We said in our last episode that we would try to have more structure... and we did not deliver. With that being said, this week's episode is packed full of funny conversation – from trauma from TikTok's inverted filter, to advocating for teachers, to email etiquette. We hope you enjoy this great episode and don't forget to always think about that!

This week's episode of Don't Quote Us is quite the sh*t show. At the ripe young age of 20, Mariam is beginning to go bald (T's and P's out for Mariam) and Jasmine absolutely SLAMS guessing cockney rhyming slang! Later in the episode, the girls just go off on a wild random tangent that lasts about 20 mins – get ready for some quality content!

In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, Roya lets us in on her tragic week, and we bid farewell to a good friend. This episode does also get a little buggy to say the least, as the girls spit all the random bug facts they know... for worse or for better.

"New Post" Instagram stories, manifesting, and speedy spiders – It's safe to say that this week's episode of Don't Quote Us is quite the whirlwind. This week, the girls chat and share some stories about their hilarious childhood irrational fears, and offer up some great tools to help you fight the monsters under your bed!

In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, the girls give us an update on what's going on in their lives – and Roya updates us on her living her gelato dreams! The YA novel plot is truly coming to life, and stay tuned for future episodes as Jasmine and Mariam live vicariously through Roya.  

In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, we recap their iconic PowerPoint night in which we discussed politics and uncovered the perpetrator of a crime! From ripping some chel, to cringey pet names – we hope you enjoy this episode!

Secrets bring people closer together, and oh boy did we share some juicy ones today. In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, we're all getting to learn a little more about each other as we reveal some funny secrets from our past – we can't make this stuff up!

Is the Army DM'ing you? Did you forward chain mail back in 2010? Are you a Horse Girl? If so, you're going to love this week's episode of Don't Quote Us! From scam messages to horoscopes and everything in between – sit back, relax and enjoy :)

Maroon 5's old bangers, bed-bug infested grad trips, and sweaty train trips? In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, the girls dive deep into some (semi) hard-hitting topics! So sit back, relax, and enjoy, as we share some stories of the good ol' days.