Don’t Quote Us

Have you ever thought about how your life would be different if you had a different name? or a different hobby? or even took a different class? Well, in this week's episode of Don't Quote Us Jasmine and Roya take a look into the past and discuss the things that led them to where they are today. Good ol' skip-it girl and bug girl are back to talk about everything under the sun!

What's stronger than the teacher's union? Was the moon landing real? Does your breath stink? Strap in, because this week's episode is quite the ride. In this week's episode, Roya tells us about her crazy sleep paralysis experience, and lets us know how she's getting along with her new 8-legged roommates. Later, the girls discuss the strength of the almighty teacher's union and their ability to bulldoze anything in their way. Finally, Jasmine, Roya and Mariam touch on those social situations you just CAN'T bounce back from. 

From an existential crisis to waking the woke – this week's episode of Don't Quote Us we begin to question if even the famous Heather would pick us... 

Are you Gucci-print new money? NFT new money? or crypto new money? In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, the girls discuss and rank the different types of new money, and gave their opinion on nepotism babies... and how they wish that was them. The girls also present some lovely, deep, and meaningful poetry – it's quite the emotional roller coaster. 

In this week's episode of Don't Quote us, we have a special guest... please give a round of applause for Jake! Jake is undoubtedly Roya's funniest friend, and today we dove deep into his Twitter and pulled some of our favourite funny tweets to get an inside scoop on the inspiration for his hilarious one-liners. 

Welcome back to another episode of Don't Quote Us! In this week's episode, the girls go off on a very random tangent – from centipede behavior, Roya's new addiction, and the horrors of pool change rooms. As usual, this episode is quite the ride – so strap in and get ready! 

Ladies and gents, grab your mastermind buckets because you're going to need them for this FIRE episode! In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, the girls dive deep into the historical year of 2012 – the year the ponies started dancing, bees started dying and we were prepping to hop on a spaceship to Mars. And in true Don't Quote Us fashion, the episode slowly drifted from talking about 2012 to talking about dolphins, ghosts, and celebrity crushes.

Welcome back to Season 2 of Don't Quote Us!!! In this week's episode, the girls share the iconic Keurig-gate story, and we get a look into the minds of Queen petty and Princess petty and their deadly dynamic. This episode is filled with amazing stories and more amazing metaphors... or similies? 

Welcome to the final episode of season 1! In this episode, the girls DID plan something.... finally. The girls recapped their weeks, answered some 'would you rathers', and answered some fan questions!! Leave us a message on Anchor and let us know your answers to some of the questions hehehe

In true Don't Quote Us fashion, this episode is a roller coaster – the girls start off talking about talking Roya and Mariam's TikTok addiction and somehow drift off and talk about their prom experience... but nevertheless, it's full of funny stories and the girls messing up math equations. Sit back, relax, and don't forget to leave us a message on Anchor!