Don’t Quote Us

Don’t Quote Us

By Mariam, Jasmine & RoyaComedy
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Don’t Quote Us episodes

  • Political Smash or Pass

    In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, Mariam returns and recaps her trip to the motherland, all while enlightening us on British culture and British slang. In pure Don't Quote Us fashion, the girls drift from the initial topic and sadly start talking about politics – but not politics itself, just political leaders...  

    55 min
  • Channel 65

    In today’s episode, Roya and Jasmine talk about some very interesting weekly updates. Then they get a bit sidetracked down memory lane and reminisce on the best TV shows from their childhood

    52 min
  • Jasmine Poopy Pants
    What happened to Jasmine the night of the student plays? well, regardless of what happened, it was definitely a moment that deserved to be on camera. In this week's episode, Roya came strapped with some juicy topics for us to discuss – what moments we wished we caught on camera, are we living in the dystopia or utopia? and what is the worst thing that came from the industrial revolution? Stay tuned to hear what exactly was on jasmine's pants on that dreadful night.
    46 min
  • What Hill Would You Die On?

    Back and better than ever! This week the girls share the highlights of their summer, talk about their go-to compliments and talk about the hills they would die on... or take a nap on. What gelato flavor should grown men never order? Take a listen to find out 


    53 min
  • Doolch Delooch
    We’re back! (Sort of) With another duo episode, Roya and Jasmine get you updated with what happened on our hiatus, give unnecessary advice, and talk about the marketing genius of food competitions. Is Jurassic Park the most philosophical movie ever? How do you pronounce Dulce de leche? You’ll just have to listen to find out.
    52 min
  • We're Going to the Olympics

    A special sports-themed episode in honour of the Olympic and our queen Penny Oleksiak. The girls talk about what feels like a sport but isn’t as well as which Olympic event they would do the best in. Spoiler alert: they would suck at all of them

    53 min
  • What We Don't Understand...

    From opera to the Dyson fan, the girls discuss all things that just don't make sense in this week's episode. This episode, as per usual, took a turn real quick – discussing the random cable in the ocean, and how somehow the moon controls the tides? As per our podcast name, don't quote us on anything, we're just three girls talking about random stuff.

    51 min
  • The Miracle of Motherhood
    With jasmine back from the dead and behind the mic again, this episode took a shitty turn. This episode went off the rails quick, going from praising the miracle of motherhood to how maybe we don’t actually want to be moms after all. Plus, the girls shoutout an up and coming influencer that is really under the radar.
    55 min
  • Roya Has a Secret Admirer

    Another week, another episode of Don't Quote Us! In this week's episode, Mariam and Roya chat about the predestination of the future... manifestation. While manifestation has not been the greatest to either of them, each gives their two cents on the practice and discusses whether it's a hoax or not. Later, Roya and Mariam return to their north-star topic and maybe share a little too much about their non-existent love life.  

    59 min

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Join three best friends weekly, as they give you a glimpse into their lives and give their unsolicited opinions. Be sure to stop by every Wednesday for some riveting conversations. We're three gals…