Don’t Quote Us

Don’t Quote Us

By Mariam, Jasmine & RoyaComedy
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Don’t Quote Us episodes

  • Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?

    In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, the gals are joined by their friend Clair for a fun-filled game of Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader! From Math to Science to Geography – listen as we struggle to sift through our brains to find the answers. Let us know how many you got right!

    1 hr 6 min
  • Bathroom Ransom

    In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, Jasmine, Mariam and Roya take a trip to the washroom... or is it bathroom? They chat about the infamous bathroom ransom and the many ways a thermos can be used. Stick to the end of the episode to hear Roya's story of being a social justice warrior hahhahahah! Enjoy!

    51 min
  • BEDMAS Trauma

    In this week's episode, Roya, Jasmine, and Mariam share some stories from their school lives. From the long-lasting trauma of elementary school math tests, to trials and tribulations of university and breakout room etiquette. Don't worry, no need to turn on your mic or camera to discuss to work of Plato or Geography and Toxicology – just sit back, relax and enjoy!

    56 min
  • Who's Most Likely To...?

    DOUBLE DIGITS BABY! Welcome to the 10th episode of Don't Quote Us! This week, we wanted to offer a special little 'Who's Most Likely To' segment in honour of this special day, as we face the hard truth and expose ourselves (kinda)... we also dive into the age-old question about mismatched cutlery, and the recent news about the one and only, Armie Hammer

    1 hr
  • Derrière Extraordinaire
    Although they may not be going on any first dates any time soon - Roya, Jasmine and Mariam decided to dive deep into some hard-hitting first date questions. This week’s episode is quite thought-provoking, so grab a drink and let’s get down to the brass tacks!
    1 hr 5 min
  • The Roaches are Coming

    Let's all take a trip down memory lane, and head back to the good old days! Elementary school was a time of self-expression, and boy did we express ourselves – from graphic tees, to silly bandz, to mustaches, we all took part in the iconic trends that will go down in history. In this week's episode Jasmine, Roya, and Mariam reminisce on their favourite elementary school memories, trends and activities.


    59 min
  • Skinny Dipping with Roya

    In this week's episode, Mariam and Jasmine interview Roya! From her journey with motherhood and her neck-baby, to sharing her unfortunate relationship with water – we're all getting the incredible opportunity to get to know this amazing mummyyyy!!

    58 min
  • Jasmine The Human Mop

    In this week's episode, Mariam and Roya Interview Jasmine! As we chat about life, childhood stories, and who Jasmine wants to marry – we're all getting know our very own little firecracker with a dump truck toosh 

    1 hr 1 min
  • Holiday Highs and Lows

    Happy Holidays! This week we'll be spreading some holiday cheer while we chat about all things holiday related. From elementary school holiday concerts, to Jasmine's unmatched hip hop skills we hope this episode brightens up your holiday season!


    55 min
  • Deep Dive into Mariam's Psyche

    On this week's episode, Jasmine and Roya interview Mariam! From role models to what she's most proud of, we hope this episode can help you get to know Mariam more. Stay tuned for the next two episodes where we interview Jasmine and Roya!

    47 min

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Join three best friends weekly, as they give you a glimpse into their lives and give their unsolicited opinions. Be sure to stop by every Wednesday for some riveting conversations. We're three gals…