This week, it's back to business as normal! Find out how to pay for a driving lesson in the Netherlands, become outraged at custard creams, find out what sort of chicken you can expect to find down the toilet and can Phil suck water up his own bottom? (spoiler: No he can't.)

First: Apologies for the audio. Lots of pops and clicks due to problems with the audio tracks, but we managed to cobble something together! This week, Phil and Bret have decided to put a silly Christmas episode together where they ask silly questions pulled out of a sock. They discuss what's so great about balls, how a portaloo can turn you on, and who would win in a fight between two unlikely combatants. Merry Crimbo Everyone!

This week, we talk about Mr. Cox and his special haircuts, what the God of storms likes to do during his visits to Earth, and big brother is watching you... in your car!

This week, it's mostly naughty parts. We've got a contest that's strictly for men, a saucy hypnotist and the inappropriate use of a toaster. There is also a goat that will most likely kill us all.

This week, the podcast goes on a little too long because Phil won't stop talking about some guy who shot a corpse. Also, watch out for the cookie monster, who wants more than just cookies!

This week; Baby science, the anti-vampire dance and is the world ready for the Dausage?

This week, a strange fetish from Japan, Rasta-survival and God steals an SUV!

The pilot episode of Don't Lose Your Headline; A comedy podcast where real life is often stranger than fiction! By Bret Allen and Phil Austin.