Does he wash up? He never wash up!

Dating is the discussion today as Annie talks about forcing her birthday on an unsuspecting man, Donna dishes on her near brush with death in a parochial house and Laylah…is strangely quiet.

There are also dating dilemmas with a man who had the ick of his tinder beau and a woman whose vagina is a finger magnet!

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I’m sorry if my boundary is your trigger!

This week, your three favourite boozy babes are talking boundaries.

Annie shares tales of holiday crazies, Laylah talks about wearing a bikini with a dick and the three girls reflect on times they’ve been assaulted…how fun!!!

We also have letters from a listener who needs a dictionary, a girl who makes every man fall in love with her and what may be the most chaotic polyamorous relationship ever.

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Is little green monster still a politically correct term? I mean I don’t wanna offend any Martians.

This week, we discuss jealousy, the insidious, unstoppable emotion that affects us all. Laylah has toxic tales from her youth, Donna talks about her crippling jealousy driving her to compete and Annie dishes on being envious of her former beau.

There are also letters about a monstrous mother, an unfortunate ex-wife and lots more.

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Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya. Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama.

This week, we discuss dooms from our various travels, including two nasty Airbnb scammers!!! What? Now we can't trust the landlords???

We also have submissions from a travel nonfan, a person who wants to break up with their holiday partner and a lovely listener who's scared of going places without their parents. Awwwww.

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Mirror mirror on the wall, why is Annie Queeries small?

Vanity is on the agenda for us today as we deconstruct our ideas about being vain and wonder 'would we be funny if we were never insecure?'

Then we have an update from our friend with a kink konundrum, a fella who's feeling glum about his girls collagen lips and a gal who's so turned on by herself she's worried she's vapid. Well if she's vapid, what does that make Donna...? The answer is also vapid.

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Unlike Rihanna, who extols the virtues of hard labour in her 2016 hit 'Work', here at Doomslayers HQ we are rather more inclined to lead leisurely lives of louche lounging with sporadic fits of wild abandon!

Sadly, sparkling wit and effervescent charm are not legal currency (yet), thus we find ourselves begrudgingly discussing the wretched concept of WORK.

We assist some dear listeners with a post-pizza-party professional faux pas, a love that dare not fax its name and advise on a sex-doll based escape plan from clingy-coworker!

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We’re catching up on our admin at Doomslayers HQ. After being inundated with letters from those in need, we’ve finally tackled the meaty ones.

We hear from a person who find themselves unsettled by their friends kinky side, a man questioning his sexuality after discovering a new…side to himself and we finally address our plans for Doomsday!

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Fools rush in...to humiliation on April Fool's Day!

On this most foolish of days, we discuss our most doomful and pre-mediated humiliation at the hands of prowling pranksters!

We discover that a family that pranks together, traumatises together, and clutch our pearls as our listeners share their most devious and dastardly tricks! Some end with a person's dreams of riches cruelly dashed, others result in every child's dream: the school burning down!

OH MY GOD THERE'S A MOUSE IN YOUR HAIR

Lol April fool's

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Children! We’ve all been one. Some of us have some. But what is up with the little buggers? Their hands are small, their voices are loud, and they act like drunk people. 

Join us as we discuss les enfants terrible. We have teenage catfishers, father/son  feuds and toddlers immune from punishment. 

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Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink!

If you’re in the harrowing throes of a violent St Patrick’s Day hangover, let the Doomslayers soothe your crippling festive fear as we divulge our most heinous doom on the topic of DRINKING.

Featuring a self-induced drunken wild goose chase around Dublin, getting spiked and fleeced at the strip club in Warsaw, and a post-party Piccadilly puke-fest (who do you think this was and why was it Laylah?).  Our dear listeners receive stunning advice on booze-induced superpowers, tackling those 'friends' who like to dox the drunk and the struggles of wrestling the demon drink when the drink is an undefeated champion.

Don’t worry angels, the Doomslayers, a filthy takeaway and a nostalgic movie will have you right as rain in no time!

PS everyone saw what you did last night and they’re all laughing at you x

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