Doomslayers

The future is now old man!!

This week, with Laylah raptured and Donna inexplicably comparing the present state of affairs with the SpongeBob movie, the girls discuss the future.

Annie discusses her denial of the future, Donna chats about her nervousness for it and the discussion declines into a chat about how awful the world is and how Dublin should be more like Paris.

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The dooms include a gal who’s contemplating a more “adult” career and a listener in love with their best friend.

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This week, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration have a decidedly meta discussion as they share their opinions on...opinions.

Sister Laylah defends her right to ignorance and hatred (moreso than usual), Sister Annie reveals her controversial opinion that humans should cease all procreation (so maternal!) and Sister Donna would like to remain (chaotic) neutral at this time.

The gals assist desperate listeners tackle a mother-in-law meddling in medical munching, another mother at a crossroads with a baby name innuendo and a potential podcaster desperate to share their scintillating opinions but crippled by social anxiety.

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The Doomslayers are breaking character this week and discussing coping. Annie has a rant about billionaires, Donna discusses disengaging and going into a cave and Laylah talks about trying to control her compulsions.

The dooms include a Coke (zero) addict, a person who was dropped on the floor repeatedly (in a kind way) and a woman who’s afraid she fucks like a fish.

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The Doomslayers are talking about home! Laylah details how to keep the peace when you live with a million people, Donna has a plan for a commune and Annie reflects on her life of privilege when she owned a red brick house.

The dooms include an awkward argument, a listener confined to her room and a roommate’s boyfriend who just won’t leave!

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Creativity is on the hydroponic honey’s minds this week as they discuss the pros and cons of working together. Donna reflects on the peaks and pits of her drag career, Laylah talks about the break she’s taking from creating and Annie discusses her passion for video editing.

The dooms include a member obsessed mother, a boyfriend whose art stinks and a creatively constipated individual.

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In this episode, after Donna’s shocking return, the topic of discussion is body image.

Annie talks about learning to embrace her body, abs and all, Donna discusses her recent fitness journey and Laylah once again talks about how beautiful she always feels.

The dooms include a surgery addict, nipple art and a pre-holiday transformation.

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In this episode, after Donna has fallen down a well, Annie and Laylah sit down to discuss their past lives. They chat about their many iterations and how they'd interact with one another before revealing that both of their phones have tortured them with their own misery porn.

The dooms include a putrid pupil who can't stop cringing at their past and a former peasant who is determined to enjoy their second go around the earth.

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Raise your hand if you have been personally victimised by the killer.

This week we’re talking irrational fears of being murdered. How fun and light!

Annie talks about hands through the banisters of her mansion’s staircase, Donna reflects on a spooky encounter on the road home and Laylah just keeps making things up.

Dooms include a pussy killer, dream murderers and a person who’s scared of being shot on the street. As we said, fun and light!

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Purrr! This week, these crazy kitty cats are talking about PETS and the dooms of domesticating critters. Annie brews up controversy in the play pen with the addition of a feral rabbit to the family home, Laylah nurses a suckling duckling and contracts a reoccurring bacterial infection, and Donna shares a salacious tale (what’s new?) of doggy style gone WRONG!

Blessed be! 🙏

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What puts the pep in your step and the fizz in your bum?

What are those little moments that make you glimmer and shine from within?✨

This week, the Doomslayers are theologising on the topic of FEEL GOODS!

Greeting a table full of beloved friends, cutting a rug in your spacious bedroom, or observing an innocent child have a dangerous fall, we love them all!

Dooms include a case of maddeningly moist mornings, and listener whose belongings are sparking and impractical level of constant joy and a delivish inclination for delectable schadenfreude.

Blessed be! 🙏

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