Don’t Ask Me To Talk

Eric went to jail. But first he visited his sister whose house is cold, bought a base layer from Ross in SF, saw the band Pulp, and walked a distance to get on a boat to Alcatraz. Meanwhile, Stacy visited some local trolls and avoided jail time. Today’s randomness includes talk of Taco Day not being on a Tuesday, how many people it takes to change a lightbulb for Change a Light Day, Fluffernutter sandwiches, Leif Erikson, 23 & Me DNA results, and bringing your “stuffed ups” to work. Their role models range from accidental icon Iris Apfel to a cancelled comedian. Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at [email protected] Next time: Mission Mars?

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Max Power and Miss Busty (AKA Stacy and Eric) are back! Eric learns what “sugar honey iced tea” means which leads to conversations about honey, bees, Winnie and the Tao of Pooh, free range bees, and the post-summer shoulda/couldas, and that’s before the first break. They talk saving photos, love letters (Eric + Natalie 4Ever), biscotti & coffee day, world deaf & silent movie day, before they finally get to their worst concert. Spoiler: for Stacy, what wasn’t in the air that night was bubbles and Eric’s120 Minute Tour was 90 minutes too long. Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at [email protected] Next time: Role Models 

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Best way to remember a password, be petty! It’s condiment month so Stacy and Eric attempt to name 30 original ones during which time Stacy says *moist.* They touch on guide dogs, cystic fibrosis month (which is in May), moustaches, Liptember, Matthew, Paul, & Mr. Maple, the Covid, Strays, candle month, baths, pirate-themed cereal, and one-hit wonders. Spoiler Alert: they don’t really rename themselves. Tune in to hear what they do. Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk or email us at [email protected] Next time: Worst Concert

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In a personal record, Stacy quotes two Taylor Swift songs in under two minutes (Eric brings up James Taylor within four)! In this week’s episode they discuss the origin story of the holes at the bottom of t-shirts, James Bond theme songs, disaster preparedness, Costco-sized jars of kalamata olives, a concept for food expiration tests, blueberry popsicles, school pictures, old commercials and their jingles (anyone else know the holiday Jack Lalane one?? Finally, what do washing dishes and Breitling watches have in common? Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk or email us at [email protected] Next time: Rename Ideas

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Stacy starts with a confession about her fav podcast while Eric shares his tale of woe going from no-vid to Covid. Among other topics, they discuss the importance of a “better breakfast,” happy cats which includes bobcats, mimosas versus samosas, ampersands, and whether there’s boxed wine in other parts of the world. Finally they get to the topic at hand, hidden talents; listen to learn what theirs are and share yours by emailing [email protected] Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk Next time: Worst Jobs

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The Convo Kids, Stacy and Eric are back; however, the call-in line isn’t quite yet. But in an exciting development, Eric reads DAMTT’s first Apple rating! This time the topics pinball from colonoscopy prep and Brazilian waxing to Honey and Whole Grains months with pivots into square dancing, Hoyle, tocino (bacon in Spanish) and ballroom to name a few. Finally, inspired by Stacy’s rereading, “Little House in the Big Woods,” she and Eric debate which is preferable – living on a farm or ranch. Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk or email us at [email protected] Next time: Hidden Talent

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The episode starts with a confession about the show’s number before we get into topics like: Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast, lightening, Twisters and the hottie that is Glen Powell, Eric’s take on seeing Alien for the first time, the Blake Lively drama (Alexis Bledel is the “sister” I forgot), American artists, learning Japanese, crayons, colonoscopies, Burning Man, why we say our names so much, the longevity of Days of Our Lives, Smoke on the Water, and the SNL movie. And that’s before we talk about time travel! DAMTT is on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk Next time: Farm vs. Ranch

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We ran away and joined the circus! Not really but we find out on this episode what jobs we'd apply for if we did.

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Stacy is back in the studio, and the sound quality has never been better! The duo kicks things off with their usual banter about the banal and humor before diving into today's hot topic: the worst movies. Will they dissect the most dreadful films they've ever seen, or will they take on the title of the worst movie of all time? Tune in to find out and enjoy a fun-filled conversation that’s sure to entertain!

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Thoughts on DAMTT becoming a fill-in-the-time-of-day drive show sponsored by a cheesemaker? Stacy is so desperate to get listener interaction she may give a kidney while Eric shows his support for a virgin flyer (listen to understand). They discuss their go-to music/playlists with Eric once again proving his musical taste is superior (or more obscure. Have an opinion or idea you want to share? Email us at [email protected]. You can also follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk Next time: The Worst Movies

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