Is it the look in your eyes?

Or is it this dancing juice?

Who cares, baby, we think we wanna discuss MARRIAGE with you!

(Please don't sue us Bruno Mars)

Do you vow to join us, the Doomslayers, for our heartfelt analysis of nuptials? We promise to feature doomed proposals with ice cream bars, a wife policing her husband's hand-shandies and a long-lost lesbian ladywife who got hitched in Cali then hit the bricks forever. Till doom do us part!

Now where did we put that pre-nup...

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Ewwwww!

This week, we ruminate on the complex phenomenon of The Ick. That sudden and undeniable wave of revulsion emanating from the viscera which can strike at any moment, in any situation(ship)! 

We bravely recount our crippling cringe at revolting road rage, bothersome barbershop bo-mos and approaching a softie not-so-softly-softly. We tackle some HIGHLY controversial listener quandaries, including a fretful father who thinks stretch marks are a stretch too far and a blind date turned blind drunk!

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Got a black spot on your tongue from telling fibs?

Does you compulsion for untruths disrupt your connection to loved ones?

In this week's episode, we delve into what makes us fudge the truth and how dishonesty impacts our lives. There are tales of false fires, lying ladies of leisure and a witchy school chum. Suspend your disbelief and strap in for this one!

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Do you believe in life after LIFE?

In this week’s episode, we three witches of Beastwick attempt to pray the gay away and wonder about that ol' zephyr in the sky, as we discuss SPIRITUALITY. Join us as we summon spectres and discuss all things (sac)religious & paranormal! 

There are tales of pesterous poltergeists, froggy fever dreams, the murderous Sacred Heart of Jesus, pseudo-psychics, paella and fried goldfish! Together, we navigate our spiritual scantity, debunk divinity and even make contact with Laylah’s fallen member, Horaldo! Dust off your ouija board and pull up a chair for this sexy séance.

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Is there a doctor in the house?!

This week, we invite you to gently lie down in the recovery position as we discuss all things HEALTH. We chat about matriarchal dishwasher disasters, synchronised episodes of acute bowel disease and a positively psychedelic school fainting spell. We also advise three cherished listeners (patients?) on the perils of combining entomology with gym membership, what to do with a dickie tummy when you have the consumption and a shocking case of hysterical hemophobia (that’s hemo!).

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Ding ding ding with the trolley! Hands inside the vessel old chums, we are pulling out of the dock and setting sail on our maiden voyage!

Join us for our societal debut as we discuss the theme of ‘New Beginnings’, taking us on a journey through our own cursed firsts, certified hair ‘don’ts’ and our 2024 innies and outies. We’ll also advise you, our dear listeners, on best practices for burgeoning romance (from three chronically single ladies, perf!), how (not) to make new friends in the workplace and opening inner sanctums (sancti?). Onward, ye slayers of doom!

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