Don't Be F*cking Weird

Don't Be F*cking Weird

By Sydne Leavitt and Kale DeanComedy
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Don't Be F*cking Weird episodes

  • 40. u know how icky it gets

    On episode forty of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about turn offs and read off some icks from their listeners. Sydne talks about her experience with farm life in Italy, men who shave their chest hair, and why it’s not hot to be mean when flirting. Kale talks about how being overly sexual on the first date is a turn off, how she makes the most of her days off, and why people need to stop using the monkey emoji.


    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.  


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    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    1 hr 5 min
  • 39. damn that's crazyyy

    On episode thirty nine of Don't be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about dun dun dun…. conspiracy theories!!! Sydne talks a little bit about Avril Lavigne’s replacement Melissa, how and why she thinks Michael Jackson is still alive, JFK, the mandela effect and a time her college dorm got raided by a ghost. Kale thoroughly covers facts about Malaysia Flight 370, the bermuda triangle, tells a story about a boy that’s stuck in a parallel universe, and reads a scary short story she found on reddit. Take a shot every time you hear “that’s crazy”.


    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.  


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    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    1 hr 5 min
  • 38. plenty of catfish in the sea

    On episode thirty eight of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about catfishing. Sydne talks about making a fake profile in middle school to make a guy jealous, tells a story of her friend being fully catfished, and talks about having to make a fake male assistant to trick her clients. Kale talks about being lucky that she has not been catfished, tells a story about using a fake profile to collect secrets from her middle school peers, and admits to being a cyberbully. They also talk about their weekends, conspiracy theories, and identical twins.


    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.  


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    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    52 min
  • 37. getting ziggy with it

    On episode thirty seven of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne are joined by a guest!… yet another straight cis white male, their dear friend Zach. They discuss his trifecta of traumatic events that happened to him upon moving to NYC: 1. almost having his hand amputated, 2. his apartment getting set on fire, and 3. being in a wheelchair after breaking multiple bones by falling off a rock in Central Park. They also discuss being high on public transit, polytheism, and the top friends feature of myspace.


    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.  


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    ...and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean and their special guest today, Zach @ziggy.1

    1 hr 6 min
  • 36. who is she?!

    On episode thirty six of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about experiences and environments that shaped them into who they are today. Sydne talks about how growing up in Florida and around animals has been formative in who she is today, along with getting in trouble all the time. Kale talks about growing up on a web cam, the internet, and how her house burning down impacted her. They also talk about how to find humor in trauma, how Gwenyth Paltrow cures eating d*sorders, and what things should and shouldn’t be gatekept.


    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.  


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    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    1 hr 10 min
  • 34. just the tip

    On episode thirty four of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne give tips (as NYC transplants) on questions they have received about NYC; such as how to find a job, where to live, and favorite neighborhoods. They also discuss some things that they don’t particularly love about the city. Kale talks about having strep, why she doesn’t think subletting is a good idea, and tells you how to get a job in the service industry. Sydne talks about why she hated having a car in the city, being jaded, and why it’s okay to fake it till you make it. 

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

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    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    1 hr 15 min
  • 31. exes and hoes

    On episode thirty one of Don't be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne each tell a story about one of their past relationships. Sydne goes more in-depth about moving in with a guy for their second date, touches on the weirdness of hollywood rn, and justifies appropriate cyberbullying. Kale talks about the types of people she falls for: addicts, bpd diagnosed, and homeless men. She also talks about how she dated not one, but two, homeless men and how she lost the one that could have been her manic pixie dream guy.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

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    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    47 min
  • EPISODE 30: dating in nyc is hard!

    On episode thirty of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about the struggles of dating in NYC... again. Sydne talks about running into an ex-lover while tripping at the club... again, summarizes her dates this week, and talks about herself being weird. Kale talks about her past week-long romance coming to an end, how to handle an energy shift in a relationship, and why she hates Frontier airlines and thinks airports need more salads.


    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696. 

    Follow DBFW on social!  @fuckingweirdpod 

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    1 hr 4 min
  • EPISODE 29: jordan year ins and outs

    On episode twenty nine of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne record their first remote episode and discuss what is in and what is out for 2023. Sydne talks about meeting her internet friends in FL and trying to befriend her gay ex-bf. Kale talks about losing some recent crushes this week and talks about why people need to get better communication skills. They also discuss 2023 celebrity predictions and conclude with their usual segments: three reasons to scream, three honorable mentions, and their favorite songs of the week.  


    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.    


    Follow DBFW on social!  @fuckingweirdpod  

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    1 hr 24 min
  • EPISODE 28: group chat going crazy

    On episode twenty eight of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about what they’ve been up to over the last two weeks. Sydne talks about why she’s going to be taking a break from NYC, gives her two cents on the AI selfie epidemic, and talks about breaking her sobriety. Kale talks about losing her rent check, how she’s learning to set her emotions aside, and why people need to stop expecting things for free when ur at work.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

    Follow DBFW on social!

    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    58 min

About Don't Be F*cking Weird

From the publisher's feed

Florida-bred childhood best friends, Kale and Sydne, unsolicitedly spill their thoughts and opinions, weird first hand stories, and their often controversial hot takes, on really, whatever they want.…