Don't Lose Your Headline

This week, Phil has his revenge! I suspect he may have tampered with our questions somewhat in the edit...

Meanwhile we cover the Japanese penis festival (which suffers a nasty accident) and a gang of 'ultra-seagulls’ terrorising Swansea! Nature is rising up against us. There's also an execution on the horizon and we wrestle with the concept of Pokémon Go! Lastly, an old friend contacts the show with a cautionary tale of beans, science and... self-love.

This week there's trouble in paradise! Mutiny and radical behaviour! It's the Arab Spring meets... erm... DLYHL. You'll understand when you listen, okay?

We cover a multitude of tales in this episode, including a homeless chap with an unusual burden and a drug-and-condom hoarding monk who literally makes his own fun! We also hear about a naughty street magician in Head to Headline and the awful tale of fireworks which really, really go off with a bang.

Hello friends! Welcome to the podcast that compares the most insane news stories we can find and asks... real or fake?

This week we examine the biggest boobs in brexit Britain and a case of mum vs beast when her kindle's under threat. There's a case of bizarre names which we debate in Head to Headline and some safety campaign videos which take a fun look at how trains can murder you.

Finally we hear about some fire walking which goes pretty much as you'd expect. Also, listen to the end.

This week it's the Fun Facts episode, featuring both facts and fun from Phil, Chris and Bret!

We have some awful reasons to call 911 (such as a dearth of cheese) and we find out about a Cypriot priest with a pugilistic streak. There's a robot committing a very slow but malicious machine uprising, a new kind of pavement pounder and a novel new way to remember the departed!

Episode the third! Today we have an ebay revenge story with some strong descriptions from an upset fella. Revenge is a dish best served 'buy it now'? Also, a child gets vodka poured in his face (he's fine. Drunk and fine).

Finally there's a detachable penis (not related to the song) and our Head to Headline asks the age old question of 'how much harm can penis paraphernalia do'?

Warning, NSFW or fainthearted folk, due to some tasteless humour at the start.

This episode: a pugilistic priest with an anger problem, the dangers and benefits of urinating in the shower, a molester from Leicester, a toilet paper bandit and we do it for mum in Denmark!

Welcome back, it's season 3 time! Featuring all-new Head to Headlines, where we prove to the world that we're a bunch of master-debaters.

This week has nudity, sex, strange noises, snakes, daring police chases- what more could you want? Some of it's even funny!

This is the last show of season 2 and fair warning: it's NSFW. Or human consumption. There is some very rude humour in this episode, so listener discretion is advised. We don't mean any harm, but you know, some might take offence.

So the season's loser must take on his forfeit, administered by his biggest fan! Meanwhile, we find out all about a holy shit.

You may notice that this episode is way shorter than usual! This is because of new and improved Technical Error!

Thanks to Technical Error, you get all this for free:

-Shorter podcast for casual listening!

-Extra funny, pointless sounds!

-Fluffy co-host voice (test your listening powers!)

-Dissatisfaction!

We apologise for the problems in this bite-sized episode- Phil will explain at the start. However, life goes on, especially when you have a boy trapped in a vagina and a brew-ha-ha the Tea Brewing Triathlon! Oh, there's a competition of sorts too!

Greetings all- Phil decided without any prior warning that this is the musical special! So that'll be a treat for your ears, in addition to our game of bluffing where truth is often stranger than fiction!

This episode includes lewd activity on the Isle of White, a diva for yogurt, how to deal with poo in a purse and a slap-happy alarm clock, to name but four out of six!