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Title: The Raw Vegan Bible

Subtitle: Detoxify Your Body and Achieve a Higher Level of Consciousness with Raw Vegan Foods!

Author: Dr. David "Greens" Conner

Narrator: Matt Stone

Format: Unabridged

Length: 22 mins

Language: English

Release date: 11-04-15

Publisher: Archangel Ink

Ratings: 2 of 5 out of 19 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Perfect Skin. Perfect Health. Perfect Life.

It's a proven fact that people who eat a raw vegan diet live longer, never age, and make approximately a million dollars or more each year (eat more greens, make more green). Now you, too, can learn the secrets of the perfect human diet in The Raw Vegan Bible by esteemed author (and super cool musician), Dr. David "Greens" Connor. Learn why enzymes are the key to increasing vitality and raising your Kundalini energy. Discover the secrets of superfoods and begin to have super poop (yes, it's true, you'll even get more comfortable with your poop after listening to this audiobook!).

SAD is Sad

The Standard American Diet is killing us all, as evidenced by the death of the author's elderly grandfather. If only he had known to eat a 100 percent raw vegan diet, he could have lived forever. So which will you choose? Chicken nuggets and cancer or kale and perfect health? The choice here should be obvious, but if it's not yet clear, "Greens" gives some excellent examples in the book of people who have healed from all sorts of unpleasant diseases by just eating raw.

Zebras Don't Cook and Neither Should You

Ever wonder why wild animals never get degenerative diseases? It's because they don't have stoves! Our hands were designed to pluck fruit off of trees, not to hold a spatula. Get back to nature and discover the glowing abundance available to you when you eschew all of the food all of the people around you are eating. (I mean, come on, you don't really want to look like them, do you?) The Raw Vegan Bible will teach you the way of perfect health, so you can be in alignment with all the other species on the planet. No more fire for you, you caveman. Humans have evolved.

Members Reviews:

Worthless. This book just makes fun of the vegan lifestyle.

The whole point of this book is to make fun of anyone who honestly wants to learn about this diet. It's a waste of money and time. I also found it was offensive.

It was a hoax! I wasted my money! No disclaimer!

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

If it were a real, genuine book.

What did you like best about this story?

Have to give him an S for SARCASM.

Any additional comments?

There needs to be a disclaimer on hoax type books like this so that people don't waste their money thinking it's a normal book. It was a 15 minute long sarcastic joke. A bit upset that I wasted my time and money on this.

this book was not good at all

waist of a credit I'm glad I didn't spend money on the item. wish I could bet my credit back.

What the Heck?

What disappointed you about The Raw Vegan Bible?

It was a waste of a Audible Credit.

Has The Raw Vegan Bible turned you off from other books in this genre?

Not Vegan...but yes, if it's false satire.

How could the performance have been better?

The reader (Matt Stone) was fine, the content was a waste of time

If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from The Raw Vegan Bible?

I'd change the title. It was misleading

Any additional comments?

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. My bad for looking only at the title and thinking it was a Vegan Book; A book that could help me learn how to implement a Vegan lifestyle to improve my health.

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Title: How to Be Right

Subtitle: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

Author: Greg Gutfeld

Narrator: Steve Kramer

Format: Unabridged

Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins

Language: English

Release date: 10-27-15

Publisher: Random House Audio

Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 324 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

It's not enough to be right these days - especially when you're not left.

To survive, the right must learn how to express nonliberal principles as effectively as possible and persuade others of their point of view. It is an art that demands patience, research, humor, understanding, creative thinking, learning from your opponent, and even mimicking their tactics.

In How to Be Right: the Art of Being Persuasively Correct, Gutfeld reveals the strategies that have helped him keep a steady job for almost three decades. From "Discard Your Outrage" and "Outcompassion Them" to "Find the Right's Obama" and "Use your Mom", Gutfeld gives listeners the tools they'll need to argue, influence, and convince their friends, family, and foes throughout the 2016 election cycle.

Members Reviews:

Another great book

In a world where communicating ideas has been reduced to 120 characters or less, this book reminds us to be informed, not be too serious, and not be afraid to engage a liberal.

Not narrated by Greg

Great book but to me it loses a certain connection when it is not read by the author. Especially when someone like Greg has a unique voice and would have added to all of the sarcasm in the book. It's just not the same when a random narrator reads his sarcastic points with no real connection...the narrator probably doesn't even know who Greg is.

Where's Greg?

I love the book, but it is frustrating & disappointing when media members that speak for a living can't deliver the narration for their own book! Greg did for his earlier book, but not the last two.

this guy is awesome

I seldom if ever listen to nonfiction it bores me to death but this was funny, entertaining and I actually learned a lot especially why I don't like liberals.

I prefer to hear Greg read his own books.

Narrator is ok but no one pulls off Greg's humorous lines better than Greg, himself. A writer's work should be presented in the most favorable manner. Greg's personality, speaking style and idiosyncratic charms are a strong component to the voice he creates in his work. His books would benefit greatly if he read them himself.

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Title: The Watergate Rhymes: The Entire Watergate Story

Author: Lee G. Lovett

Narrator: Lee G. Lovett

Format: Unabridged

Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins

Language: English

Release date: 09-18-15

Publisher: JaxonGlobal Publishing, Inc.

Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 5 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The Watergate Rhymes aims to educate, reflect, and learn from that consumptive scandal, while using satire to see the humor in the human frailties of that maligned administration - and in ourselves, all with the perspective and understanding that only precious time enables. This audiobook is truly humorous, and it refreshes memories or creates a new landscape for the historical time traveler. This is a great book for History and English classes of all levels.

Members Reviews:

History and Humor-A Great Combination!

Would you listen to The Watergate Rhymes: The Entire Watergate Story again? Why?

Yes. I LOVED the poetic narratives - so interesting, educational and "pleasant" to the ears. I could listen to this several times because I would pick up additional facts, previously missed, with each listening. There is so much information there.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Watergate Rhymes: The Entire Watergate Story?

I really enjoyed "Protesting Too Much." It is so like politications, of all eras, to deny, deny, deny - when confronted with indefensible truths. We're seeing this in today's Presidential campaign for the 2017 election. Lee does a wonderful satirical job of describing Nixon's incessant claims to innocence - funny stuff.

Which character as performed by Lee G. Lovett was your favorite?

I enjoyed Lee's portrayal of John Dean and Gordon Liddy. Accomplished, serious and respected characters in their day - Lee does a wonderful job in bringing out the humor of their shenanigans.

Whats the most interesting tidbit youve picked up from this book?

Honestly, I had no idea that 48 people served prison time due to Watergate. That was astonishing to me and really drove home the number of co-inspirators involved in this bungled burglary.

Any additional comments?

The Watergate Rhymes is a one-of-a-kind book. The blend of history, humor, poetry and nostalgia is truly wonderful - and especially in audible format. Lee's use of poetic satire was truly meant for the listener, even more than for the reader. I recommend the book, but I enjoyed the audible version even more!

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Title: You're Making Me Hate You

Subtitle: A Cantankerous Look at the Common Misconception That Humans Have Any Common Sense Left

Author: Corey Taylor

Narrator: Corey Taylor

Format: Unabridged

Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins

Language: English

Release date: 08-31-15

Publisher: Tantor Audio

Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 573 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

In the tradition of the late, great George Carlin, Corey Taylor, the lead singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour, sounds off in hilarious fashion about the many vagaries of modern life that piss him off. Whether it's people's rude behavior in restaurants and malls, the many indignities of air travel, eye-searingly terrible fashion choices, dangerously clueless drivers, and - most of all - the sorry state of much modern music, Taylor's humor and insight cover civil society's seeming decline, sparing no one along the way, least of all himself. Holding nothing back and delivered in Taylor's inimitable voice, You're Making Me Hate You is a cathartic critique of the strange world in which we find ourselves.

Members Reviews:

fun and thought provoking

Corey's voice is the best thing ever to listen to, but this book was funny, well written and thought provoking! I love it and I love his reading style....he's very animated which makes it even funner!

I really like the author.

I truly enjoyed seven deadly sins and it made me want to read this book. I really like Corey Taylor's writing style and his voice. The recording was good however there were multiple audio errors where edits were needed! It was Reading this book makes me want to go back and read seven deadly sins because it was written so well and with a great structure. Again, I really like Corey Taylor this book just didn't go anywhere.

Addictive Punishment...lol

Hilariously insightful and well read by "The Great Big Mouth" himself. Makes you think about the frivolous shit we care too much about in today's "civilized" world.

insightful

Corey Taylor, entertaining and very well thought out. if you even liked any of his last books. you will definitely enjoy this one.

Corey Taylor is AWESOME

this book is hilarious and well written in my opinion. i love the audible version

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Title: Gym Etiquette: 25 Things You Shouldn't Do in the Gym That No One Tells You About

Author: Dale L. Roberts

Narrator: Yinan Shentu

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 3 mins

Language: English

Release date: 08-27-15

Publisher: One Jacked Monkey, LLC

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Seriously, how many times have you entered the gym only to leave frustrated because of meatheads, stinkpots, and glorified prostitutes?

Gym Etiquette: 25 Things You Shouldn't Do in the Gym That No One Tells You About covers what a lot of gym patrons have been thinking, such as:

Common sense isn't always common practice. To help preserve the integrity of your workouts, safety, and personal space, this unwritten code of gym etiquette exists. In Gym Etiquette: 25 Things You Shouldn't Do In The Gym That No One Tells You About, personal trainer and author Dale L. Roberts points out the glaring issues and states what many hardcore fitness enthusiasts and truly dedicated people say, think, and feel about gym etiquette.

Members Reviews:

Fun read

I found this a fun read. I work out alone, at home, so most of these things don't apply. However, I remember working out at various places, and running in to many of the people who violate these rules. And knowing that I have to occasionally go to public gyms, it is a good reminder to me for those times. I know I have some habits that would not be good in a public gym -- so I have to remind myself when I go to them. BTW some of those are military gyms, which tend to be more intense than some of the other ones that I have had to go to when travelling.

Excellent book. I've seen some gym rats commit some ...

Excellent book. I've seen some gym rats commit some of the thoughtless indiscretions cited by the author. Most annoying are the macho men who feel that they must grunt to high heaven when they are weightlifting. I used to wonder if it was done simply to get attention. This book should be read by everyone who frequents a gym.

Great for beginners!

What a great book for a newbie like me! I feel much more prepared for this new journey. The gym had always been intimidating for me, but now I think I can at least avoid some rookie mistakes. Thank you!

Common Sense Gym Behavior

Short book, getting quickly to the point. Very basic stuff--if you don't know this material, then you should. But most people with common sense will know this stuff already.

Five Stars

Very informative with a twist of humor.

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Title: All by Myself: A Humorous Guide to Navigating the World When You're Single

Author: Christel Price

Narrator: Christel Price

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 18 mins

Language: English

Release date: 08-20-15

Publisher: Christel Price

Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 7 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Are you single?

All by Myself is an honest, light-hearted take on surviving the single years of your life. There are lots of things to navigate when you're one half of a non-existent couple:

So many questions! All by Myself answers these hard questions, and many more on how to navigate the world when you're single. It's a humorous and refreshing guide for single girls.

Members Reviews:

highly recommended

loved it...humorous and intuitive. ..would definitely recommend to anyone feeling bad about being single.

Teenage wisdom

Not so much humorous as stating the clichés that go with desperately obsessing about not being part of a stereotypical couple.

Nothing about the many positives of a single life and too much like the half baked tweeny thoughts of a gap year student backpacking on daddy's credit card.

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Title: Ninjas for Beginners: 10 Days to Becoming a Ninja

Subtitle: How to Drop Everything You Are Doing and Become a Ninja

Author: Mike Fury

Narrator: Jimmie Moreland

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 14 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-29-15

Publisher: Mike Fury

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 4 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Ninjas are the epitome of cool awesomeness. Most of us have wanted to become ninjas all of our lives!

In all actuality, we all have been training to be ninjas since we were kids. Whether you were silently stealing cookies from the kitchen or sneaking out of your bedroom to meet friends, you were unknowingly training to be a super awesome ninja! If you have a problem, you can learn how to take care of it by actually becoming a real-life ninja. Take those skills you honed from childhood and apply them toward becoming a ninja. Is your brother-in-law a bullying meathead? Is your supervisor a deluxe bullying meathead, filled to the brim with protein powder? Would you like to slip away from your desk undetected for a longer lunch break? You can do that right now. Seize the day and learn to be a ninja!

Do you think you are too old? Pishposh, you're never too old! With this book, you can learn all of the secrets of the ninja. After you hear this book, you will be a certified ninja with all of the skills and training you will need to apply sneezing powder to you meathead supervisor's keyboard, undetected. You can then sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

With this book, you too can learn too can learn to be a super badass, awesome sauce ninja in just five easy-to-understand chapters:

Members Reviews:

Awesom

The most real application based ninja book I've read with actual instructions on how to make smoke bombs and other nifty tips

Highly recommend this book!

This is a great book on how to be a ninja in 10 days, and 5 steps total. The author does a really good job explaining it all, this isnt a super short read but a really good explanation in all the different aspects of ninjas. My favorite chapter was by far the history of ninjas :)

Ninjas for beginners

It was good, but it could have used more towards the end. Definitely recommended! Do you have any suggestions how to train better?

ninjas are cool

If you have ever wondered how ninjas act and how they gain their honor then you can't go wrong with ninjas for beginners. A fun read

Three Stars

Better quality needed and a hard cover also

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Title: Uninhibited

Subtitle: Scott Walker Rises to the Capitol and Brings a State to Its Knees

Author: Anonymous Satirist

Narrator: Carl A. Feldman Jr.

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 6 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-19-15

Publisher: Locust and Honey Productions

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Many Wisconsin voters glossed over Scott Walker's first book, Unintimidated. They wanted more insight into what made him tick on a political level.

For the first time, listeners are offered a sequel to his previous book, as the governor explains how he made the transition from being unintimidated to being uninhibited.

As the very tight governor's race grabs headlines in Wisconsin, it's important for voters to know why he is running again and what sort of competition Mary Burke can expect in November 2014.

Members Reviews:

Parody follow up of Walker's Magnus um Opus choke

Would you listen to Uninhibited again? Why?

Probably not. Scott Walker is Sarah Palin without breasts. He's scary. Just not interesting despite what he thinks of himself.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Tough one... I guess Mary Burke.

Which scene was your favorite?

Footnote Twenty.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

"I won't be going to the RNC... either."

Any additional comments?

Thanks for the listen, short with a few grins. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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Hilarious Spoof of Scott Walker.

What made the experience of listening to Uninhibited the most enjoyable?

Carl A. Feldman Jr. is incredibly funny. He performed this perfectly.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Uninhibited?

The Governor's attempt to over-haul the fully funded, model pension program in Wisconsin.

What does Carl A. Feldman Jr. bring to the story that you wouldnt experience if you just read the book?

He could make the driest text entertaining. He is hilarious.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

This is a laugh fest.

Any additional comments?

This is a spoof of "UnIntimidated." It is a comical look at the Governor's record in Wisconsin from his college days to his survival of the recall election. It includes chapters on breaking the teachers' union, the retirement system, corporate welfare and more. It is absolutely hilarious.

Politics

Any additional comments?

I didn't mind this book, as it had some entertaining parts and it was short, but I was hoping for less politics and more satire. A man can dream I guess.

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Title: Gumption

Subtitle: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers

Author: Nick Offerman

Narrator: Nick Offerman

Format: Unabridged

Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins

Language: English

Release date: 05-26-15

Publisher: Penguin Audio

Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 3068 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The star of Parks and Recreation and author of the New York Times best seller Paddle Your Own Canoe returns with a second book that humorously highlights 21 figures from our nation's history, from her inception to present day - Nick's personal pantheon of "great Americans".

To millions of people, Nick Offerman is America. Both Nick and his character, Ron Swanson, are known for their humor and patriotism in equal measure.

After the great success of his autobiography Paddle Your Own Canoe, Offerman now focuses on the lives of those who inspired him. From George Washington to Willie Nelson, he describes 21 heroic figures and why they inspire in him such great meaning. He'll combine both serious history with light-hearted humor - comparing, say, George Washington's wooden teeth to his own experience as a woodworker. The subject matter will also allow Offerman to expound upon his favorite topics, which listeners love to hear - areas such as religion, politics, woodworking and handcrafting, agriculture, creativity, philosophy, fashion, and, of course, meat.

Members Reviews:

Entertaining, but Offerman loses his way

Gumption is humorous. Not uproarious nor silly, neither cerebral nor aloof, the book is exactly what you'd expect from a self-aware, but decidedly out of touch celebrity.

Offerman is an entertaining writer, but he struggles to balance the character he has created for himself and the man behind his mask. In speaking of his character, I'm not referring to Ron Swanson, his famous alter-ego from "Parks & Recreation." Offerman has carefully crafted a character he portrays in public for television interviews and public appearances; he's a rugged individualist who prides himself on labor, craftsmanship and (somehow related) independent thought. He lauds such attributes in characters from America's past and some of his contemporaries.

It is when he gets to contemporary figures where he loses the plot. I love Conan O'Brien and find him to be a quite humorous man; I likewise think Wilco is brilliant. I can't, however, imagine a scenario where there accomplishments would be stacked up against America's "gutsiest troublemakers" like George Washington, Benjamin Franklin James Madison and Elenor Roosevelt. The gravitas of the opening chapters so greatly overshadows the relative lightweights of the closing cast of characters as to render the overall point of the book almost nullified. Too bad. It starts great, but ends weak.

Inspirational

I am big fan of Nick Offerman and his works. Even more so now. I am not much of a reader, mainly because I find myself dozing off after a page or two of any book, so audio is definitely my favorite option. The author's voice is very pleasant I must say. -Nick, if things don't work out with Mr. Tweedy, I would gladly take his place. haha. However, I am also a heterosexual and married to and outstanding woman whom I still sometimes don't understand how I managed to land- While I cannot say I agree with 100% of his political views, I respect and can understand his opinions. And as I've learned, I feel the author would nod in approval.

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Title: I, Humpty

Author: Eric C. Wilder

Narrator: Bridget Fitzgerald

Format: Unabridged

Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins

Language: English

Release date: 10-20-14

Publisher: Eric C. Wilder

Ratings: 2 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

I, Humpty is a collection of mock-tabloid satire marrying the reality of everyday life with popular elements from fairytales, folklore, and nursery rhymes. Rejoice with the Beast as Belle grants him permission to convert the den into a man-cave. Learn why the third little pig grows weary of his live-in brothers. Follow the courtroom drama of Rumpelstiltskin's indictment in the Straw-To-Gold Scandal. I, Humpty covers all of these stories and more.

Members Reviews:

Wasn't for me, but ...

I have given this a very low rating, but I want to be fair. I dont think the content was poorly done and I think the author achieved what s/he intended, I just didnt find it funny.

This is a collection of mostly unconnected short stories written in the style of tabloid articles where the subjects are various characters from folklore. Things like Cinderella gets google glasses and accidently calls her step mother or the Beat and Bell get into a fight over his behavior.

Each story is about 3-5 minutes long and basically works like setup a slightly odd situation include a fairy tale character, play it out and use sensationalized language.

It didnt connect with me, I got about half way through and just turned it off. However, I could see people liking it who also like people magazine and similar celeb gossip mags. It did a technically good job of satirizing the writing style and topic selection of such publications.