Don't Lose Your Headline

Hello all, it’s the season finale!

No scores to be recorded now, it’s too late for our series loser. All he can do now is find out what forfeit the other two have in store!

We have some fun games to play nevertheless, as well as personal headlines. Bret’s enlightened in Asda, Chris sees something that stirs his soul and Phil hurts orphans.

Find out about the email sent to a lecturer while high on meds, a form of ID that simply is not accepted (tempting though it may be) and we play some of our favourite games using the bits we remember from this series!

Sorry about the delay in posting, folks! Due to Headliner illness!

Well, well, it’s the penultimate episode of season 4 and now we find out who wins and who’s doing the forfeit!

But that’s not all. Bret has some good writing news, especially for Harry Potter fans. Chris has had a brush with the apocalypse and Phil is mistaken for a girl! Shocker.

Do Chinese police make headlight abusers stare into their own lights? Does saying ‘Opa’ make you healthier? Do Chris and Bret remember anything that happened in Season 4?!

Enjoy. Next week we find out what the forfeit is!

Good Monday, listeners!

It’s the podcast that pits truth against fiction! Can you tell which news stories are real?

This week, Phil tells us how he chased down a rogue driver for miles, Bret gushes over a terrible but excellent film and Chris opens a theme park which crosses over with the Xth dimension of unimaginable horror.

In a twist of fate, we have not one but two sex toy stories this week! First up there’s a robotic head designed to give head, then a collection of penis tattoos and monstrous dildos, the likes of which have never been seen. Man and machine are one! Collect the whole PussyKat range!

Lastly, Chris brings us a Sliding Story about a woman with a cracking sense of humour and a hell of a hobby. She won’t get far, chasing cars!

Put your brain through the wringer. As ever, let us know if you have comments or news stories of your own!

Bon Monday! A new podcast awaits you stuffed with news and non-news!

We get miffed about Islam (not for reals, don’t worry) and corporate overlords (bastards) and lack of grammar (which it turns out can be quite threatening).

Phil tells us all about his bumbum discovery, which is quite… something. Chris has a story about a man who had a bad time in a toilet cubicle, but smells better than you’d expect. Finally, Bret has a Sliding Story for you where a true Floridian flees from the cops, but has an unpleasant surprise in his pants. Last but not least, listeners notified us about a vicious squirrel attack on defenceless old folks!

Yes, all our stories are bum or poo related this week. Purely serendipitous!

Enjoy! As ever you can check out the actual story links on our site, or drop us a line.

Greetage! It’s another Monday and another ‘sode from the ‘cast!

This week, the DLYHL crew get acquainted with Deus Ex, Phil’s manliness and Jeff Goldblum.

Meanwhile we hear about the values of a semen facial (the other kind of facial… or… kind of a hybrid?), the fantastic new startup that lets you message people via potato and we play Whose Headline Is It Anyway? Was a chicken elected mayor? Did a robot stab a guy? No!

Enjoy- drop us a line any time with stories and questions!

Hello everyone! Within this episode, we learn about Phil’s mouth, Bret’s kitty and Chris’ ears.

The news stories we explore this week are as mad as ever! We hear about a new, tasty way to rid the world of landmines. We examine the tale of a man who had a romantic affair with a fellow intelligent mammal (but not one with two legs) and we hear some of the fun and sarcastic things said by Tube drivers. They are not a happy bunch!

Enjoy the stories, feel free to send in your own or hit us with abuse!

Happy Halloween, Samhain and Ghostober: it’s the terrifyingly funny Halloween special!

Frighteningly, Phil’s audio is a bit louder this week because we’re experimenting with new recording methods! But it’ll be perfect next time! He was possessed or something.

What other horrors lie within? Phil gets haunted, Bret gets terrified and Chris terrifies others. Instead of news stories this week we have a variety of games themed around the spooky and dreadful. Tales of haunted rings, spectral beasts, demonic offspring and other creepy stuff await within.

Listen… if you DARE!

Hello and welcome to Don’t Lose Your Headline!

It’s not the penultimate episode, because we’re going to make this season longer. Longer is always better, right?

Chris has PSVR, Phil tries to eat himself to death and Bret’s as merry as Jack. We also have news stories! A man guilty of *blank* destruction causes a fuss in the shopping centre, while his wife waves a *blank* and they run through *blank* while *blanking*. Bear with it, folks.

There’s a case of a stolen brain. Why? Drugs! We’re all for experimentation, but there’s a limit. The limit is the skull. In Head to Headlines we argue the toss (pun intended) about the legality and morality of pumping in public. Is it ok if it’s too dark to see?

Lastly: thanks to our Russian correspondent Ash and his Russian boy-source Regulus who confirmed the whole beaver thing for us.

Welcome Headline fans!

This week we explore a new game, as well as reading a couple of the usual bizarre news stories you love.

We hear the tale of a man who overdosed on a dangerous substance (Phil and Chris have fun guessing it) and went waving knives around. We also explore the story of a charity leaflet campaign in Russia which encourages folks to exterminate beavers. A tad harsh?

We’ve also got another Sliding Story provided by Phil, concerning footage of things that should not be done on top of vehicles! Our new game features making stories up on the fly (because we’re so great at that) including the tale of a high speed chase involving a stuffed toy, a (very) premium rate phone line and some offensive busking!

Enjoy!

This week Phil has some shocking (but not so shocking) news, Bret’s touting his Choose Your Own Adventure game Hipster Quest which needs testers (see the show notes on www.dontloseyourheadline.net) and Chris is getting into Lego in a big way.

We cover the most wanted animals in Michigan (including a real-life bad horse) and we hear about a gentleman who gets far too close to his Henry Hoover. He isn’t smiling now, but we do have a catchy new social justice slogan…

Head to Headlines details a real historical battle that took place between a dwarf and a dog, in sunny Stoke. We don’t condone it, but we did attempt to fully explore the realities. Phil also brings us a new game called Sliding Stories, featuring the tale of a man who drives the wrong way down the highway- but the details are stranger than you might expect.