Doomslayers

Jeepers, Jinkies and Zoinks are all noises uttered by Donna Fella during sex, but also when one is afraid.

Today the Doomslayers are taking about fear. Donna talks about her fear of falling, Laylah has a fear of stickers and dear old Annie Queeries has a fear of aging (is someone gonna tell her?)

Dooms this week are include a windy wuss, makeup monsters and urinary tract invasions.

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My first impression was miss Barbara Streisand, and oh how it made my papa laugh.

This week, while Donna and Angelyne have set off for some bonding time, the other Doomslayers chat about first impressions.

Annie and Laylah decide they are great at them, but occasionally a man will think they’re flirting. Annie talks about wearing a wedding dress as a child and Laylah spills the beans on Donna fancying her when they first met.

The dooms include a boy who was broken up with after meeting the parents and a person who’s too scared to charm anyone past the first impression.

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Well folks, it's 11/11 which means it's time to let the sunshine in and make a WISH.

Much like losing an eyelash, or blowing out the candles on a birthday cake, the advent of a symmetrical and palindromic calendar day such as 11/11 presents a unique astrological opportunity to make a wish with a higher likelihood of return on investment than an average day...Or does it??

This week the girls theorize and theologize on the concepts of WISHING and MANIFESTATION.

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You look like you’ve had a little bit too much to drink, toots. Could you possibly be… under the INFLUENCE?

In this episode, our three hydroponic honeys discuss the topic of influence, and given their current situation, it seems they may be a bit susceptible. In the surrounds of the cosy ashram, Annie Queeries discusses her decaying face, Laylah admits to falling victim to woven totes, and Donna divulges her dramaturgical fornications as a strumpet!

We also hear from listeners who’ve been addled by NFT TikTokers, built their own girlfriends and booted bad influences!

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✨THE SECOND COMING IS NOW UPON US✨

The Doomslayers are BACK with a bang(le) and vibrating on a radical new frequency for Season 2 ✌️☮️🌼

We kicked off our rapturous return at our live show in The Workman's, Dublin, where we introduced our exciting new collective, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy & Transfiguration 🙏

In addition to preparing for the apocalypse and assisting our dear listeners in ascending beyond the modern malaise, we are also now strictly obeying the teachings of a charismatic leader who reckons he's the new Messiah!

Blessed be! ✨🙏✨

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In the nail-biting conclusion of the nation’s favourite shock-umentary, Darleen confronts Frank about the contents of his britches. Oh the GOOPMANITY!

The citizens of Curiosa Valley convene at Watusi Way completely uninvited in a conveniently coincidence for a spectacular showdown between Darleen & Pamela Parmentier, and Marshall’s true intentions are revealed to the members of the KKK. How will it all end? Listen to find out!

In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls have masterfully manipulated the very fabric of time and space to bring you an ELECTRIFYING shock-umentary investigating an intergalactic indiscretion of cosmic proportions!

WHILE WE HAVE YOU, Season Two is almost upon us. Submit your Doom now!!!!

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In Part II of My Husband F****d A Martian, things are heating up on Watusi Way.

After causing a commotion with his crash landing, Marshall gears up to make his social debut at the Kuriosa Kountry Klub. Meanwhile, Frank is suspiciously absent, perhaps doing some uphill gardening? It is peach season, after all. And Darleen makes a SHOCKING discovery. Can the Doomslayers save the day? Listen to find out!

In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls have masterfully manipulated the very fabric of time and space to bring you an ELECTRIFYING shock-umentary investigating an intergalactic indiscretion of cosmic proportions!

WHILE WE HAVE YOU, Season Two is almost upon us. Submit your Doom now!!!!

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GADZOOKS! Gird your loins and set your lasers to STUNNED!

The Doomslayers have boldly gone where no podcastress has gone before: 1950's middle-America!

In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls have masterfully manipulated the very fabric of time and space to bring you an ELECTRIFYING shock-umentary investigating an intergalactic indiscretion of cosmic proportions!

In episode 1, we meet our three protagonists; the distraught wife, the defensive husband and the oddly seductive Martian...

WHILE WE HAVE YOU, Season Two is almost upon us. Submit your Doom now!!!!

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We see you’re trying to reach us!

We’re inundated with calls but please enjoy our voicemail. You might even hear some fun moments you recognise.

We’ll be back soon.

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Time to say goodbye! 

We are wrapping up for the season but before we go, we have some doom to share. Laylah talks about getting some gym bros fired, Donna shares her aversion to big lights and Annie is back performing. Bad news for her nipples! 

Our letters include a party gay worried about his reputation, a person who hates every job and an outcry for our opinions on hen parties in gay bars.  

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