Don’t Quote Us

Don’t Quote Us

By Mariam, Jasmine & RoyaComedy
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Don’t Quote Us episodes

  • Sexiest Haircut Revealed

    Welcome back to another episode of Don't Quote Us! Do you know about the sexiest haircut to ever exist? well, look no further because in this episode we expose THE haircut

    51 min
  • Back and Better Than Ever!

    Welcome back to Don't Quote Us! After a four-month hiatus, Jasmine, Roya and Mariam are back! Four months of life, stories, and chats to catch up on. In pure Don't Quote Us Fashion, the girls start with an initial topic and somehow end up talking about the most random things. 

    1 hr
  • Last Episode of Season 2 Baby!

    This week's episode is the very last episode of season 3 – as per usual, the girls talk about everything under the sun and somehow seem to tie all the topics together. With that being said, it has been a great season and we're looking forward to season 3... baby?

    46 min
  • Taylor Swift Takeover

    In this week's episode, the girls chat about the most important thing to happen in the past week, the release of Taylor's version of Red. From absolutely roasting Jake Gyllenhal to an in-depth analysis of the All Too Well short film, this week's episode consists of 3 girls just fangirling over Taylor. In sum, God is a woman, and her name is Taylor Swift 

    58 min
  • Back and Better Than Ever

    The girls are back and better than ever! After a few weeks off, Jasmine, Roya, and Mariam are back to misquoting and offering questionable facts. In this week's episode, the girls recap their halloweekend, discuss what petty crimes deserve punitive punishment, and expose how women tell time... T-minus 2 cycles until 2022! 

    42 min
  • Three Idiots Explain Stonks

    A geography student, a pre-law student, and a sports media student take a stab at giving financial advice – it's safe to say they're not the most qualified. Regardless, they give their two cents on the 2008 financial crisis, and how best to save and spend your money. While none of them are particularly qualified, it does make for an interesting and entertaining episode! 

    50 min
  • #Landlocked

    In today’s episode, the girls talk about all kinds of menaces. From menaces in dodgeball games to life-threatening menaces caused by Mother Nature the girls really show off their range

    53 min

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Join three best friends weekly, as they give you a glimpse into their lives and give their unsolicited opinions. Be sure to stop by every Wednesday for some riveting conversations. We're three gals…