Don't Be F*cking Weird

Don't Be F*cking Weird

By Sydne Leavitt and Kale DeanComedy
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Don't Be F*cking Weird episodes

  • EPISODE 27: down in the dms

    On episode twenty seven of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne answer some questions from their instagram DMs. Sydne talks about unrequited love, being expelled from high school, and crying on a first date this week. Kale talks about Harry Potter, her Thanksgiving trip to Florida this past week, and she tells a story about being suspended from middle school for assaulting a guy (CP) by hitting him in the balls to defend a friend. 

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

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    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    56 min
  • EPISODE 26: bricked up at the dinner table

    On episode twenty six of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne are joined by their friend and former guest, Strong Island Mark to discuss Thanksgiving. Sydne talks about accidentally sending a pic to her family group chat one year, Mark talks about traditionally hotboxing his car, and Kale talks about a vibrator accidentally being put down on the dinner table. They also discuss fav holiday bevies, being cringe, and successful slides into DMs. 

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

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    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean and our guest today, Mark @markvittozzi

    1 hr 6 min
  • EPISODE 25: freestyling the apocalypse

    On episode twenty five of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne ask each other random questions and discuss how their ideal apocalypse scenarios would play out if they were able to choose. Sydne talks about a traumatic week of having to put her dog down and tells a story of when she thought the world was ending while she was at the MOMA on mushrooms. Kale talks about getting her bike stolen and found in the same day this past week and why she doesn’t want to talk about your siblings on the first date. 

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

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    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    1 hr 18 min
  • EPISODE 24: spilling the tea

    On episode twenty four of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne each share three stories about their most embarrassing romantic encounters. Sydne talks about losing her virginity in a group text, crying uncontrollably, and waking up on a lawn mower. Kale talks about a septic tank cock-blocking her on vacation, getting caught by her mom, and throwing up during a threesome.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

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    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 17 min
  • EPISODE 23: you've got mail

    On episode twenty-three of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne answer some questions they received from listeners. They discuss how to stay motivated, how far to go on a first date, and why being chill is sexy. Sydne tells a ghost story about Key West, and gives instructions on how to fly with no photo id. Kale talks about why people who hand-motion for a check are pieces of shit and why being in a car with someone makes you have a crush on them.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

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    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 5 min
  • EPISODE 22: halloween for nerds

    On episode twenty two of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne nerd out about their favorite holiday… Halloween! :-) They go through some Halloween trivia questions and share stories about past Halloweens. Sydne talks about going out alone last year and Kale talks about trick or treating until she was fifteen. They also give advice on how to meet people off dating apps and why you need time to be emo after a break up.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

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    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 15 min
  • EPISODE 21: category is... social media

    On episode twenty-one of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss the weirdness of social media. Topics include: the fakeness of it all, commenting on celebrity posts, and what they think is too intimate to share. Sydne advocates for posting as much as you want and Kale talks about why she posts selfies of herself crying and why it’s okay when other people do that, too.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

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    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 13 min
  • EPISODE 20: hot or not / fw 22

    On episode TWENTY (!!!) of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne debate what’s hot and what’s not - again. Topics include flat earthers, various halloween costumes, smoking out of a dragon-sized bong, using crutches, bald men, and more. Kale talks about going camping in Michigan and her one-month-long relationship and Sydne talks about being in arm's length of Chief Keef and how sobriety is making her feel like an incel lowkey :\   

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

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    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 8 min
  • EPISODE 19: if u wanna b my luvr

    On episode nineteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss various elements of dating like: best and worst neighborhoods to source from, fav zodiac signs, and measurements of compatibility. Sydne talks about moving in with a boyfriend she only hung out with twice, and why she likes guys with different hobbies than her. Kale talks about her new temp relationship and explains how rock climbing has strengthened it lol.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

    Follow DBFW on social!

    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    1 hr 20 min
  • EPISODE 18: Wellness Check

    On episode eighteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss how to know when to do a wellness check on your friends. Signs include: going nonbinary, any behavior in excess, moving in with a partner after two weeks of knowing them, and shaving your head. Additionally, Kale talks about her experience of her first time taking molly last week with Sydne at a rave, and Sydne talks about her favorite sushi and a crazy roommate.

    Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.

    Follow DBFW on social!

    @fuckingweirdpod

    and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean

    www.dontbefuckingweird.com

    57 min

About Don't Be F*cking Weird

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Florida-bred childhood best friends, Kale and Sydne, unsolicitedly spill their thoughts and opinions, weird first hand stories, and their often controversial hot takes, on really, whatever they want.…