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  • Bong's New Plan Audiobook by Tom Hays, Michael Gaddis, John Adkins
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    Title: Bong's New Plan
    Subtitle: Star Base Toad, Adventure 1
    Author: Tom Hays, Michael Gaddis, John Adkins
    Narrator: Third World Repertory Theatre and Kosher Deli
    Format: Original Recording
    Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
    Language: English
    Release date: 06-15-12
    Publisher: Open Book Audio
    Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes
    Genres: Comedy, Satire
    Publisher's Summary:
    Science fiction? Science fact? You decide.
    Six light years from Earth, in the galaxy Croakatoria, exists a planet called Amphibia. Some years ago, engineers in a small recording studio in Oklahoma started receiving signals from this small, distant planet. Not just ordinary radio signals, but messages about the happenings of civilized life forms existing on Amphibia.
    If your imagination will allow you to believe that life exists elsewhere, you can now listen and learn about the strange and exciting life on Amphibia. Follow the exciting misadventures of secret agent Ajax Toad as he battles the evil warlord Wak Et Bong the Merciless. Adventure 1 contains Episodes 1-10.
    Series produced and directed by Tom Hays, featuring the combined ridiculous talents of the Third World Repertory Theatre and Kosher Deli.
    1 hr 2 min
  • Streets of Staccato, Episode 1: 'Stench of the City' Audiobook by Victor Gates, W. Ralph Walters
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    Title: Streets of Staccato, Episode 1: 'Stench of the City'
    Author: Victor Gates, W. Ralph Walters
    Narrator: Elie Hirschman, David Sobkowiak, W. Ralph Walters, Victor Gates
    Format: Original Recording
    Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
    Language: English
    Release date: 05-31-12
    Publisher: Joe Bevilacqua, Waterlogg Productions
    Genres: Comedy, Satire
    Publisher's Summary:
    In the first episode of Victor Gates's hilariously naughty "70's cop show with a modern sense of humor", Sgt. Staccato and his men battle it out with stinky pirates as Father Kelly from Belfast tags along. Craziness ensues as events lead to an epic showdown at Mr. B's Ballroom.
    Credits: Sgt. Staccato - Elie Hirschman; Sgt. Berk - David Sobkowiak; Chief Kilvinski - W. Ralph Walters; Father Kelly - Victor Gates; Officer Chuck - Victor Gates; Officer Ted - W. Ralph Walters; Officer Zombie - Scott Wentworth; Narrator - W. Ralph Walters; Streetwalker - W. Ralph Walters; The Trucker - Mindy Rast; Mr. B - W. Ralph Walters; Cutthroat Carl - Scott Wentworth; Salty Sam - W. Ralph Walters; Skinny Bill - David Sobkowiak; The Barmaid - Elie Hirschman; Bob Wolfenbridgen - Bill Holiweg; Marlea Ledford - Mindy Rast; Guy Kowabunga - W. Ralph Walters; Max Goldman - Victor Gates; Mayor Zimmer - Victor Gates
    Written by Victor Gates and W. Ralph Walters. Additional dialogue by Elie Hirschman and Mindy Rast. Theme music mixed by W. Ralph Walters. Produced and directed by Victor Gates. Distributed by Waterlogg Productions.
    Extras: Staccato's Police Blotter #1: Interview with Ralph Walters, and Staccato's Police Blotter #2: Interview with Elie Hirschman.
    1 hr 9 min
  • Me the People Audiobook by Kevin Bleyer
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    Title: Me the People
    Subtitle: One Man's Selfless Quest to Rewrite the Constitution of the United States of America
    Author: Kevin Bleyer
    Narrator: Kevin Bleyer
    Format: Unabridged
    Length: 12 hrs
    Language: English
    Release date: 05-29-12
    Publisher: Random House Audio
    Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 59 votes
    Genres: Comedy, Satire
    Publisher's Summary:
    Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013
    The United States Constitution promised a "More Perfect Union". Its a shame no one bothered to write a more perfect Constitution - one that didnt trigger more than two centuries of arguments about what the darn thing actually says.
    Until now.
    Perfection is at hand. A new, improved Constitution is here. And you are about to listen to it.
    But first, some historical context: In the 18th century, a lawyer named James Madison gathered his friends in Philadelphia and over four long months, wrote four short pages: the Constitution of the United States of America. Not bad.
    In the 19th century, a president named Abraham Lincoln freed an entire people from the flaws in that Constitution by signing the Emancipation Proclamation. Pretty impressive.
    And in the 20th century, a doctor at the Bethesda Naval Hospital delivered a baby - but not just any baby. Because in the 21st century, that baby would become a man, that man would become a patriot, and that patriot would rescue a country... by single-handedly rewriting that Constitution.
    Why? We think of our Constitution as the painstakingly designed blueprint drawn up by, in Thomas Jeffersons words, an assembly of demigods who laid the foundation for the sturdiest republic ever created. The truth is, it was no blueprint at all but an Etch-A-Sketch, a haphazard series of blunders, shaken clean and redrawn countless times during a summer of petty debates, drunken ramblings, and desperate compromise - as much the product of an assembly of demigods as a confederacy of dunces.
    No wonder George Washington wished it had been made more perfect. No wonder Benjamin Franklin stomached it only with all its faults. The Constitution they wrote is a hot mess. For starters, it doesnt mention slavery, or democracy, or even Facebook; it plays favorites among the states; it has typos, smudges, and misspellings; and its Preamble, its most famous passage, was written by a man with a peg leg. Which, if you think about it, gives our Constitution hardly a leg to stand on.
    [Pause for laughter.]
    Now stop laughing. Because you are about to listen to no mere audiobook, but the most important document of our time. Its creator, Daily Show writer Kevin Bleyer, paid every price, bore every burden, and saved every receipt in his quest to assure the salvation of our nations founding charter. He flew to Greece, the birthplace of democracy. He bused to Philly, the home of independence. He went toe-to-toe (face-to-face) with Scalia. He added nightly confabs with James Madison to his daily consultations with Jon Stewart. He tracked down not one but two John Hancocks - to make his version twice as official. He even read the Constitution of the United States.
    So prepare yourselves, fellow patriots, for the most significant literary event of the 21st, 20th, 19th, and latter part of the 18th centuries. Me the People wont just form a "More Perfect Union". It will save America.
    Critic Reviews:
    I would rather read a constitution written by Kevin Bleyer than by the sharpest minds in the country. (Jon Stewart)
    The Constitution has served us well for centuries. Thanks to Kevin Bleyer, those days are over. (Stephen Colbert)
    Two centuries from now, the finest robot documentarians from around the world will climb over one another to make the definitive film on the genesis of Kevin Bleyers brilliant constitution.
    12 min
  • The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Audiobook by Bobby Henderson
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    Title: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
    Author: Bobby Henderson
    Narrator: Griffin Burns
    Format: Unabridged
    Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
    Language: English
    Release date: 01-09-12
    Publisher: Audible Studios
    Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 138 votes
    Genres: Comedy, Satire
    Publisher's Summary:
    It all began in June 2005 when Bobby Henderson of Oregon wrote an open letter to the Kansas School Board proposing a third alternative to the teaching of evolution and intelligent design in schools. Bobby is a prophet of sorts, the spiritual leader of a growing, world-wide group of followers who worship the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). The FSM appeared to Bobby as a giant ball of spaghetti, with meatballs for eyes, and touched Bobby with "His noodly appendage" - resulting in the revelation that the FSM is the real creator of the universe. The FSM faithful look to Bobby as their prophet and spiritual leader. They call themselves FSMists or "Pastafarians".
    Shortly after Bobby's revelation and his letter to the Kansas School Board, a website (www.venganza.org) came into existence to promote the word. Then came the articles, which were worldwide: The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Guardian (UK), Die Welt (Germany), Surprise (Austria), and many others chimed in to report the existence of the FSM. Bobby received letters of support from academics and Kansas School Board members alike - not to mention a couple million hits per day on the website. Then students began proselytizing across campuses nation-wide, and it was all-too-clear that there needed to be a book to lay out FSM scripture, rites and observances, proofs, and answers to the Big Questions.
    With its loose moral standards, and the offer of a heaven featuring both a stripper factory AND a beer volcano, Pastafarianism will only grow in numbers. And all those people are going to want to listen to this book.
    Members Reviews:
    Very funny
    This book is very enjoyable to listen to and especially if you are atheist very helpful for making points on the failure of religion
    This is religion, not a story.
    There is nothing within that even the staunchest Christian apologist would. It support, if only it was about their invisible friend and not the FSM.
    3 Noodley-Appendages out of Five
    I love the idea of this book. It's definitely original and fun. However the book suffers from some problems related to being a parody of the ridiculous logic creationists use to try to defend their positions. There are sections of long-winded section with ridiculous nonsensical math equations that are decent parody but are parodying something freakin' boring and thus are also pretty boring. The book starts out strong but then all the essays and whatnot starts getting tedious.
    Ramen brother!
    Well it was a bit heavy on the math and science I feel that listening to this while nodding slowly certainly made me look smarter which means that after finishing it I must be smarter. Highly educational and I will probably listen to it repeatedly increasing the enthusiasm of my nodding until I appear to be a super genius.
    Changed my life!
    Have you been touched by his noodley appendage? The FSM is just as plausible as any other god (if not more so!). Give his noodliness a chance.
    Ramen.
    4 hr 18 min
  • The New New Rules Audiobook by Bill Maher
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    Title: The New New Rules
    Subtitle: A Funny Look at How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
    Author: Bill Maher
    Narrator: Bill Maher
    Format: Unabridged
    Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
    Language: English
    Release date: 11-21-11
    Publisher: Penguin Audio
    Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 641 votes
    Genres: Comedy, Satire
    Publisher's Summary:
    From best-selling author and host of HBO's Real Time, Bill Maher's new book of political riffs serves up a savagely funny set of rules for preserving sanity in an insane world.
    A follow-up to the New York Times best-selling New Rules, The New New Rules delivers a series of hilarious, intelligent rants on everything from same-sex marriage to health care, from Republican agendas to celebrity meltdowns, with all the razor-sharp insight that has made Bill Maher one of the most influential comedic voices shaping the political debate today. With another presidential campaign on the horizon and a stellar set of real-life characters to have fun with - "New Rule: If Charlie Sheen's home life means he can't have a TV show, then I say Newt Gingrich can't be president" - this enlightening and important book may be the best thing you pretend to read all year.
    Critic Reviews:
    "Of all the comic commentators, Maher is the gutsiest, boldest, and least inhibited." (The Washington Post)
    Members Reviews:
    Audio isn't the right format for this sort of book
    I want to be clear that my rating on this one isn't a reflection of the book itself - I'm just trying to suggest that you may want to stop and consider (as I should have) if audio is the right format for a book that is almost completely composed of independent 30 second sound bytes each of which starts with the phrase "New Rule!"
    It was just too repetitive to enjoy in this format, which I should have realized if I'd given it more thought ahead of time. I'm sure it's a clever amusing book for people that like Bill Maher, but only if it's in physical form where you can pick it up, read a couple, and put it back down. There's only so many times you can hear "New Rule!" in a three minute period before you realize your judgement was off. Definitely my own fault for not thinking it through.
    New Rules Everyone; New Rules
    A compilation of many of the New Rules segments from his HBO show Real Time. The liberal Commentator and extremely religulous (I probably spelled that wrong) man gives a broad view of rules that need to be enacted; at least for a little while. His attacks combine politics and humor; intentional humor as opposed to the accidental humor exhibited by the politicians and news commentators. Liberals, or anyone who despised the Bush/ Cheaney administration and enjoys the heretical joy of piercing the sanctimony of organized religion will enjoy this one.
    For those of you who practice religion on a regular basis or support conservative politics if you don't already know Bill Maher trust me you'll hate it and probably him.
    Easy to get offended but what the hell...
    First of all if the "F" word or any mention of sexual body parts offends you, this isn't the book for you but if you want to think of our county in a new light, give this book a try. Not only are his "rules" good advice to live by, his essays give unique ways at looking at what is presented to us on a platter in the evening news. It's worth being offended to be prodded to think.
    Great Material But A Little Hard To Listen To.
    Any additional comments?
    Despite the fact that the majority of the material in this book is hilarious, it is almost impossible to listen to this book for more than 20 minutes at a time.
    4 hr 47 min
  • If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F--k Up? Audiobook by Marcy Roznick
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    Title: If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F--k Up?
    Subtitle: A Parody for Adults
    Author: Marcy Roznick
    Narrator: Bobcat Goldthwait
    Format: Unabridged
    Length: 2 mins
    Language: English
    Release date: 10-25-11
    Publisher: Macmillan Audio
    Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 126 votes
    Genres: Comedy, Satire
    Publisher's Summary:
    Before they Go the F**k to Sleep, they need to Shut the F**k Up. If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the f**k up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moments peace.
    What really happens when you give in to your childs tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.
    Members Reviews:
    Did any of the previous reviewers ACTUALLY LISTEN?
    First of all, you GOTTA be kidding me! An average of only 2.5-to-3.0 stars???
    Really, Nation???
    This is a PARODY of "Go The F**k To Sleep," which was originally narrated by the only voice on the planet which could have possibly narrated "Go The F**k To Sleep"... Samuel L. Jackson.
    And now the resultant "Go The F**k To Sleep" PARODY, "If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F--k Up?: A Parody for Adults," was, likewise, narrated by the only voice on the planet which could have possibly narrated "If You Give A Kid A Cookie, Will He Shut the F--k Up?"... Bobcat Goldthwait!
    What kind of narrator were people honestly expecting to read this book aloud to them? Stefan Rudnicki?????
    As for the vapid criticism of Mr. Goldthwait's narration performance, are any of the previous reviewers who specifically cited Mr. Goldthwait's narration skills, actually FAMILIAR with Mr. Goldthwait's comedic talents and his unique sense of timing a line for maximum effect?
    I can understand that a few folks who are tight with a buck might be a little bummed that they had to pay $0.93 (if they missed the free for a day gift from Audible) for only 2 minutes of material. Oh, well...
    As for myself, I feel that Marcy Roznick wrote a GREAT little parody and that Macmillan Audio gets bonus points for actually having taken the time to properly voice this short gem by hiring Mr. Goldthwait.
    Kudos all around for a rare, comedic gem!
    Totally worth it
    The perfect narrator for a hilarious book for parents. Sure to be in my Rotation permanently. Bob Golthwait is PEFECT for the story.
    It was okay for what it was
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
    I am familiar with the If You Give a Kid a Cookie books and this was my first Audible purchase. I mostly just wanted to see how the program worked. The sound is good, but the text came on a little strong for my taste. I don't know if its only the text or the combinationn of text and voice of Bobcat Goldthwait. So, it's over the top (IMHO) for the text, but mild for Goldthwait.
    Reminds me of my ex husband
    I believe the story was loosely based on actual incident that my ex husband has done. I am the ex wife that handed him divorce papers as I bailed him out. Bobcat did an excellent job narrating this incident and its full glorious splendor. A great bedtime story for children that can serve as a warning for what may happen. So never snitch on your Pops kids.
    lol
    A little short but what do you expect for about a buck.
    Still I thought it was funny.
    2 min
  • God, No! Audiobook by Penn Jillette
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    Title: God, No!
    Subtitle: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales
    Author: Penn Jillette
    Narrator: Penn Jillette
    Format: Unabridged
    Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
    Language: English
    Release date: 08-16-11
    Publisher: Brilliance Audio
    Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 2700 votes
    Genres: Comedy, Satire
    Publisher's Summary:
    From the larger, louder half of the world-famous magic duo Penn & Teller comes a scathingly funny reinterpretation of The Ten Commandments. They are The Penn Commandments, and they reveal one outrageous and opinionated atheists experience in the world.
    In this rollicking yet honest account of a godless existence, Penn takes readers on a roller coaster of exploration and flips conventional religious wisdom on its ear to reveal that doubt, skepticism, and wonder - all signs of a general feeling of disbelief - are to be celebrated and cherished, rather than suppressed. And he tells some pretty damn funny stories along the way.
    From performing blockbuster shows on the Vegas Strip to the adventures of fatherhood, from an ongoing dialogue with proselytizers of the Christian Right to the joys of sex while scuba diving, Jillettes self-created Decalogue invites his listeners on a journey of discovery that is equal parts wise and wisecracking.
    Editorial Reviews:
    Whether you love him or hate him, Penn Jillette's latest polarizing projects are always of interest to many. In this reliably wise-cracking collection of essays, the ex-carny turned millionaire magician continues his life-long ambition to keep calling it like he sees it, and he sees no god. There are several tidbits of straightforward philosophizing and even proselytizing on atheism as the choice of reasonably doubting people, but Jillette's giant personality frequently looms larger than rational argument, heading unpredictably but continuously into the territory he knows best, which is show biz. Ultimately, the book is a compendium of anecdotes tied together by the ideas of faith, trust, and belief, concepts that Jillette better understands through work and family than he does through any religion.
    Nobody else could narrate this book, as Jillette's radio-ready and television-tried nasal rasp is too well known and too much fun. He is in fine form here with some of his best rants, and listeners will immediately judge him as honest, however else they judge him. Jillette earnestly recounts the deaths of his father and sister, pirouetting seamlessly between such sad stories and the more ridiculous moments of his life in Las Vegas. These include deflowering an ex-Kosher Jew with a double bacon cheeseburger, accidentally burning his genitalia on a hair dryer at an ex-girlfriend's in the middle of the night, and tossing his cookies while in zero gravity with Billy Gibbons. True to form, fast-talking Jillette doesn't leave much room for listeners to connect the dots between these tales and godlessness, but that's actually part of what makes them so magical.
    Though this book is unlikely to convert to atheism anyone who isn't halfway there already, Penn Jillette's charisma certainly shines through. Surprisingly sagacious and genuinely inquisitive, this listen is guaranteed to both enlighten and enliven. And if it doesn't accomplish either of those noble goals, at least you'll have more than met your monthly quota for gratuitous curse words. Megan Volpert
    Members Reviews:
    More memoir than theology
    It's been a while since I finished this book. I've delayed on the review because I've been busy and I didn't really know what to say.
    7 hr 23 min
  • Main Street Audiobook by Sinclair Lewis
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    Title: Main Street
    Author: Sinclair Lewis
    Narrator: Lloyd James
    Format: Unabridged
    Length: 18 hrs and 48 mins
    Language: English
    Release date: 12-28-10
    Publisher: Tantor Audio
    Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 27 votes
    Genres: Comedy, Satire
    Publisher's Summary:
    This famous satire of life on Main Street, Gopher Prairie, mirrors with devastating honesty life on Main Streets from Albany to San Diego.
    Members Reviews:
    Book is great, narration is awful.
    I read Main Street years ago and thought it was time to reacquaint myself with the story. The book is great, but this narrator was awful. No subtlety, weird and inconsistent accents, makes Carol sound like a helpless sap, and pronounces the name Bea, bee-ah. Just terrible. I ended up buying another version because I couldn't stand it.
    Lost on me
    This book wasnt for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?
    I have no idea,as I didn't even understand what it was about in the first place.
    What was most disappointing about Sinclair Lewiss story?
    Everything.Especially not knowing what year it was set in.
    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Lloyd James?
    It would not matter.
    What character would you cut from Main Street?
    All of them.
    Any additional comments?
    No.
    18 hr 48 min
  • Rules for Radical Conservatives Audiobook by David Kahane
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    Title: Rules for Radical Conservatives
    Subtitle: Beating the Left at Its Own Game to Take Back America
    Author: David Kahane
    Narrator: John Allen Nelson
    Format: Unabridged
    Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
    Language: English
    Release date: 10-07-10
    Publisher: Tantor Audio
    Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 98 votes
    Genres: Comedy, Satire
    Publisher's Summary:
    The vast right wing conspiracy has found its General Patton, and his name is David Kahane. Kahane's pseudonymous, satiric column for National Review Online, lampooning the Left via his Hollywood-radical persona - Stephen Colbert's liberal doppelganger - is must-listening for political aficionados of all stripes.
    Now, from the inside, Kahane proudly exposes the secret and not-so-secret winning strategies (and vulnerabilities) of the Left and gives desperate conservatives a roadmap to victory, in a take-no-prisoners manual modeled after Alinsky's Rules for Radicals, C. S. Lewis' The Screwtape Letters, Machiavelli's Prince, and, of course, the Chicago Way.
    Members Reviews:
    Excellent description of the political battlefield
    What made the experience of listening to Rules for Radical Conservatives the most enjoyable?
    I really had never heard anything like this before. This man analyzed the parts of the political debate and how the left has succeeded in mastering the process. The right has simply showed up to the game and thought since they obviously had the best ideas they would win. The author shows that having the right ideas is not enough since most of the people who vote can not articulate a rational reason for their choice. Something else motivates them to vote, and the author shows us some of the tactics that need to be used.
    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
    You could listen to this book in a sitting, I listened to it on the road in my truck.
    Disappointed
    Would you try another book from David Kahane and/or John Allen Nelson?
    I was looking for a book that would provide insight into dealing with left wing ideologues. I was hoping to find a book that countered Saul Olinkys Rule for Radicals. This was not it.
    Would you ever listen to anything by David Kahane again?
    I wouldn't be likely to consider buying another book from this author.
    You didnt love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
    I found no useful information coming from this book
    Meh
    I tried 4 times over a period of years to get through this book. I don't find the humor or anything to keep me interested.
    Intrigued
    Important for readers to understand this Presidential Election Cycle. George Soros determined to take America to the ONE WORLD ORDER! Hillary will follow Obama in this effort. She is a Saul Alinski follower.
    WOW!
    Ok we need to make this book a have to read for all those sheep who close there eyes and blindly follow there destroyers off the side of the cliff to Americas and there own deaths.
    9 hr 49 min
  • Don't Vote - It Just Encourages the Bastards Audiobook by P. J. O'Rourke
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    Title: Don't Vote - It Just Encourages the Bastards
    Author: P. J. O'Rourke
    Narrator: Christopher Lane
    Format: Unabridged
    Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
    Language: English
    Release date: 09-23-10
    Publisher: Brilliance Audio
    Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 103 votes
    Genres: Comedy, Satire
    Publisher's Summary:
    In Don't Vote - It Just Encourages the Bastards, best-selling humorist P. J. ORourke, whose On the Wealth of Nations, about the foundations of economic,s has been published in 18 languages, delivers a hilarious theory of politics.
    Americas most subversive conservative, ORourke describes government as a devils bargain between power, freedom, and responsibility, and goes on to hilariously skewer the politicians who have bargained with us to consolidate power, and the many mini-bargains and evasions that citizens have made with the consequences of their choices.
    P. J. O'Rourke begins with a party game that comes to us from late-night giggle sessions in all-girls boarding schools: Kill, F@#%, Marry. Pick three men - or, in ORourkes version, three political ideologies, i.e., Democrat, Republican, and Independents (a.k.a. Confused). Then you have to choose which to terminate with extreme prejudice, which to go for a roll in the hay with, and which to settle down with permanently for a boring life in the suburbs. This astute tool of political analysis works on the parts of government as well as on the political thinking that led to those parts: Kill the Department of Education, screw Social Security, and marry the Armed Forces. The same for political policies: Screw the bailout, marry a balanced budget, and national health care kills you.
    ORourke explores the basis of our democracy - the aforementioned power, freedom, and responsibility, a.k.a. the Kill, F@#%, Marry of liberty and self-rule. ORourke favors - reluctantly, he admits - responsibility. From the woes of nation-building to the woes of letting politicians rebuild the automobile industry, no irresponsibility of Americas political establishment is spared. Why, he asks, was the health care reform debate framed in terms of health insurance? ("When your house is on fire, do you call Allstate or 911?") Listen to P. J. ORourke on the pathetic nature of politics and laugh through your tears or, what the hell - just laugh.
    Members Reviews:
    Would be much funnier with a different narrator
    Would you try another book from P. J. O'Rourke and/or Christopher Lane?
    No. I don't think Christopher Lane has the right tone to deliver what O'Rourke writes.
    What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?
    O'Rourke has very witty comments about the political system. The chapter about freedom was a bit too long.
    How could the performance have been better?
    It could have been miles better.
    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Don't Vote - It Just Encourages the Bastards?
    I wouldn't cut it, just make sure that he narration has the same tone as the book.
    Amusement for political nuts
    This book is very amusing, but filled with interesting information. I finished this in two days so it's very easy to get through and not boring at any level. Probably not the best O'Rourke book, but it's still worth having. I will say that O'Rourke is getting both bitter & better in age. Try it, you'll like it.
    Meh
    I am a long time fan of PJ's and even socialized with him once in Hong Kong. I have read all his past works and have often found myself in philosophical agreement. In this work PJ follows on much of the same Cato-esque philosophy, pointing it toward modern events.
    7 hr 53 min

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