrassing tales of things our parents say. The talk about gingerbread cookies starts out sweet and quickly gets spicy with talk of the gingerbread Busty Bait House and other strip club adventures. Stacy suggests pranking listeners by switching the topic from Pranks to Three Dames for Dinner (a follow up to the previous episode). Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at [email protected] Next time: You’re So Vain

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Stacy and Eric don’t even make it through the intro before they go off on a tangent about tangents. Did you know drummers get the short (drum)stick when it comes to royalties? That would push our buttons and not just on Natl. Button Day! Stacy and Eric get kind of Goofy talking about Mickey Mouse, old socks, and cider before discussing who they’d invite to a dinner party. Since both pick all men, there may have to be a Part 2. Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at [email protected] Next time: Pranks

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Stacy’s back in time for the election making her miss the vaping Tahitian hottie with his straw bag even more. Meanwhile, did you know many desserts in the UK are called “puddings?” Eric did! Can eyes have diabetes? Where in the world is peanut butter NOT a thing? Is Eric a stout man? Who was Sadie Hawkins and why did Eric sew his own pants for a dance? And finally, does birth order define us? Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at [email protected] Next time: Three Dinner Guests

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Radio or not here we come again! Stacy didn’t watch Shawn of the Dead yet, but she did watch The Prince and Me which did not impress Eric. The show is especially all over the place today which tracks since it’s the last day to celebrate ADHD Awareness Month. While Election Day is WAY more important than Plan Your Epitaph Day, only one made it on the Wheel O’ Topics. Speaking of topics, horseback riding – is it an overromanticized activity from a bygone era? You know the short answer, listen for the longer one. Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at [email protected] Next time: Birth Order

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Stacy got her nails done and her groove on with “oldies” reimagined by Muzak and Eric pre-functions for Halloween by continuing his foray into Zombieland vis a vis George Romero’s world of Zombie movies. Be aware of kangaroos, black cats, and kids with nothing to do on Mischief Night. Stacy will mention Annie in EVERY conversation about music, while Eric once again proves his musical depth pulling out, “Pump Up the Volume” and “Pretty in Pink” while talking movie soundtracks. Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at [email protected] Next time: Horseback Riding

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Stacy was willing to go all the way to Canada to get Mars for Eric, that’s friendship. Speaking of candy, is there a candy podcast category since in every episode of DAMTT Stacy and Eric discuss candy?! Have you seen Shawn of the Dead? Do you know about the Swallows of San Juan Capistrano? And would you rather…a cook, a housecleaner, or a driver? Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at [email protected] Next time: Best Soundtracks

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Eric found his best descriptor yet for DAMTT; we’re conversational off-roaders! Where else do the stories go from snorkeling in Tahiti (and reenacting Kim Kardashian’s iconic diamond earring debacle) to Taking Your Parents to Lunch with everything from Soul Coughing, Korean Tapas, a special font for sarcasm (Comic Sans?), corn, handbags, Yom Kippur, African Penguin Awareness, M&M’s, and Columbus in between. Stacy and Eric also talk about Mars, the candy bar AND the planet. Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at [email protected] Next time: Chef, Driver, or Housekeeper?

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