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Title: The Woulda Coulda Shoulda Guide to Canadian Inventions
Author: Red Green
Narrator: David T. Smith, Red Green
Format: Unabridged
Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
Language: English
Release date: 10-18-17
Publisher: Penguin Random House Canada
Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 8 votes
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
One of Canada's greatest inventors appraises his peers, with mixed results.
The author of How to Do Everything and Red Green's Beginner's Guide to Women has never been afraid to take on jobs doomed to failure. This latest project is perhaps the nearest he has come to a triumph. In The Woulda Coulda Shoulda Guide to Canadian Inventions, Red surveys, analyzes, critiques, and in some cases tells you how to re-create at home the best Canadian inventions, from the Wonderbra to the hard-cup jockstrap, by way of insulin, the walkie-talkie, synchronized swimming, and more world-changing innovations than you can wave a Canadarm at.
And speaking of the Canadarm, Red shows how by simply combining common household items such as a cordless drill, a metal tape measure, a broomstick, ice tongs, a bungee cord, a fishing reel, and, of course, the handyman's secret weapon - duct tape - you will in no time at all be lifting oranges out of the fruit bowl like a trained astronaut. Elsewhere, Red explains definitively the difference between the alkaline battery and Al Kaline, who played right field for the Detroit Tigers. And he reveals how Lodge Member Dennis Holmsworth's test run of magnetic shoes along the underside of the Mercury Creek Railway Bridge literally came undone as a result of poor lace-tying skills.
A rallying call to handymen and handywomen everywhere to aim high, and however badly you might miss, this book is a reminder that you are not alone.
Red Green's motto: Quando omni flunkus moritati (when all else fails, play dead).
Members Reviews:
Entertaining book, good read
Entertaining book, good read.
Amusing and insightful like all Red Green books and videos.
Five Stars
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Four Stars
Interesting Read!!
Still keeping his stick on the ice....
I only just discovered Red Green, aka Steve Smith, in the last year. Many nights of binge watching The Red Green Show reruns have turned me into a fan of Red's irreverent humor.
The Woulda Coulda Shoulda Guide to Canadian Inventions is the first Red Green book I have read but it is pretty much what any fan would expect from the guy who turned "the handyman's secret weapon" and "keep your stick on the ice" into common vernacular.
Red's dry but intelligent sense of humor translates well on the page. In this book, Red details some of the more noted inventions by Canadians. Except that in true Red Green style, sometimes he doesn't.
As Red says in the forward, the book "is a bit of a puzzle. It's not all fact but it's not all fiction either. Many of the inventions featured here are bona fide, authenticated and factually based inventions."
But he adds that others come from rumors and urban myths. He subtly distinguishes the real inventions in a certain way but leaves it to the reader to figure that out.
This is a fun book to read and perfect for anyone who is a fan of Red Green.
I'm not sure it works unless you have seen the show and understand Red's timing and sense of humor.
Of course there is always The Red Green channel on YouTube if you need to get caught up...
Canadians are weird
Dougie Franklin said " Canadians are weird...."