Recent Fancy Lad graduate, Nathaniel Mayweather (Chris Elliott) is meant to set sail aboard the Queen Catherine to Hawaii but since he can't stop being a huge dick to everyone he gets stranded and walks in the wrong direction to a small fishing village where Old Man, David Letterman sends him to board the Filthy Whore.

After he dupes simple Kenny (Andy Richter) he manages to stowaway and wakes to a drunken, stinkin' crew - Skunk (Brian Doyle Murray), Big Teddy (Brion James), Paps (James Gammon) and Captain Greybar (Ritch Brinkley) who are all now lost at sea. When Kenny goes overboard, the crew forces Nathaniel to take his place on the way thru Hell's Bucket where he draws the attention of the shark man, Chocki (Russ Tamblyn), plucks swimmer Trina (Melora Walters) out of the ocean and gets his pipes cleaned at Callies (Ann Magnuson).

Hopefully they can get off this cursed island before Callie's husband Mulligan gets to them in Cabin Boy, this week on Doom Generation.

After winning in a tie at the Ms. Drag Queen pageant, Vida Boheme (Patrick Swayze) and Noxeema Jackson (Wesley Snipes) are set to scandalize the country. But when Ms. Vida finds a little Latin boy in tears, she decides to adopt the young protégé, Chi-Chi (John Leguizamo). They trade their roundtrip plane tickets to LA for a cross country trip in a Jayne Mansfield fantasy car. After a run in with the law and breaking down, they find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere having to wait out the weekend for a car part. Our trio is soon tracked down by the previously dead sheriff Dullard (Chris Penn) for a showdown at the Strawberry Social. To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - this week on Doom Generation.

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Everyone knows that you don't stray from the path, never eat a windfallen apple, and never trust a man whose eyebrows meet in the middle. And you're about to find out that when a girl enters puberty, she has werewolf anthology nightmares. She must now choose, does she turn wolf, get boobies, or fellate a tree? Find out with us!

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We didn't hate this movie as much as Eddie Snips but for the last movie of the year, we're not impressed - Everybody is in it though -

Ben & Casey Affleck, Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Diaz, Elvis Costello, Angela Featherstone, Janeane Garofalo, Gaby Hoffmann, Kate Hudson, Catherine Kellner, Courtney Love, Brian McCardie, Jay Mohr, Nicole Ari Parker, Martha Plimpton, Christina Ricci and Paul Rudd

200 Cigarettes, a New Year's party, this week on Doom Generation.

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Actress Chris MacNeil (Ellen Burstyn), while working on location in Georgetown, begins to notice strange noises in her home and bizarre behavior from her pre-teen daughter, Regan (Linda Blair). After a series of grueling medical tests that lead nowhere, the doctors send her to the church for help. At the end of her rope, she meets Damien Karras (Jason Miller), a Jesuit priest struggling in his faith. After granting an exorcism, the church sends Fr. Merrin (Max Von Sydow) who's battled these forces before in The Exorcist - a film that's terrified audiences for 5 decades, this time on Doom Generation.

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Time, time, time, see what's become of me....Three best friends, Clay (Andrew McCarthy), Blair (Jami Gertz) and Julian (Robert Downey Jr,) reunite at Christmas break after a disastrous Thanksgiving meeting. Blair has been worried about Julian, he owes Rip (James Spader) a whole lotta money, his family has had it with him, and he's freebasing in public spaces. Clay comes home hoping to repair these relationships, but finds a Hazy Shade of Winter instead. A cautionary tale that teaches us that just because you've lived fast and died young, it doesn't mean you're leaving a good looking corpse. Juggle some Jelly Bellies and unwrap a Ferrero Rocher, it's Less Than Zero - this week on Doom Generation.

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Lil' Fred Savage is unwell so naturally his Papa Columbo (Peter Falk) comes to pinch his cheeks read him a family favorite. A tale that sees a young farm boy, Westley (Cary Elwes) leaving the only eligible girl in Florin, Buttercup (Robin Wright) behind to seek an unspecified fortune abroad. During his 5 year absence, Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon) snatches her up for his bride. His motives are far from noble as his plan is to hire Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), Fezzik (Andre the Giant) and Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) to kidnap Buttercup, kill her, and frame Florin for it in order to start a war. Things get complicated when the Dread Pirate Roberts shows up, Inigo finds the 6 fingered man (Christopher Guest), and The Machine gets turned up to 50. A story of adventure, miracles, true love, and revenge. The Princess Bride, this week on Doom Generation. 

Seymour Krelborne (Rick Moranis) is living down on skid row, trying to make it somewhere that's green with his paramour Audrey (Ellen Greene) who has a nogoodnik boyfriend, Orin Scrivello DDS (Steve Martin). With the help of an alien plant he names Audrey II (Levi Stubbs), he rises to fame from his humble beginnings at Mushnik's (Vincent Gardenia) he soon learns the secret of Twoey's success which happens to be human blood and is taken along on a mission for world domination. Will Twoey take over? Depending on what version you see, maybe...Prepare you ear holes it's our most musical episode yet, Little Shop of Horrors this time on Doom Generation.

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Meet country mouse Rebecca (Carla Gugino), valedictorian of the class of 93'. She's spent most of her time down on the farm, but once she gets to school in the jungle of L.A., she feels out of place. That is until resident advisor, Crawl (Pauly Shore) gets her mingling. When it's time for a visit home for the holidays, she's gooped by her hometown boyfriend, Travis (Dan Gauthier) proposing marriage; leading her to lie to her family (Lane Smith, Cindy Pickett, Patrick Renna & Mason Adams) that she and Crawl are engaged to be married in this Thanksgiving comedy - Son in a Law, this week on Doom Generation!

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We're drenching ourselves in the splendor of a film that was everywhere and then nowhere. Dick Tracy (Warren Beatty), in an effort to curb illegal gambling, breaks up a speakeasy club run by Lips Manly (Paul Sorvino), but is hindered by a takeover led by Big Boy Caprice (Al Pacino) and his gang: Flathead (William Forsythe), Mumbles (Dustin Hoffman), Pruneface (R.G. Armstrong - not Ronald Reagan), Numbers (James Tolkan), piano player 88 Keys (Mandy Patinkin) and gorgeous moll, Breathless Mahoney (MADONNA). Dick is forced to run in the streets, leaving long suffering Tess Trueheart (Glenne Headly) with the Kid (Charlie Korsmo) he found at the dump. Can he solve the mystery of No Face (???) who's trying to take power over the whole city? Find out this week with in Dick Tracy on Doom Generation!

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