Don't Be F*cking Weird

Don't Be F*cking Weird

By Sydne Leavitt and Kale DeanComedy
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Don't Be F*cking Weird episodes

  • EPISODE 07: Seasonally Feral
    On episode seven of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss which types of weather make people act like animals in heat, why you shouldn’t drink poppers, and the come back of the middle finger. Kale talks about why she is no longer cussing, and why living alone is elite. Sydne talks about the unnecessary judgments she receives for posting too much on social media and why it’s really not that serious. Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696. Follow DBFW on social!@fuckingweirdpodand your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebeanwww.dontbefuckingweird.com
    53 min
  • EPISODE 06: Moving to NYC
    Introducing DBFW's first minisode! On episode six of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Sydne is currently in Florida so it’s a bit of a different structure and shorter episode. Kale and Sydne answer a few questions about finances in New York, how to meet people in the city, and why social climbing is weird ass behavior.This episode wouldn’t be possible without our sexy listeners who left us questions to answer. You, too, can now text, leave voicemails, talk shit, send us secrets or just say hi. Our hotline number is 929-464-6696.Follow DBFW on social!@fuckingweirdpodand your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebeanwww.dontbefuckingweird.com
    26 min
  • EPISODE 05: April Food Day
    On the fifth episode of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about their love for April Fools Day and, somehow in synchronicity, share an array of a few of their favorite NYC food spots. They additionally discuss which line of the New York subway has the most sex appeal and why staying in and not going out can sometimes be the move. Kale says she would marry Tom Cruise (???), and Sydne talks about trying to save her family from the Metaverse. Babe wake up, it's Monday! That means a new episode of DBFW just dropped. Sext, leave voicemails, talk shit, send your secrets or just say hi via the hotline: 929-464-6696. Follow DBFW on social! @fuckingweirdpodand your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean
    54 min
  • EPISODE 04: Code Red
    On episode four of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne share their stories about puberty, periods, and giving birth at Equinox. Sydne talks about how she first learned about reproduction from playing the computer game ‘The Sims’, and shares a concerning story about almost getting Toxic Shock after a 100 Gecs show. Kale talks about being comforted by the men that were doing crack in front of her apartment, shares the story of hacking away at her first bush. Babe wake up, DBFW just dropped their hotline! You can now text, leave voicemails, talk shit, send us secrets or just say hi. The number is 929-464-6696. Follow DBFW on social! @fuckingweirdpodand your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean
    56 min
  • EPISODE 03: Mid Connections
    On episode three of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about their current and past relationships with marijuana. Sydne talks about falling asleep at a Broadway show with her family after accidentally taking an edible too late and Kale talks about being stuck in the middle of a girl fight while lying to her parents about where she was. They also discuss fighting with uber drivers, anxiety and craigslist missed connections.Babe wake up, DBFW just dropped their hotline! You can now text, leave voicemails, talk shit, send us secrets or just say hi. The number is 929-464-6696. Follow DBFW on social! @fuckingweirdpodand your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean
    1 hr
  • EPISODE 02: Pandussy
    Covid, religion and pee-pee. In Episode Two, Sydne and Kale talk about going through heartbreak during the pandemic, unnecessary youth pastor fist bumps, and why going through airport security is embarrassing. Sydne talks about blacking out and throwing up in church during her week visit in North Carolina with her grandparents and Kale talks about her trip to Florida and how she found God in St. Patricks Cathedral. Listen in to find out what gives them the ick, the opposite of an ick, and why you should hibernate after getting a haircut.Babe wake up, DBFW just dropped their hotline! You can now text, leave voicemails, talk shit, send your secrets or just say hi. The number is 929-464-6696. Send them a pandemic horror story to be featured on next week's episode.Follow DBFW on social!@fuckingweirdpodhttps://www.instagram.com/fuckingweirdpod/and your hostsSydnehttps://www.instagram.com/sydneleavitt/and Kalehttps://www.instagram.com/kalethebean/
    57 min
  • EPISODE 01: Fast Walkers and Smooth Talkers
    Meet Kale and Sydne. Episode One contains brief introductions, how they know each other and a summary of what's been going on in their lives since the start of the pandemic, along with an intro to their weekly segments. This episode, Kale talks about confronting four of her exes, why she hates matcha drinkers, and why she would marry Mackelmore. Sydne talks about her near-death experience on the subway, why she hates slow walkers, and shares a story about an attempted booty call she got this week.
    38 min

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Florida-bred childhood best friends, Kale and Sydne, unsolicitedly spill their thoughts and opinions, weird first hand stories, and their often controversial hot takes, on really, whatever they want.…