Don't Lose Your Headline

Warning- we again suffered a little technical hassle such as a vibrating mic, plus, fair warning- several minutes are just us laughing at vulgar things. Sorry, but that's DLYHL.

Look Now! This week we're finding inhuman penises, getting toilets as wedding pressies, finding out all about pumping in public and hearing about a man saved by Gary the Ambulance, among other tragedies.

First up, we had some internet issues during this recording, so apologies for any awkward editing. Should probably also apologise for everything we say, do and think.

This week: a 'snappy' fast food order, the best Hitler-related baby names and the latest French cuisine that tastes a lot like shit.

DLYHL- the game where we read out the craziest news stories of the week and try to decide if they're real or fake- surely that one can't be- no way- really? Christ.

Bret, Chris and Phil encounter a cucumber, a fun game in the storeroom, anal analysis and more!

This week, Phil, Bret and Chris discuss Microsoft's racist sexbot AI, a monkey that brings a knife to a barfight, a truly boring conference, a tribal penis EastEnders situation, very dirty Disney movies and more!

Can you guess which news stories and real and which are fake? Awful liars vs insane world!

First up, we definitely didn't have an audio malfunction and record the Thai poetry story twice. The sniggering and sarcasm are certainly not indicators of any such deception.

This week Phil, Chris and Bret explore a man out of his mind on drugs (his words), a pugilistic Easter Bunny, an office full'o'fish, a cheese stealing mystery Frenchman. Lastly, Phil has a story from a very special source.

This week, Chris Evans is still here? Yes, due to popular demand we retained his services for the whole series, making this a three-way news fiasco. This episode: a penis tree, a man living as a goat, a masturbating ninja and more!

Which stories are real, and which are fake?

It's the first episode of season two and we're back to get news wrong! To kick things off, Phil and Bret have introduced a guest star in the form of F1 Conjecture's Chris Evans! No, not that Chris Evans. Or that one.

This week we exhume a goose, discuss Superman's poop and spray a little Eau De Dead Person.

--Phil would like to notify people that he 'ballsed up' his recording levels this week, that's why he's loud and furious.

Ladies, hold onto your panties, 'Cos Bret's about to make you feel gooood! We talk about some stories we didn't use for the podcast and Bret's gotta do his forfeit. Last episode of the series!

We talk about a weirdo in a cemetery, what Maccy Dee's are giving out with their happy meals, why you shouldn't have sex whilst listening to Justin Timberlake and the misadventure of a man and his stuffed horse.

This week, we find out what Bret and Phil smell like, we call the police on Justin Bieber and we discuss the pitfall and problems of eating underwear. Enjoy another episode of DLYHL!