Doomslayers

This week on Doomslayers, we are travelling through space & time to our very first extraterrestrial live show, held in visceral & vibrant Technicolor at Mayo Pride!

Join us for our invasion of the Wesht as we discuss all things PRIDE in the cosy surroundings of The Creel with an audience of hospitable & compliant earthlings! Featuring your 3 alien superstars and a selection of musical numbers that we definitely do not own the rights to!

Special thanks to all who attended and agreed to be probed, to the Creel for hosting us and providing titillating nibble & luscious libations, to Mayo Pride for allowing us to take over the town, and to DJ Succulent for recording this historical debut!

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Are you faim for fame? Do you dream of being in the spotlight? Well don’t! It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

In this episode, three washed up starlets reflect on their illustrious careers. Annie Queeries had a dalliance with Matthew McConaughey’s bulge, Donna Fella starred alongside Pat Kenny in an infamous commercial and Laylah has been rubbing shoulder with the queen of Calabasas, Caitlyn Jenner!

We also hear from listeners who’ve encountered a gay Taoiseach, a conspiracy theorist who leaves you breathless and a brooding actor who’s not into scat!

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What do George Bush, Avril Lavigne and the GPO have in common? They’re all in this episode!! 

Join us as we explore theories about Switzerland, Britney, lady Di and lots more. 

We also check out your theories about Kurt Cobain, Eminem and the beer industry. 

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Girls all over Ireland are having fun on the phone right now. And they're called the Doomslayers! And they're actually in Dublin. And some of them aren't really girls. Wait what were we talking about again?

Laylah decides to speak up about dating this week so we're doing it all again! She talks about her date on TV as well as going on a date after finding out a friend died. The horror! Donna discusses having a threesome on 9/11 and Annie talks about her weekend kiss.

Then there are letters from a woman who's too masc, a friend who's sick of being used for sex and a man who wants his woman to pay once in a while.

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Does he wash up? He never wash up!

Dating is the discussion today as Annie talks about forcing her birthday on an unsuspecting man, Donna dishes on her near brush with death in a parochial house and Laylah…is strangely quiet.

There are also dating dilemmas with a man who had the ick of his tinder beau and a woman whose vagina is a finger magnet!

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I’m sorry if my boundary is your trigger!

This week, your three favourite boozy babes are talking boundaries.

Annie shares tales of holiday crazies, Laylah talks about wearing a bikini with a dick and the three girls reflect on times they’ve been assaulted…how fun!!!

We also have letters from a listener who needs a dictionary, a girl who makes every man fall in love with her and what may be the most chaotic polyamorous relationship ever.

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Is little green monster still a politically correct term? I mean I don’t wanna offend any Martians.

This week, we discuss jealousy, the insidious, unstoppable emotion that affects us all. Laylah has toxic tales from her youth, Donna talks about her crippling jealousy driving her to compete and Annie dishes on being envious of her former beau.

There are also letters about a monstrous mother, an unfortunate ex-wife and lots more.

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Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya. Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama.

This week, we discuss dooms from our various travels, including two nasty Airbnb scammers!!! What? Now we can't trust the landlords???

We also have submissions from a travel nonfan, a person who wants to break up with their holiday partner and a lovely listener who's scared of going places without their parents. Awwwww.

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Mirror mirror on the wall, why is Annie Queeries small?

Vanity is on the agenda for us today as we deconstruct our ideas about being vain and wonder 'would we be funny if we were never insecure?'

Then we have an update from our friend with a kink konundrum, a fella who's feeling glum about his girls collagen lips and a gal who's so turned on by herself she's worried she's vapid. Well if she's vapid, what does that make Donna...? The answer is also vapid.

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Unlike Rihanna, who extols the virtues of hard labour in her 2016 hit 'Work', here at Doomslayers HQ we are rather more inclined to lead leisurely lives of louche lounging with sporadic fits of wild abandon!

Sadly, sparkling wit and effervescent charm are not legal currency (yet), thus we find ourselves begrudgingly discussing the wretched concept of WORK.

We assist some dear listeners with a post-pizza-party professional faux pas, a love that dare not fax its name and advise on a sex-doll based escape plan from clingy-coworker!

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