Duck Call Room

John Crist joins Willie Robertson and Uncle Si for what turns into a roast of John’s Mennonite background, homeschool education, and large family. The guys swap their most awkward fan encounter stories, and John gets Willie to admit to a few intrusive thoughts he didn’t even realize he had. John shares the biggest comedy fail of his career, Si discovers he may be in possession of Willie Nelson’s autograph, and Willie confesses to a Topgolf prank that caused chaos in real time.

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Uncle Si and the boys get honest about the bullies they faced growing up, from schoolyard shakedowns to the moments they finally learned to stand their ground. John-David shares the blunt advice his dad gave him as a kid about how to deal with bullying, and Martin can’t wait to give a young first-time dad some parenting tips. Phillip reveals more of Si’s nighttime habits than Si might be comfortable with, and everyone is shocked to hear the news of Willie’s oddball pajama situation. 

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Justin Martin’s wife, Brittany, accidentally ends up with an arrest warrant after one tiny paperwork mix-up. Phillip outs Uncle Si for rocking a “classy” fashion trend that Si insists made him look dressed up and fancy, sending the guys into a full-blown debate about his formalwear standards. John-David gets fired up over restaurants bringing back retro themes, from old-school Pizza Hut vibes to the fast-food fun everyone misses. The boys relive Hunter’s movie date disaster that ended with him hiding in the men’s restroom.

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Wives Alyson and Brittany join the boys for an episode of The Newlywed Game that turns into a marriage check-in full of beige flags, quirky habits, and vacation dreams. Brittany reminds Martin that “Duck Dynasty” filming stole their honeymoon years ago, and now she’s ready for a real trip with big options on the table. Alyson wins “Wife of the Year” for the genius birthday gift that launched John-David’s hot dog summer. Hunter hosts an interview that puts everyone on the spot over lost keys, stubborn streaks, dramatic moments, movie crying, and who really knows their spouse best.

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Uncle Si welcomes licensed therapist Dr. Lee Long for a surprisingly deep conversation about faith, self-worth, relationships, and why it’s okay to ask for help. Dr. Lee gives Si a powerful new way to think about his self-image, and Justin Martin shares how his nearly 4-year-old son stopped him mid-lecture with one simple question. John-David is delighted by how quickly and successfully Dr. Lee reads them all in real time, and the boys make their own breakthroughs in honor of Mental Health Awareness month.

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Jep brings gifts for the boys that Martin is sure will end up causing trouble for them at the airport. Uncle Si is shocked by how the billionaire Jep used to rub elbows with spent $500 million. The boys take shots at Willie for his most frustrating habit and reminisce about old-school smoking sections inside buffet restaurants, and John-David is surprised by Jep’s hidden side as a romance movie enthusiast.

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Uncle Si jumps the gun to make everybody watch a viral attack video he caught on the news, sending the boys down one of the wildest rabbit trails. Martin isn’t totally buying the “official” story surrounding the attack, and Jay Stone shares what it was like meeting a bona fide Cajun outdoor legend who still hand-builds duck calls the old-school way. John-David is dead-set on fact checking today, and Si digs his heels in and decides there are certain Louisiana delicacies that just aren’t for him.

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Uncle Si skipped prom for an unusually raucous but memorable night at home with his parents, leading to him sleepwalking straight through his sister’s goodnight kiss to sprint down the highway in nothing but his underwear. Godwin nearly misses the episode completely after Hunter’s autocorrect disaster sends him the wrong recording day, while John-David considers launching a brand-new career that could seriously test his intestinal fortitude. Plus, Martin admits he’d gladly accept an invitation to go storm chasing across the Great Plains if anybody’s brave enough to take him along.

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Uncle Si is back home after months of repairs—but not everything is quite right. Martin’s return to Texas Motor Speedway and brings back serious memories from the Duck Commander NASCAR race. A ridiculous order at Si’s favorite Dairy Queen sets him off, and John-David is beyond excited to share vent their frustrations to the world. Phillip can’t help but blush at the outrageous innuendo on Si’s favorite piece of clothing.

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Uncle Si had a simple idea—bring in a real therapist and ask some honest questions. Dr. Emily Jones joins the show to talk about everything from war trauma to marriage and parenting, and even the surprising reasons communities like “furries” exist. Martin is eager for advice on raising twin boys with an unfortunate bathroom habit, while John-David proves once and for all that he does, in fact, have smart friends.

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