Doomslayers

This week, the three girls discuss their trad-wife tendencies. Laylah talks about her fear of being an unaware nazi, Donna discusses her propensity to go crazy when she’s attracted to a man and Annie chats about her previous experience of choosing a relationship because she thought it’s what’s expected of her. 

Dooms including a totally hot chick who’s somehow attracted to a nerd, a gay guy afraid he’s turning straight and a straight guy who might be accidentally in a gay relationship. 

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We're BAAAAACK! 🌸🏵️🌼

Hot sister-wife summer is officially over and the girls are READY to spread more than just the good word. With their hearts full of The Leader's love and their legs gaily akimbo, this week's topic is SEX 🫦

Sister Laylah discusses the erotic potential of exacting revenge, Sister Annie extols the virtues of f*cking the pain away and Sister Donna bravely bemoans her experiences as a victim of the Madonna/wh*re complex.

Dooms include a listener who is grappling with a kink for running late, and some parents whose clandestine relations were interrupted by their child innocently asking for some sustenance.

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It’s that time again! The Doomslayers are finishing up the season and they’re clearing their inbox of unuttered dooms.

The dooms include a coworker who’s marrying a woman, but must now tell his boyfriend, a listener who’s been queening out with his besties ex and a seaside town enthusiast who’s terrified of the local wildlife.

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My favourite holy ritual is the stations of the cross dressers!

This week, Donna and Laylah are chatting religion. Donna chats about her love of hymns and how she won’t go to mass now unless she gets paid. Laylah talks about her borderline problematic obsession with Judaism and how ridiculously horny she used to get over the Jesus statue in Cabinteely.

The dooms include a messiah meme enthusiast a listener who’s hot for preacher and a catholic co-worker.

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The girls are deep diving into well..depth. They chat about how everyone is so deep and so shallow these days, agree that they’re all horrifically vain, and Laylah talks about giving a psychopath a blowjob again.

The dooms include a narcissistic ninny, a listener who’s fed up of fake hippies and a man who’s embracing his bisexual furry side.

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If you’da been there, if you’da seen it, I betcha you woulda done the same!

Donna and Laylah are discussing crime this week. Donna reflects on her time as an international thief and discusses being tracked by the Gardaí and another incident of false accusation.

Laylah discloses the time the Guards knew her by name and a time when she used being transgender to get her lover’s lover off the hook. That has to be a brand new sentence.

After planning how the three ladies would pull off a heist, they read dooms that include a listener with a phobia of being falsely accused of a crime and a gal who’s beau got locked up for a period *ahem* a myriad of reasons.

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Mothers are being celebrated in this week’s episode!

Donna chats about her mother pretending to be a witch when she was a child (again!), Annie reminisces about jumping train gates with her Mama and Laylah discusses the Apple of her eye and cause of her wounds, Angelyne.

The dooms include a mamma who’s a scamma, a doom about womb and a new mother who needs parenting advice from the Doomslayers (what has the world come to)

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Three’s a crowd, so Donna has left for the week and Annie and Laylah have the mics.

Laylah recounts how disgusted she was on her solo trip in Brighton, but how she felt soothed in the arms of many lovers. Annie talks the company she finds stimulating and her aversion to being around the “cool gang.”

The dooms include a listener who ends up hating every friend they get and a friend of a boyfriend who’s causing problems.

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Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh go léir! ☘️

To celebrate this most auspicious day in the Hibernian calendar, Sister Annie and Sister Donna discuss the completely unrelated topic of FASHION!

Although they make absolutely no mention of St Patrick, snakes or the day's festivities at any point, they do discuss IN DEPTH a deeply Irish sartorial cultural gem: Paisean Faisean 👗💑

Bain sont as, a pháistí!

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Nothing you say matters unless that camera is roleing.

Laylah has confusingly returned from being raptured and updates the girls on the experience. The girls then discuss the roles we assign ourselves within our friends and families. Annie talks about being the eldest baby in her family, Donna discusses her role as the common enemy and Laylah chats about her Christmas breakdown over Everything Everywhere All At Once.

Dooms include a judgemental mother-in-law who’s actually an empath! A person who’s being labelled the ‘fat friend’ and a pair of uncommunicative parents.

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The dooms include a gal who’s contemplating a more “adult” career and a listener in love with their best friend.

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