Don't Be F*cking Weird

Don't Be F*cking Weird

By Sydne Leavitt and Kale DeanComedy
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Don't Be F*cking Weird episodes

  • EPISODE 17: It's Giving Church Confessional

    This episode is a little different. I (Sydne) am just basically coming on here to talk a little bit about why I am going to stop drinking. I'm okay. And will be more than okay, eventually! But it's something I think is worth being up front about while it's happening. Thanks for listening <3 

    17 min
  • EPISODE 16: Never Have We Ever

    On episode sixteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne freestyle this episode and play Never Have I Ever and ask each other random questions. NSFF (Not Safe For Family): If you are one of our family members just skip this episode, please. Sydne and Kale discuss a vile one-night stand, the most embarrassing things they’ve done on a date, going through a significant other's phone, and peeing their pants as adults.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

    Follow DBFW on social!

    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    48 min
  • EPISODE 15: The Poly-Pandemic

    On episode fifteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss the real pandemic: polyamory. Sydne talks about her gay ex-boyfriend, going on a date with a stranger she met on the subway at 3am, and opens up about what men should stop doing during s*x. Kale talks about how she broke her bed frame, gives an ode to the service industry, and reminisces on her past poly relationships.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

    Follow DBFW on social!

    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 12 min
  • EPISODE 14: Since We've Been Gone <3

    On episode fourteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne give a recap of what they’ve been up to this summer. Sydne talks about blackmailing a potential sugar daddy, rescuing animals all summer with her sister, and explains how to ace a job interview. Kale talks about the beauty of blocking people on social media, walking through a crime scene of a Starbucks that was literally on fire, and explains why passive aggression is weird af.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

    Follow DBFW on social!

    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 6 min
  • EPISODE 13: Hot or Not

    On episode thirteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne give their opinions on what they think is hot or what they think is not - and why. Instagram activism: not hot. Jeans and flip-flops: not hot. Pitbull, Publix, and pulp in orange juice: all incredibly hot.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

    Follow DBFW on social!

    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    48 min
  • EPISODE 12: Strong Island

    On episode twelve of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne bring in a third! A Long Island resident, software engineer, and one of Kale’s Hinge matches, Mark Vitozzi! Mark debuts as the first official Hot Seat guest on DBFW. In this episode, they discuss dating, and traumatic childhood pet deaths, while Mark explains how to be a “real man”.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

    Follow DBFW on social!

    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean 

    ....and of course our guest, Mark @markvitozzi 

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 17 min
  • EPISODE 11: Purple Pilled

    On episode eleven of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss their favorite conspiracy theories. Is Avril Lavigne still alive? What really happened at the Cecil Hotel? Why haven’t we been back to the moon…? Sydne went full Cara Delevigne at a party this weekend and Kale lied about knowing Spanish. TW: Their FL roots are showing.


    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

    Follow DBFW on social!

    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 13 min
  • EPISODE 10: Pregaming Halloween

    On episode ten (!!!) of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne welcome their first official guest, Sydne’s biological best friend and little sister, Rylee. This episode is a little spooky so say a prayer and get your sage ready, Sydne, Kale, and Rylee share their paranormal encounters. Sydne talks about her ongoing sleep paralysis and her haunted house in St. Augustine, FL, and Kale talks about working in a haunted restaurant in Atlanta, GA. Rylee shares some of her ghost encounters, testifies as a backup witness to Sydne’s stories, and shares her takes on which emojis men should stop using.

    Follow DBFW on social!

    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 8 min
  • EPISODE 09: Real Bachelorettes of NYC

    On episode nine of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about their dating lives in NYC and discover how different they both approach dating. Sydne talks about how often you should see potential boyfriends, and tells a story about having an intruder in her apartment this week. Kale talks about one of her worst tinder dates with a guy who had the same name as her and of course, about how to be vulnerable.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

    Follow DBFW on social!

    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 12 min
  • EPISODE 08: Tinder to Bestie Pipeline
    On episode eight of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about how to make and keep friendships as adults. Methods include: 1) getting pregnant and just making your own friends 2) being vulnerable and 3) talking shit. Sydne talks about when she received an unsolicited dik pic from an Uber driver and why she loves her new therapist. Kale talks about her experience in a sensory deprivation tank and accidentally finding her parent's sex toys. Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696. Follow DBFW on social!@fuckingweirdpodand your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebeanwww.dontbefuckingweird.com
    1 hr 1 min

About Don't Be F*cking Weird

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Florida-bred childhood best friends, Kale and Sydne, unsolicitedly spill their thoughts and opinions, weird first hand stories, and their often controversial hot takes, on really, whatever they want.…